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Rage Against the Machine
Rage Against the Machine


1.0
awful

Review

by ColdCase USER (1 Reviews)
March 12th, 2014 | 199 replies


Release Date: 1992 | Tracklist


Dear Tim Commerford, Tom Morello, Zack de la Rocha and Brad Wilk, collectively known as "Rage Against the Machine",

I am a business owner. Or, to use the language you would prefer to deem us, "the evil bile of Satan". On your collection of similarly-sounding generic rap-metal albums, you have demonized business owners based upon a year in the various privately owned colleges your rich parents paid for you to attend, in which you skimmed the treaties of left-wing philosophy masquerading as economics, as written by Marx, Bakunin, etc., as well as the works of government dictators such as Che Guevara and Fidel Castro (not to mention a near-fetishistic appropriation of the uniforms and philosophy of the Soviet Union dictatorship that only compares to the makers of '70s Nazi porno films in scope) and decided to take it upon yourselves to vocally support this drivel as a social movement.

First, let me correct one of your many incorrect notions. Capitalism does not stand for exploitation of workers. Capitalism does not exploit workers. Socialism does. Now, let's look at the definition of capitalism, from Webster's dictionary:

cap·i·tal·ism noun ˈka-pə-tə-ˌliz-əm, ˈkap-tə-, British also kə-ˈpi-tə-
: a way of organizing an economy so that the things that are used to make and transport products (such as land, oil, factories, ships, etc.) are owned by individual people and companies rather than by the government

See? Nothing about "exploitation". It just means that the means of production are owned by individuals rather than the government (which occurs under socialism). This also means that non-government "Co-ops" actively qualify as capitalism, for unless government coercion and ownership is involved, the means of production are still owned by individuals and not the state.

Overviewing your entire discography would be utterly pointless, and, quite frankly, a painful process, so, let's look at your first album and see what's wrong with this dreary assortment of dismal lectures inspired by the spoutings of a bunch of old farts who think they know the whole score (but, in reality, don't).

I could do a track-by-track analysis, but that would be quite boring to read, and, quite frankly, makes no sense, considering that there is no individuality to your album's 10 tracks, which would necessitate a track by track review to compare the deviations from each individual track. Quite frankly, there are no deviations to be found on this album. It all sounds the same. Generic, Urban Dance Squad knock-offs by third-grade substandard musicians do not make an album.

But I can point out problems with a handful of tracks which I do have really specific grievances with. First, "Bombtrack". You've plastered the face of mass-murderer and dictator Che Guevara on your single's cover. Imagine if some rap group put Adolf Hitler on their cover. Do you think that the Beastie Boys would find this amusing? I should say not. The term "bomb" in hip hop slang is meant to denote quality lyricism. Zach De La Rocha, you are not a good rapper. You are a meandering, whiny suburbanite who's angry at the privilege he's received from your rich family and have decided to take it out on them via economic ignorance. I know landlords piss you off. But if you wanted to make your own rules, you could try owning your own land. You can afford it. But even collective land ownership has rules. And communes are worse off than any landlord you're likely to encounter. Keeping in line with your support for mass murderers, Maoist dictator Abimael Guzman is promoted in this song's music video, which you've kept off your DVD releases due to having changed your opinion. It's funny how one form of dictatorship is now not okay to you, but you still keep Che in your promotional devices.

Also, let's examine a lyric from your song "Killing in the Name": "Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses." Yes? Does the presence of racism in the corporate world equate all corporations as being racist? You obviously don't feel the same way about Sony, the corporation you signed with, who was accused of racism by Michael Jackson, who is far from a Marxist. And let us not forget that Che Guevara described Black people thusly:

"The black is indolent and a dreamer; spending his meager wage on frivolity or drink; the European has a tradition of work and saving, which has pursued him as far as this corner of America and drives him to advance himself, even independently of his own individual aspirations."

Guevara also branded Mexicans as "a rabble of illiterate Indians". Please explain why Che's racism is defensible.

The most famous section of your song is the line "*** you, I won't do what you tell me" repeated over and over annoyingly, like a kindergartner having a temper tantrum. Maybe if you felt this way, you probably shouldn't use your concerts as a Soviet Union cosplay, as the Soviets DID tell people how to act, feel, think, and what politics to support, and had people shot for disobeying their government. Che Guevara also executed people for dissent from his movement, as well as for playing rock and roll music, the genre from which rap-metal spawned. And Fidel Castro is also known for executing dissenters.

It is on this song that you adopt the drop-D tuning ripped off from Faith No More and Helmet, a staple of nu-metal songwriting. Because it's so much more fun to be like everyone else, isn't it? A whole nation of people, thinking and acting exactly the same? Listening to the same music? Reading the same books? Or is the word I'm looking for "terrifying"? Yes, "terrifying" is the word that accurately describes this scenario.

