I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!



by bigdickedguy USER (14 Reviews)
April 4th, 2013 | 31 replies

Release Date: 2009 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Ugh

Oh my god this sucks. Just to listen I had to get so drunk that I was leaning like the heels on a fat bitch's ugg boots. Some bands should have been aborted upon inception. Brokencyde are one of these bands. If i were given the chance i would go back in time 25 years and drop their mothers off at an abortion clinic. The thing about this band is that their instrumental work is bland and boring, the sort of electronic work one would have heard upon that particular genre's inception, the vocals are terrible - a mixture of bad rapping, autotuned singing and screaming that sounds like Oli Sykes on smack - and the lyrics... All the band writes about is bangin' bitches and getting drugs. This was bad enough when that Lil Wayne bitch did it but come on brokencyde...

I'm Not A Fan But The Kids Like It was their second studio album and is arguably the worst thing ever written. After a crap little opening track the first real song kicks in entitled Freaxxx and shows off everything bad about the band. It has some absolutely pathetic lyrics that aren't worth ***, the worst vocals ever and an atrocious instrumental with some synth's pissing around in the background.

"I walk into the club looking kinda sexy now,
I see them shortys on the side they started making out,
I pull my pants down, she takes her panties off
And then we started getting freaky on the dance floor."

Now, I can predict what you think about those lines-they are pathetic, ridiculous and have no meaning whatsoever but things only get worse from there on out.

"I got these bitches all tipsy tryna sex me
I know they want it alcaholics are such sex freaks".

Seriously, Brokencyde, if the sex themes weren't bad enough when written in such an explicit manner, the fact that the band attempts a multi-syllabic rhyme scheme whilst using the same word is absolutely stupid and pointless. The band would have been better suited to actually trying to get laid instead of writing borderline retarded lyrics, although if this is the sort of stuff they say to girls then its no wonder they probably havent touched a stitch of pussy since their mom gave birth to them.

The God-awful racket that this band creates does not stop there however, no, that was just the first proper song. In fact, there are seventeen tracks on this abomination, and things only get worse. "After we have sex, you'll probably get attached girl", the band declare on the very next song and by this point you will be questioning the band's sanity and mental age and maturity. The chorus is stupid and just involves the repeated screaming of the line "get drunk" and the singing of the titular words. What exactly does this really add to the song whatsoever apart from create a faux-catchy moment that they expect people to sing along to. Guess what, Brokencyde, noone is going to sing along to lyrics that a 2 year old with downs syndrome could write better than. Booty Call and Scene Girlz are two more numbers worth speaking about, just for how laughable they get. The former opens with some awful clean singing that you will want to turn it off from the second you hear it and continues with the stupid overly sexual lyrics that the band has became known for.

"will you be my booty call
And drop those panties to the floor".

This is part of the chorus to this song and by this time I was in fits of laughter. What is real" What is normal" What is sane" What is up and what is down" What inspired Charles Darwin to be such a bitch as to believe in *** like evolution that is obviously bull***" What caused some idiots to believe in God" These are just some of the questions that this release poses after it ***s with your sanity-and it really is a test of how sane you are. This should be considered the most exotic manner of torture as it truly is that painful to listen to. Constant references to them wanting girls to shake their ass proves that the band is a collection of ass guys instead of tit guys whilst the constant mentioning of banging girls continues to prove this band is as likely to get punani as i am of ruling over the world. Scene Girlz has quite a cool little opening instrumental but from the moment whatever bitch is screaming it absolutely ***s itself over. Oh Brokencyde, the one track that had a little potential and you had to ruin it with some terrible lyrics.

"Sit down girl just shut up an sit
Before i make you suck my.
Oh my god you thought i'd say dick
But i won't say dick
Till' you touch my dick."

Okay this band is officially ***ed in the head beyond the point of no return. There were not words prepared in the english language for such moments of absolute retardation as this one. This is not just the even more ***ed up father of Blood On The Dance Floor. this is a whole new animal all together, one that has ***ed my head up beyond ***ing repair. If you thought you had heard the worse *** ever made with that piece of *** band then dont even come close to this as you will likely hurl. Just to please y'all,

I'mma slap the guy that whacked his load up in the singer's mother... *slaps self*

Yes, I am theiir illegitimate father, now hang me please for the sins i have commited for these dudes truly are awful.

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    TheMoonchild (1)
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Comments:Add a Comment 
April 4th 2013


Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

this sucks, we get it

April 4th 2013


Album Rating: 1.0

no go away

April 4th 2013


oh. hmm i thought this might be good thankyou fro letting me know

April 4th 2013


didn't read but holy shit that's a lot of words for something that's already been done to death

April 4th 2013


This is the biggest piece of shit in the entire universe but I'm going to guess that the review sucks by the user and summary so I'll just neg now.

Staff Reviewer
April 4th 2013


Album Rating: 1.0

What else would you expect from skeletor

Digging: Dad Thighs - The Ghosts That I Fear

April 4th 2013


ugh they suck

April 4th 2013


Review is as bad as subject matter. C'mon troll! Be interesting, or something.

April 4th 2013


Album Rating: 1.0

bigdickedguy for edgiest user of 2013

Digging: Sonny Sharrock - Black Woman

April 4th 2013


Album Rating: 1.0


April 4th 2013


Album Rating: 1.0

such a good summary

April 4th 2013


Get this shit off of the front page.

April 4th 2013


April 4th 2013


Album Rating: 1.0

Listened to that freax song, no matter how good the other songs are this will still be a 1. Review was lol

April 4th 2013


Album Rating: 1.0


Contributing Reviewer
April 4th 2013


This band aren't even worth a rating from me, nor is this review worth giving the time to neg lol

April 4th 2013


this needed another review, thanks

April 4th 2013


What a futtbucker

April 4th 2013


Album Rating: 1.0

This is gonna get the most negs without a single pos in Sputnik's history

April 4th 2013


Don't pos it, anybody! We need to set a record with this!

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