Windir
Arntor


1.5
very poor

Review

by Hyperbore USER (5 Reviews)
April 15th, 2011 | 101 replies


Release Date: 1999 | Tracklist

Review Summary: On its second LP, Windir cements its identity once and for all, but in so doing proves itself to be devoid of any but the most banal of merits.

What most obviously separates this music from the heights metal can achieve in its greatest moments is its aesthetic of mood. Whereas metal is most commonly known as angry music, this is mostly happy. Not expressive of the joy of conquest common to power metal, or the appreciation of beauty common to certain niches of black metal, but simply HAPPY. These tracks sound more like drinking songs than anything else, which relegates them to occupying the same conceptual space - mindless, bouncy expressions of having a good ol' time, without a care in the world, because nothing needs to be taken seriously anyway. By expressing this aesthetic and being a metal album, it fails massively.

Composition continues to be simplistic, as in the band's previous output, although there are obvious occurrences of ambition sprinkled in. "Svartesmeden Og Lundamyrstrollet" at least attempts to develop itself linearly, eventually rescinding its irritatingly goofy lead hook for an atmospheric transition that is punctuated by the appearance of an arpeggiated couple of chords before gradually leading back into that main hook for a sincere, if trite, attempt at a conclusion. The ridiculously overlong-for-its-content "Saknet" takes a similar approach by moving its atmospheric section towards the end of the track, providing a lead-out that would close the album on a tolerable note if not for the following final track that, aside from its possibly being the worst song here, is also jarring in its overindulgent intensity that would be better placed at the beginning of this work.

As before, Windir's primary compositional approach here is to layer lead hooks comprised of overly dichotomous notes over two- or three-chord drawn-out rhythm riffing. Although there is some improvement in this album's desire to be expressive, with interstitial "heavy" riff sections to space out the songs a bit and occasional more dynamic uses of the rhythm section, it remains a boorish affair overall that is only made worse by Windir's full adoption of being mind-numbingly light. What little there is to like here is drowned in sappy melodies that carry nothing beyond their face value, and sound more like Disney music than anything else. This is the kind of metal that is not metal, and as such even mopey one-dimensional teenage pop is better than this. At least that has the decency to decline pretending to be something it's not. Windir is children's music made for adults, and as such this will be popular with man-children and nobody else.


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Hyperbore
April 15th 2011


856 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Fags below!

bloodsorcery
April 15th 2011


109 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

well even though you're a good writer and I will pos I don't agree with you. I think you're misinterpreting the album's mood, it's more of a "glory" thing than pure cheeriness as you propose. it certainly isn't as sorrowful as black metal usually is but I wouldn't call it a happy drinking album. anyways good review, keep them coming

WeepingBanana
April 15th 2011


11387 Comments


i haven't heard this album but i'm excited for the BM shitstorm that's about to go down

GibTG
April 15th 2011


284 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

negged

SCREAM!
April 15th 2011


15755 Comments


A little harsh but i do agree with some points here

Never understood the massive hype this band gets

Crysis
Emeritus
April 15th 2011


17625 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Always thought this was overrated but I'm not sure about a 1.5.

BetaAquilae
April 15th 2011


248 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

what the fuck



I mean yeah, i obviously don't agree with the rating... but you aren't reviewing anything, just pretentious smart-ass adjectives thrown here and there, just for the sake of attention.

Tyler
Emeritus
April 15th 2011


7927 Comments


i understand you're a gimmick but at least use words you understand next time you write a troll review

Thor
April 15th 2011


10354 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

This is the kind of metal that is not metal


fucking deep dude

Wizard
April 15th 2011


20509 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

i understand you're a gimmick but at least use words you understand next time you write a troll review



Preciously! And I personally think you should re-evaluate where you stand in terms of your knowledge on the subject of heavy metal.

ikarus
April 15th 2011


577 Comments


"overly dichotomous notes"

good one

BallsToTheWall
April 15th 2011


51216 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Simplistic composition is the best kind.

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
April 15th 2011


25754 Comments


Ummm, Svartesmeden Og Lundamyrstrollet is Valfar's tour de force, and one of my personal favorite songs.

And the part about this album being "happy" is completely ludicrous, the whole point of his early work was to infuse his regional culture into the black metal aesthetic, a synthesis which worked perfectly. Nothing on here remotely resembles 'happy' except for maybe Ending, but even that is a stretch.

I don't think you're a troll, but i think you severely misunderstand the point of Valfar's work.

Hyperbore
April 15th 2011


856 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

GibTB: Please tell me what's wrong with the way this is written.



BetaAquilae: You're wrong. Put some lotion in your ass to get over the butt-hurt and read it again.



Tyler: It's not a troll review, and I'm not a gimmick. What words do you think were used incorrectly?



Wizard: :'(

Hyperbore
April 15th 2011


856 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Hyperion1001: I did concede that's the best song here

Hyperbore
April 15th 2011


856 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Also, the point of MOST black metal was to infuse the regional culture of its creators into the black metal aesthetic. Windir just did in a goofy-ass way is all. And then Valfar walked into a snowstorm while in a drunken haze like only a dumbass that makes shitty music would

Wizard
April 15th 2011


20509 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I just think that you missed what the band is going for and you have to consider the time period when this came out as well. Sorry for being harsh, I think you should put this album into context though.



And then Valfar walked into a snowstorm while in a drunken haze like only a dumbass that makes shitty music would



Careful now...there are people who are a bit sensitive around here hahahaha.

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
April 15th 2011


25754 Comments


Yes, but even at that, it's completely apparent that you have absolutely no idea what this album is supposed to be.

The entire review revolves around you wanting it to be this technical and compositional kvlt masterpiece of the century. It almost reads like you listened to a completely different album, listened to this, and then wrote it off for not being the first album you listened to.

Hyperbore
April 15th 2011


856 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

That's what makes comments like that fun.



I don't think I did miss what the band was going for - I've listened to all their works extensively, and have already reviewed all but the last album (which I'll also get to) which was a moderate improvement over the others. They just happened to be going for something STUPID.

Passname
April 15th 2011


317 Comments


Yeah Windir was always overrated for whatever reason. I'd rate this a 2.5 at best.



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