Master P
Ghetto D


1.5
very poor

Review

by BigHans USER (117 Reviews)
January 12th, 2011 | 69 replies


Release Date: 1997 | Tracklist

Review Summary: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It stands to reason that sufficient audio technology existed in 1997 to meld two separate yet similar sounds together. This is relevant because Master P’s quintessential contribution to Hip-Hop lyricism, the astonishing banality of his trademark “UUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,” isn’t actually his voice. What actually happened is Big Percy M recorded the hapless braying of a geriatric goat embroiled in nerve-shattering fear while being gang-raped by a legion of especially well-endowed rhinos and melded it with the sounds of the goat’s unrelenting constipation pains from having its sh*t pushed in. As low-reaching and bottom dwelling as this is, it’s even more pathetic that droves of misguided, moronic pseudo gangsta flyboys lapped this up in the same way a dog furiously lathers its own sack. The fact the unequivocal worst song in Hip Hop history, the insidious, incestuous, absolutely abhorrent “Make Em Say UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH” is one of genre’s most popular songs does more than speak volumes of how low pop culture can reach, it almost begs for our country to be invaded and controlled by a ruthless, one-balled music hating dictator, because at least recalcitrant, overpowering tripe like this wouldn’t be released.

Aside from the inclusion of probably the worst song in the history of music, Master Percy’s unmatched ego plasters and ruins the majority of this microcosm of complete and utter sh*t. It’s bad enough that Soulja Boy level MC’s like Silkk the Shocker appear on no less than 9 tracks, and that the beats for the most part resemble something that The Fat Boys would have thrown away in a pile of rotting, uneaten vegetables, but what really inspires the overpowering desire to punch Percy directly in the face is he ruins the preciously few moments that don’t inspire an uncontrollable urge to tap your wrist veins, reach for a straight razor, and pine for the sweet release of death. Glossing over “I Miss My Homies,” which is a rap “ballad” so unquestionably horrendous that it makes the former Puff Daddy’s “I’ll Be Missing You” sound like the second coming of "Ready to Die" era Biggie Smalls, Percy unnecessarily throws his “UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” randomly into nearly every four minute exercise in suckage. Right around the time cuts like “We Riders” and “Throw Em Up” begin to resemble competent Hip Hop songs, an unsuspecting UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH comes out of nowhere and makes you wish there was a cheese grater around to put your dick on. “Let’s Get Em” has one of the worst choruses of all time, but the second verse is totally badass until “UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” greets you with all of the subtle grace of an flaming sledgehammer of horse feces. If there is any redemption at all, it’s the fact that “Tryin 2 Do Something” has an incredibly graceful beat, good enough to offset any UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHs that attempt to save the day in the same way that Hitler’s misguided rage from being an impotent homosexual tried to save Germany.

Summary" F*ck You, Percy.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
BigHans
January 12th 2011


28860 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

If it appears that I'm having a bad day, the answer is yes.

kanecooper
January 12th 2011


630 Comments


maybe you're just too white

BigHans
January 12th 2011


28860 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I am pretty white but I love my Hip Hop, just felt like destroying something today.

Urinetrouble
January 12th 2011


5771 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

lol albums terrible. 5 rating is for further lulz

NorwichScene
January 12th 2011


2454 Comments


About right! Can't believe I bought a silk da shocker album back on the say, it was a shocker too! Uggggghhhhh

Tyrael
January 12th 2011


21094 Comments


Your summary is fucking brilliant.

BigHans
January 12th 2011


28860 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Thomas, I love the valor but can you take a few H's off that post to eliminate the page break?

BigHans
January 12th 2011


28860 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Perfect

BigHans
January 12th 2011


28860 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Yeah I know its a shitty review, got 2 hours of sleep and am in a reprehensible mood. This was a catharsis, lol.

kanecooper
January 12th 2011


630 Comments


get angry: write a review

BigHans
January 12th 2011


28860 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Even with the anger this album is still a 1.5 at best

Irving
Staff Reviewer
January 12th 2011


7503 Comments


Hans - you rule. Pos.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

OutOfMyself
January 12th 2011


688 Comments


UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I Pos'd.

BigHans
January 12th 2011


28860 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGh



Thanks guys. Now I cant get that fucking song out of my head.

ConsiderPhlebas
January 12th 2011


6157 Comments


Listening to this for the first time, sounds like the worst crap ever put to record. Hilarious review, man.



Make 'em say urghhh na na na-na

BigHans
January 12th 2011


28860 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

lol Jewel, the goal is to keep people AWAY from this.

ConsiderPhlebas
January 12th 2011


6157 Comments


I suspect one listen will be enough

Gyromania
January 12th 2011


23959 Comments


Good review; had me laughing. Pos.

UnderDaIce
January 12th 2011


203 Comments


Make Em Say Ugh is still a classic though, no matter how bad it may be

eyedea420
January 12th 2011


160 Comments


weed and money is the only good song off this

UGGGHHHH!!!!!
NAH NAH NAH NAH



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