You advocate violent action against capitalists by "Taking the Power Back". Let's stop you right there. The United States of America was founded on the basis of free enterprise (capitalism), before being corrupted by collectivism. Anti-business attitudes are the cause of the social and economic problems which you've blamed on capitalism. Antitrust laws, the Federal Reserve (central banking is a Marxist concept) and regulation of capitalism have created the economic, social and political problems which face struggling Americans today. Your kind is already in power. The goal should be taking the power AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO THINK LIKE YOU.

The power structure does not belong in the people who think that a "Bullet in the Head" is the answer. As you advise your followers to "Know Your Enemy", I think the only appropriate summation of the problem of this song is a quote from Walt Kelly's "Pogo" comic strip: "We have met the enemy and he is us." The cause of all wars is collectivism. It is impossible to be anti-war and simultaneously anti-capitalism. There would be no wars under capitalism. A free market spreads peace. Collectivism spreads violence. Until you realize this, you will continue to be asleep and will never "Wake Up". Know that what you preach is not "Freedom", but tyranny. In the form of really bad nu-metal.

Sincerely,
A capitalist


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Hovse
March 12th 2014


2740 Comments


wtf

Rowan5215
Staff Reviewer
March 12th 2014


47595 Comments

Album Rating: 4.1

"only compares to the makers of '70s Nazi porno films in scope"

pos

ColdCase
March 12th 2014


20 Comments


I think I justified my rating.

NeroCorleone80
March 12th 2014


34618 Comments


This guy should run for office

ColdCase
March 12th 2014


20 Comments


Gwyn, bands who choose to promote awful politics over musical substance are not good bands. RATM have
about as much musical skill as the average skinhead band.

ColdCase
March 12th 2014


20 Comments


I'm not trolling. A troll intentionally tries to provoke people by making outrageous statements. I am
stating facts and using logic and reason. if these things provoke you, then you have bigger problems
than a fourth-rate rap-metal band.

NordicMindset
March 12th 2014


25137 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

This riffs so hard though

Killerhit
March 12th 2014


6016 Comments


lol this review is so funny

i'm not even done laughin yet

IronGiant
March 12th 2014


1752 Comments


trying too hard to be edgy

NordicMindset
March 12th 2014


25137 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

You didn't tbt but you did namedrop practically every song in the review with subpar puns so

MyNameIsPencil
March 12th 2014


6637 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Dear Diary,

Today a reviewer had no idea what he's talking about.

but here's some advice, actually review the album.

Killerhit
March 12th 2014


6016 Comments


no seriously this is comedic genius

it's such a joke i'm laughing my proverbial ass off

NordicMindset
March 12th 2014


25137 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Now this is a funny review:



http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/58498/Imagine-Dragons-Night-Visions/

HolidayKirk
March 12th 2014


1722 Comments


Hella credit for defending your stance in the comments tho. That usually doesn't happen.

Killerhit
March 12th 2014


6016 Comments


i'm astounded it's still up there

it has exactly 15 TIMES more negs than it does pos's

NordicMindset
March 12th 2014


25137 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

no but I have seen this:



http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/50591/Periphery-Periphery-II%3A-This-Time-Its-Personal/

Killerhit
March 12th 2014


6016 Comments


that is actually my favorite review on this whole site

NordicMindset
March 12th 2014


25137 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Review is KILLtacular.

Killerhit
March 12th 2014


6016 Comments


-ba dum tiss-

ColdCase
March 12th 2014


20 Comments


Dear Diary,
Today a reviewer had no idea what he's talking about.
but here's some advice, actually review the album.


I did review the album. With more cleverness and originality than the people who made the album
possess.

I know exactly what I'm talking about, more so than these sad, pathetic excuses for musicians.
Because I've actually researched things, and have factual knowledge on history, philosophy, power
structures, government organization and the way the world works. These people don't even comprehend
the fact that what they're doing is regurgitating substandard philosophies plagiarized from Plato,
the worst philosopher in history.

Plato's hypothesis was of men being inherently evil. He promoted an anti-humanity sentiment and is
responsible for fathering communism and various forms of collectivism and mysticism. The exact
opposite of Plato was Aristotle. Aristotle was the greatest philosopher that ever lived, who
promoted the rights of the individual. Aristotle promoted free thinking and a love of humanity.
Aristotle's hypothesis was that men are inherently good and the existence of men who do evil does
not negate men who do good, which most men do. Aristotle believed in things as they are, not as they
could be. Aristotle believed in facts and reason, not mysticism. Capitalism is the only system that
protects the rights of the individual, the rational, and the free thinking.



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