Review Summary: POWERFUL MOVING PROVOCATIVE AFFECTING SCARY DELIRIOUS UNSETTLING MACABRE CLEVER CREEPY DAZZLING WICKED BRILLIANT.
RUSH- POWERFUL MOVING PROVOCATIVE AFFECTING SCARY DELIRIOUS UNSETTLING MACABRE CLEVER CREEPY DAZZLING WICKED BRILLIANT.
Yes, that sums it up for god- not to be sack religious- but i believe in another dimension with goblins that have purple dicks up your ass Rush makes up the trinity- Neil Peart is God, Geddy Lee is the holy spirit, and Alex Lifeson is the son of man. Yes, tis true. Take the GIMP graphics processor- adding layer is a prime example of dimensions of alternate reality. Just to prove another point- Rush is not only out of this world, but out of this reality. You may be wondering why you experience Ecstasy when listening to Rush(aka god), it is because you soul is getting prime moved to a place beyond you ability to comprehend it- a MAGIC place. Now that ive exposed you to truth-I SHALL TELL YOU ABOUT THE HOLY BIBLE IN THE ALTERNATE DIMENSION- IN THE FORM OF.....PPEERRMMAANNEENNTT WWAAVVEESS!!!!!!!!~~~~~
CHAPTER ONE-SPIRIT OF THE HOLY RADIO
In the beginning, rush created the spirit and the radio. And the radio was without form and void- and darkness was upon rush. But then the spirit of music struck them and the song was completed on the 6th day. But on the seventh day- rest.....NECK!!!! Rush doesn't rest.. then they went on the Permanent Waves tour! They entered the inner sanctum of the depths of reality of their souls mind to create this song- and they saw that it was good.It takes me back to the times of the dragon- the young hobbit with the dwarves travelling through the mountains to find the richest depths of Mirkwood- yes, their travels were great but not without hardship! The goblins took them to the caves to roast them, but the young hobbit came out full handedly- with the one ring to rule them all. This song tells the tale, not only of what i felt to share with you, but also with every tale in the galaxy.
CHAPTER TWO-FREEWILL
Pure motivation takes this song to the clearest depths of my heart. It ripples and eternal wave- so that when i need reminding of the choices of FREEWILL it shall hit the walls of my heart of strike me with the love of the path thats clear.It sends a powerful message of not only will, but hope in the spirit of music. Because i like to believe in the spirit of music. This music is completely void of wrongness. Tis reminding of the old Baggins again! Yet only this time it takes place back when the young hobbit ventured into the first steps of his journey. Just like every choice we make that booms with praises of life(even though life plainly sucks sometimes).
CHAPTER THREE- JACOBS CHODER
A profound meaning of life, yet disaster is near around the corner. It catches my eye, even though it is entering my ear. I SEE!!! THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES! GANDALF! FIGHT STRONG! The clouds blow fiercly though your mind grogging its ability to grok. Impatience is clear- like the world that fell to sin- impure, but the impurities are fully enjoyable until it ends and your in complete hell not listening to this song. This song also takes me to a overcast Hawaiian island, with all four elements gathered together to make a magical place indeed! The boldly jutted mountains! EARTH! The horribly stubborn volcano! FIRE! The strong wind that tell no lies, and open your eyes to the truth! WIND! The provocatively intruding protruding Webb of the waters, from the great creeks, the the fresh springs, to the beautiful lakes, to the intimidating Pacific coast! WATER! OH! TAKE ME TO THE PASSION! Thats what this song is....... the tale of everything.
CHAPTER FOUR- ENTRE PUSS
This song is full of sliding dildos, an illusion chode. It descibes the moving waters of time its self. So listen closely. Grok closely til you grok to the fullness. Tis descibing the time stand still era of the great tale preluding the rig tale? The era that young bilbo(young for a hobbit) closed his travells to go home to his comfortable hole. Time went so slow it seemed, and tis rewinding what they had done, so feeling like no time, already experience. No experience, no time. No time, no experience. But it always moves, this time, - i think its time for us to realize. This song also inspired my space longing for adventure, take for example two planets, their is information about them. But no one knows what tis about til it grok the fullness of- sometimes fullness can lie though. But these planets that are separated by circumstance.....the space between the planets is for room to grow! much like we ourselves.....
CHAPTER FIVE-DIFFERENT G STRINGS
This song is about growing out of an uncomfortable experience. Some will dissapoint themselves trying though, much too worrying about themselves- much like Bilbo and Thorin. Bard finally fought the dragon, but who was thee who supposed fighting him- the dwarven party! Bilbo and his friends could not be the trigger of blame though, because they went through an experience that could not be changed. But they got through it at the end, tis all that matters. Thus to prove that there are things out of the grasp of mankind- things for Rush to handle.
CHAPTER 6-NATURAL SCIENCE
This song is like a just cause of anger for destruction. I can just feel it- the just anger of the gods(Rush), pounding through the calm unsettling feeling of the song. Until the gods calm themselves with some jack daniels. They then go to outer space to have sex with some hot babes. The the mess with some black holes, and eat some planets. The the go piggy back riding with some polar bears, then thier adventure goes the the norse bear island to find the sword of strengnth, then they go the the age of robotices tis *** some androids. Then the fly across the north pole to drink some koolaid, Then thier adventure leads to hawaii where they get drunk and get alid with some babes on the beach. Then they *** some statues that michealangelo did, because he sucks compared to them(well, nah, he a talented guy), then they have a hangover(which for a god like them is a stomach orgasm), then they work for santa claus in the north pole. Then the travel across africa on an anteater, (ecept niel hes on a bike) Then they get some tribal tatoos, the they order some Hawaiian shirts, chill in a gas station, *** some babes, and smoke some reffer. Thier adventure goes on, not in the boring mortal depths of the universe but in the PPOOWWEERRFFUULL Depths of _______.
The end.
