The Parlor Mob



by PostMesmeric USER (83 Reviews)
April 1st, 2012 | 4 replies

Release Date: 2011 | Tracklist

Review Summary: The Parlor Mob's second major album is a tug-of-war between festival-rocking heaviness and bland, soulless balladry.

Behind sharp-edged guitar riffs and cackling tenor vocals, New Jersey Zeppelin-heads The Parlor Mob walked into the alternative rock spotlight in 2008 with And You Were a Crow, channeling the musical vibes of the mighty Zepp and their modern followers like The White Stripes. But for their third album, their second on a major label, The Parlor Mob have set the bluesy guitars and groove-laden compositions aside in favor of a garage band aesthetic. Their album Dogs has some fantastic songs that let the band go beyond emulating their heroes, but it’s when the tempo slows and groove departs that the derivativeness leaks into an otherwise strong and straight-ahead release.

It becomes clear very early that lead vocalist Mark Melicia is doing his best to emulate Led Zeppelin vocalist Robert Plant (the two can become pretty indistinguishable during the opener “How It’s Going to Be”). This was extremely easy to see in the last single from their previous album, the bluesy rock song “Hard Times.” However, The Parlor Mob have made quite the paradigm shift since And You Were a Crow, taking out a lot of the Led Zeppelin blues influence for a more punky, garage rock approach to their sound. The first single “Into the Sun” is the best example of that. As a radio-friendly single, it’s a fine specimen. Distortion runs rampant throughout “Into the Sun” and hearing Melicia climb the scale with his powerful tenor adds a mosh-creating crowd pleaser. In the faster-paced, “American Dream”, Melicia sounds more like Cedric Bixler-Zavala of At the Drive-in fame, and his bandmates compliment that comparison with a punk-fused beat and plenty of staccato-laden guitars.

The band’s use of distortion-infused guitars and smoother vocal patterns also call back to Jack White of the White Stripes. The squeals and heavy grinds from the guitars in “Fall Back” mix well with Melicia’s tenor, adding a groovy theme that’s pretty difficult to escape from. “Cross Our Hearts” escalates well into a thunderous chorus, while Melicia summons the “weight of the world,” creating a track with purpose and gravity behind it. The closing track, “The Beginning,” walks the line between heaviness and balladry, but is a unique gem in the Dogs tracklist. Crashing cymbals and earth-shaking guitar riffs are amazingly set into a colossal motion. It’s by far one of the best songs written by the band yet.

But while The Parlor Mob have kept groove and flow at the forefront of their compositions (like the stomping beat of “Take What’s Mine”), Dogs has far too many slower songs burying the hard rock style. The ballad “Practice in Patience” is a slower, piano/guitar theme that feels oddly tuned for an alternative rock crowd, while “I Want To See You” keeps the guitars resonant and echoed under a groovy drum track. However, once “Hard Enough” and its overly simplistic chorus breaks out, the album’s energy starts to slip. The aptly titled “Slip Through My Hands” is a very weak track that doesn’t capture any energy heard in songs like “American Dream” or “Into the Sun.” The guys in the band tightened down the heaviness a tad too much in Dogs, sacrificing Zeppelin-esque fury for acoustic accessibility, which just doesn’t work out.

Dogs has some very heavy anthems in its tracklist, but between every solid song, there sits a shallow and unneeded distraction. Filling in gaps with hollow ballads just doesn’t do too much as a hard rock act, so Dogs has its moments of wasted potential. But thanks to Melicia’s awesome vocal style and some surprisingly catchy hard rock compositions scattered throughout, The Parlor Mob’s second major album is a solid listen. The band still doesn’t have enough substance or virtuosity to be the next big thing (mostly because of an over-abundance of slower and weaker songs), but Dogs is at the very least a progression from what originally sounded like a Zeppelin cover band. The Parlor Mob are starting to come into their own with Dogs, and while there’s still a large amount of work to be done for a promising and prestigious future, their second album is a worthwhile and occasionally uplifting one.

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April 2nd 2012


I listened to 'The Beginning' and liked it. Not really sold on his voice, also don't usually listen to soft rock but it was definitely good.

The review's kind of wordy, mostly due to the long sentences and five references to Led Zeppelin (one or two are enough?). I couldn't really read it all the way through at once. I also couldn't really keep up with all the song comparisons and technical descriptions, those veer on overkill...

But it's not bad, just some things to keep in mind and watch out for on further reviews? Just an opinion, this is pretty well written

April 2nd 2012


Album Rating: 3.0

Thanks, mastille. I appreciate the constructive criticism.

In retrospect, the Zeppelin references did get pretty plentiful, yeah? I'll try to ease up on the band comparisons in future reviews. Once again, any help is appreciated, so thanks again.

February 18th 2015


Album Rating: 4.0

The only gripe I have with this album is the two consecutive sub-3 minute tracks, "Take What's Mine" and "Slip Through My Hands". Otherwise, it's pretty darn solid! I wouldn't say "Practice in Patience" sounds oddly tuned. It's actually pretty great, and shows the range Melicia has. That and "Holding On" are two great ballads that help balance the album. I agree that there is an overabundance of mellow tracks, but I won't say that they falter in all of them.

Contributing Reviewer
February 18th 2015


My least favorite Parlor Mob album. Has some great moments, but it's just too inconsistent for me.

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