Review Summary: fuck it im doing a review
alright guys, i've got 10 minutes before i must be gone, so lets make this quick. let me start off by saying that i am at a whole new level of pissed that this doesn't have a review. i mean seriously, how can faggots like nasum and pig destroyer have 14 frintillion reviews and these mud slingers have none" as a general rule im a tame, strapping young lad, but when it comes to faggotry like this, i simply cannot be bothered to head to my therapist. im on the warpath now, and you all are going to listen to this, and by george's sweaty jockstrap, you're gonna like it.
let me start off by saying this is true grind. not the truest grind, oh no, but holy sweet tingling pubic hairs does it come close. this album just blares at such unbeliebavle and pwerful noise that my fingers are jus tingling with excitement so that i cant even type this review properlu. even the hardest dude trembles at the effortless regurgitation of blood and entrails all over the floor from a dismantled infant wearing a nazi punks shirt and jews' hat hard on the ground surrounded by graves marked by ak's m/ing a hard victory silence for the regurgitation of hard blood.
you see that right there" you basically have this band in a nutshell. all these guys talk about is disembodied limbs, bombs strapped to babies and tossed into buildings, and terrorists getting their dicks nailed to the side of steam engines when they're about to depart. that right there is true grind lyricism, respect!!
and dont even get me started on those instrumentals, they are true. they are mud. they are sludge. heavily downtuned sludge. and the riffs are coming for you. i mean really aside from that slow introduction this album will carry you for like 20 damn minutes just ***ing the place up beyond repair. i emplore you to consider adding this to your collection even though a copy of this album, and this album alone is harder to do than strap a weasel to your back and cook bacon. the drums are fast and hard, and the bass is farting; a true quality of grind. THIS IS NOT FOR FAGGOTS!!
holy *** 7 minutes left well hmmm i guess ill have to go on describing this masterpiece. well, lemme put it to you like this: it's goregrind, and one of the first. you know what that means" yep the vox are ***ing INSANE that's what. on one hand you've got wailing and screaming because a faggot just got his, and on the otherhand you've got your cum guzzling blood barfing when a faggot is almost about to get his. this album just ***s insanity, holy ***.
oh god, 4 minutes. welp, i guess ive said all that needs to be said. if i havnt made my point then im afraid this album will just have to remain mine for the remainder of time and you faggots cant have it AHAHAHAAAAA!!! ok but no seriously im not a selfish prick like that, seriously, just go onto youtube and cover your speakers with a coffee filter and turn the volume way up until it's like white noise out of yoru ***ty laptop speakers and you might have an idea as to how well true, real grind is supposed to be produced. normally id tell you about how "if you like this, get this" but no time for that. if you like music get this.
phew, done, and with 2 minutes to spare. listen and POS assh0les!! jom////