Review Summary: Wow. Just wow.
This band is bad. Trust me, I know. This was my band. I'm embarrassed to have ever been a part of something this terrible. It makes me laugh I guess. Some of these songs are just so bad it makes Emmure look like a good alternative. Whatever. On top of our boring junz were the terrible lyrics. I mean, seriously" We dick rode jesus so hard. Which isn't a bad thing, we just did it because we wanted to be all trendy or whatever. I think we were seriously trying to be For Today. Thankfully, we came to our senses. We realized the following things: None of us think god is real, we were the worst band to ever exist, and none of us really even liked making this music. I just want to apologize to the sputnikmusic community for even trying at this metal stuff. We were like 15 years old, blindly following an invisible man in the sky. Give us a little bit of slack. I mean seriously, this album makes Woe, Is Me seem like the kings of technicality. I didn't even know how to tune my goddamn guitar. The one part in this terrible album where I actually solo, my guitar was out of tune. Nothing I can ever say will even begin to make up for how bad this is. So i'm giving everyone who reads this one free punch. Hit me right in the face, please.