Issues
Issues


3.0
good

Review

by charm2infect USER (2 Reviews)
February 23rd, 2014 | 22 replies


Release Date: 2014 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Same old Rise.. different 'new' band... blah

"Misunderstood.. We are all misunderstood..."
Another high pitched post-hardcore vocalist sings in a sea of other swimming fangirl sensations such as 'Craig Owens' or 'Johnny Craig'.. Surprised yet? How could you be? After all... this is Rise Records.. and if you haven't spent enough time with this genre to recognize the label that capitalizes on this material.. well.. welcome to the epitome..
No, Tyler doesn't want to be tough, and he's gonna' make sure that you here him whine sure enough.. xD
Putting all jokes aside.. take this sort of over-produced breakdown abusive material...
Then add trendy electronics, at least one ballad, and a track featuring a female vocalist..
BOOM!
Next big money maker for teen-scene queens and post-emo boys alike.. Stock this baby in what's hot in the post hardcore section right next to I See Stars..
Nothing in this genre has any possibility of being original or unique.. and Tyler's boys know it..
Just hire the same producers of the same records that have been convincing kids to love the exact same song structures for decades...
Welcome to Issues first LP..


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Ryus
February 23rd 2014


36551 Comments


oh shit here we go

Ryus
February 23rd 2014


36551 Comments


Quite simply, this album shouldn't be getting any of the (negative or positive) attention it is.

TooLateToGoBack
February 23rd 2014


2106 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Review is infinitely worse than the album.

Snake.
February 23rd 2014


25242 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Review's not as bad as Chelsea Wolfe.

Snake.
February 23rd 2014


25242 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/59921/Blind-Melon-Soup/

Azn.
February 23rd 2014


5632 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

"xD"

botb
February 23rd 2014


17769 Comments


the fact this review reads like a 1 and is a 3 makes it 10x funnier

NordicMindset
February 23rd 2014


25137 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Saw this on sale on Hot Topic lol

BillClinton
February 23rd 2014


178 Comments


I don't understand, who the fuck approved this?

Spec
February 23rd 2014


39371 Comments


you guys really love this hey? only way to explain all the attention you're giving it.

theacademy
Emeritus
February 23rd 2014


31865 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

boys will be boys, eh

Trebor.
Emeritus
February 24th 2014


59810 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

just finished my review yay

theacademy
Emeritus
February 24th 2014


31865 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

woo [post it

Snake.
February 24th 2014


25242 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

post it mang

NordicMindset
February 24th 2014


25137 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Probably found nothing to justify the extra .5

NordicMindset
February 24th 2014


25137 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

of course you would like it snide

NordicMindset
February 24th 2014


25137 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

of course

TooLateToGoBack
February 24th 2014


2106 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Snide is back?



thought you were done with this place

Azn.
February 24th 2014


5632 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I wish old users who quit still put pieces of their old username in their new ones

betray
February 24th 2014


9392 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Only thing shittier than this album is this troll review.



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