Hell (UK)
Human Remains



by Gigglesdemon USER (31 Reviews)
December 11th, 2011 | 7 replies

Release Date: 2011 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Is this long delayed debut worth the 20+ year wait?

Hell’s Human Remains is the heavy metal world’sDuke Nukem Forever. Hell was a NWOBHM band that had massively controversial live shows for the time (proto-corpse paint, hysterical rants on satanic pulpits, exploding Bibles, etc.). They were black metal before black metal existed. And for some strange reason, no record label wanted to sign them and give them a chance to put out a debut record. I wonder why" However, in 2008, the band got back together and finally got a record label to sign them (their antics seem tame now compared to what many big name black metal bands do) and they can now release the over 20 year delayed album. But is it worth the wait"

Well, like the aforementioned Duke Nukem Forever, it disappoints. The main problem is that the thing that Hell sold themselves on was their blasphemous image and stage antics. Well, in the time since Hell’s break up, the whole black metal movement sprung up and has done everything Hell does in this album. Except better. Even Hell’s contemporary, Mercyful Fate, did it better. The whole album feels like it is ridden with clichés. Satan praising lyrics" Check. High pitched falsetto vocals" Check. Hysterical ranting" Check again. The thing is, all of these things have been done before. While still very solid, the unfortunate nature of the delay makes the whole album feels like it has been overdone and isn’t very original.

However, Hell is at its best when it DOES NOT do these things that made them famous. The song Plague and Fyre has (relatively) little mention of all things devilish, and it turns out to be the best song on the album, with a catchy chorus and strong instrumentation. Another example is Save Us From Those Who Would Save Us, an actually relatively modern critique on people in authority. And not one mention of a church or priest. Instead they focus on overbearing parents and political figures. Once they step away from their Satan praising persona, they seem to be able to put out higher quality music.

The music is all proficient, especially the great dueling guitar work of Kev Bower and Andy Sneap, it just lacks an extra touch to make it a great album. Maybe if Hell tried to do something new instead of simply trying to pander to the old fans they had in the 80s, this album could be praised as a worthy debut after 20 years. Instead, it feels overdone and unnecessary. Perhaps if this album was released when it was intended to it would be one of the most influential albums of all time, having praise showered upon it by legions of black metallers with Hell being mentioned in the same breath as Mercyful Fate and Venom. But now, it is simply a relic of the past that never needed to see the light of day.

-Great guitar work
-Some really ambitious and interesting song structures
- Catchy choruses

-Generic Falsetto vocals
-Generic Lyrics
-Boring Rhythm Section

Recommended Tracks:
Plague and Fyre
Save Us From Those Who Would Save Us
On Earth As It Is In Hell

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Comments:Add a Comment 
December 11th 2011


Album Rating: 3.0

CC welcome as always. I was a tad disappointed by this, because I had heard Save Us From Those Who Would Save Us as my introduction to this album. Thought it was some great NWOBHM style music, but the rest turned out to be fairly mediocre.

Staff Reviewer
December 11th 2011


Album Rating: 3.0

Props for reviewing this, now i don't have to do it myself.

I totally agree with the rating and the review...

Vocals on this are awful!

Apart from generic, some songs are inexcusably long in temporal length.

This band has drawn all the spotlights thanks to Andy Sneap.

Edit: Strange, I remember making a page for this band and rating this a while ago...

Digging: Meridian (CHE) - The Seventh Sun

December 11th 2011


Album Rating: 4.0

Melissa being in the "recommended" section has me pretty interested tbh.

Digging: Dead Can Dance - The Serpent's Egg

Staff Reviewer
December 11th 2011


Album Rating: 3.0

Check it out Hawks, Mercyful Fate are the shit.

December 11th 2011


Album Rating: 4.0

No I mean it has me interested in this, not Melissa lol. Of course I already have Mercyful Fate. Melissa and Don't Break the Oath are two of my favorite albums ever.

December 11th 2011


ov Hell

December 11th 2011


Album Rating: 3.0

Meh, I thought the longer songs were actually kinda interesting just due to their song structures and such. Now if they could just stay out of the "Hail Satan!" persona......

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