Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People



by JAStewart USER (12 Reviews)
January 16th, 2006 | 16 replies

Release Date: 2003 | Tracklist

Primus - Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People

Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People is a 5 track EP released with a DVD, which shares the same title. The CD marked the first Primus recording with previous drummer, Tim 'Herb' Alexander since the release of 1995's 'Tales From The Punchbowl'. Between 1996 & 2001 Primus had drummer Brian "Brain" Mantina, who interestingly enough was set to be Primus's drummer in 1989 until he broke his foot and Tim was called in. This was released and a 64 show tour followed, which included a japanese date also.


The CD has recieved mixed reviews from fans, some who love certain tracks, others who hate certain tracks. Personally, I am a massive fan of Primus and have loved everything they have released, so bear with me if you think my ratings are too much. The CD combines styles of old but also introduces a new Primus, which was previously only known when they had played live; Jam. The songs on the CD are long (3 tracks are over 6 minutes), and this combined with the live gigs after the album was released shows that Primus have shifted to an almost 'Pink Floyd' like style, and as it happens, many Primus fans are indeed Floyd fans so this combination has clicked for many fans.

The opening track, Carpenter And The Dainty Bride, introduced the idea of a long intro, which is also heard on The Last Superpower aka Rapscallion (track 4) and My Friend Fats (track 5). The build up is usually a combination of feedback from Les with harmonics on delay, except on 4 & 5 when Ler and Herb are present with this. The intros help build up the whole feel of the song, and when played live gives the band the ability to jam out the song very well. Track three, Mary The Ice Cube also has a long intro, but it is not just feedback, it is actual notes. The only song that has a direct intro is track 2, Pilchers Squad, which jumps straight into the song.

Most songs on this album are uncomparable to other tracks by Primus, which I see is a good thing as it shows Primus's evolution and progression.

1. The Carpenter And The Dainty Bride (6:34)

As stated before, this song starts with a long intro (1:49 until the actual song kicks in with the verse). Ler's guitar is VERY treble in this song, which gives a feel like he is playing right next to the bridge of the guitar to get this sound. Les uses a fretless for this song, and so the usual haunting notes of a fretless bass are featured. The guitar solo uses dissonance and reverb to create a huge sound. Les's vocals are unlike what he has done before, a loud whiper is how I could best describe his vocal 'effect'. This is a good opener.


2. Pilchers Squad

This song is considered Primus's worst by some fans, to which I greatly disagree. This song shows the explosive random talent of guitarist Larry 'Ler' Lalonde, especially during the 4 second solo (Les: "Go Ler! ... "Thanks Ler!"). I would compare this song probably closest to Is It Luck from the 1992 album Sailing The Seas Of Cheese, though it is much different from that too. A short static song, but I love it.


3. Mary The Ice Cube

A very trippy song of sorts. The bass is once again fretless to create a stoner effect, or something like that. Guitar isn't a big feature in this song, it is mostly drums and bass, with Ler playing the occasional clean notes, and a distored solo. Most of Les's singing is overdubbed with Les singing an octave below, but in an almost talking-like fashion. Personally I don't smoke weed or drugs at all, but I reckon this song would mess with your head, but then again, thats just a guess.


4. [The Last Superpower aka Rapscallion

This has to be the one of the best tracks Primus have ever produced. Everything about this song defines Primus in everyway I believe, Jumpy static guitar (think the verse of Antipop's (1999) Laquerhead). The chorus guitar line is catchy but not in a pop kind of way. The guitar solo is very identifiable to Larry; the use of dissonance, the insane reverb and the whole song even changes tempo for the guitar solo. The bass 'solo' isn't so much a solo as it is a build up, which uses the harmonics on delay again and Tim on a tiny cymbal. After the bass break, the song breaks back into the verse then a final chorus to close the song. At the very end of the song you heard Ler saying "It sounded like an ending", hinting that this song was recorded with the whole band.


5. My Friend Fats

Tim opens this song, with Les entering later with the fretless bass doing slides with delay, while Ler plays along with the drums. The chorus riff is very cool. Les's vocals are quiet evil during the chorus, its not words, but high pitched moans of sorts, otherwise he is loudly whispering again. I don't listen to this song often, though many fans consider it a favourite.


I'm not going to document everything on the DVD, but here's the breakdown:
Music videos
John the Fisherman
Too Many Puppies
Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
Tommy the Cat
My Name Is Mud
Mr. Krinkle
Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
Southbound Pachyderm
Over the Falls
Shake Hands With Beef
The Devil Went Down To Georgia

[b]Live performances[b]
'Horrible Men' assortments of live clips
'Horrible Swill' assortments of live clips from the Brown Album era
Southbound Pachyderm
Mr. Krinkle
Duchess And The Proverbial Mind Spread (On some DVDs it is listed as Kalamazoo live)
My Name Is Mud (Live at Woodstock 94)
Those Damned Blue Collar Tweekers (Live at Woodstock 94)

This EP is fantastic, and the DVD is just superb. A must have for anyone who is a fan, and anyone who isn't too.

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Comments:Add a Comment 
January 16th 2006


this was actually my introduction to primus
it had me coming back for more

January 16th 2006


The DVD is just great, but I haven't given much time to the CD other than Rapscallion. Also, this version of My Friend Fats really bothers me, because the Hallucino-Genetics version is so much better.

January 16th 2006


I've never really cared too much for Primus
Good review

February 7th 2006


Could've been longer but who cares, the EP kicks boo-tay!!!

February 7th 2006


Album Rating: 3.5

My Friend Fats (5) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pilcher (2.5)

Is It Luck? is a hilarious song with a really interesting bass line, inspired my name obviously.

Decent review

February 8th 2006


Album Rating: 5.0

Is It Luck is feckin' insane to play. I wish I were Les.

March 2nd 2006


Album Rating: 4.5

My Friend Fats is one of those songs that just seems weird, until you listen to it in the right frame of mind. Then it seems like pure genius. That song's got a lot of mental imagery associated with it for me... not at all relevant to what Les is actually singing about, but then I never was one to go off mere lyrics for the meaning of a song.

April 6th 2006


Album Rating: 5.0

this was great i loved evey little bit....i think les is tha best

April 10th 2006


these songs are ll great and i liked the review all of it was sweet (not to mension the videos which ruled)
and yes les is the best but ler and herb are great

April 16th 2006


Watch 'My Friend Fats' on Hallucino-Genetics while on under the influence, and you will (without a doubt) be a Primus fan.

June 4th 2006


i love "the carpender and the dainty bride". the bass build up is amazing and ler's guitar riff is so unique. this album truely is one of my favorites.

March 27th 2010


Album Rating: 4.0

last superpower aka rapscallion rules hard

March 4th 2012


Album Rating: 3.5

It's the best song on here if you ask me

March 21st 2017


Album Rating: 3.5

Pretty good, but not amazing

Digging: Baths - Romaplasm

October 19th 2017


Album Rating: 4.0

Why does this have more variety than the majority of their albums?

October 19th 2017


Album Rating: 3.5

I don't agree, but you're entitled to your opinion

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