Bring Me the Horizon
There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It...


1.5
very poor

Review

by Lacerda USER (2 Reviews)
December 6th, 2010 | 40 replies


Release Date: 2010 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Sure, it’s fun for them that they can experiment with their sound. But I’ll be damned if it sounds good.

The by high school-girls proclaimed princes of Metalcores last effort, “Suicide Season”, was certainly not a masterpiece, but at least there was some sort of feeling to it. On this, their third album, you get the impression that the band is trying way too hard to progress and be innovative. So much actually that it just gets ridiculous.

Contrary to this last statement of trying too hard, the singer, clothing designer and every emo-girls wet dream Oli Sykes seems to have more or less stopped trying. The lyrics are (if possible) even worse than on “Suicide Season”, the structures and melodies are lame and average at best (seriously, sometimes it sounds like he’s ripping off kindergarten-songs) and you can still tell that he, after at least six year of actively screaming in a band, is using faulty techniques to muster his characteristic mid-pitch shouts and his on this album relatively rarely used dark low-pitch. On a side note, one would think that he, being the singer in one of the world’s trendiest bands, would try to learn how to sing actual notes.

What drags this album down though is the one thing it tries to excel at: its experimentation. The chugging guitars are still there, but more rarely and they sound more tired than ever. Instead, make room for inappropriate electronic elements and unmotivated orchestral parts. This could sound like a good idea on paper, but it just doesn’t work. None of the electro-bits fit the songs, but rather drags them down. The orchestral parts are somewhat better performed, but it still feels unfitting when accompanied with Oli Sykes monotonous and wrongly executed screams.

If I were to choose one single, simple thing to change for the positive throughout the album, it would definitely be to remove all of the distracting and annoying effects that are thrown in on random places, like the glitches and hacks in both music, singing and timing that you can find in almost every song. Worst of all is the opening song “Crucify Me”, when singer Lights makes a guest-performance right before the middle of the song. I can only assume that the thought behind the effects (if there are any at all) is to alienate the listener by causing a feeling of discomfort. If performed correctly, this can be the best thing to do in this genre, but you don’t have to brutally violate an already eerie song-melody with effects. It would probably have worked better if Lights could sing in the voice her mom and dad gave her.

Song-structure is something these Englishmen seems to have totally forgotten about. Did they really think that it was a good idea to just squeeze in as many emolectro-influences and breakdowns they could into approximately four and a half minutes" The songs length in particular makes one wonder, did they just up and decide that all songs must be over four minutes long" Had they removed parts of certain songs and shortened them a minute or two they could have been somewhat good, but instead they go all in on forcing as much as possible into each song. This is something that can be amazing if you are still able to (to some degree) control it, like genius [L]Between The Buried And Me[L] or heavily under-appreciated [L]War From A Harlots Mouth[L], but Bring Me The Horizon doesn’t manage to accomplish this.

Speaking of different kinds of structure, it feels necessary to mention the track listing. The standard order of a Metalcore-album is that you start with some shorter, faster songs to end with a longer, more epic song, for example Parkway Drive’s “Horizons” or As I Lay Dying’s “An Ocean Between Us”. Bring Me The Horizon also followed this pattern on “Suicide Season”, which is probably the reason why they this time around open with the longest song “Crucify Me” which clocks in on around six minutes and twenty seconds, to later finish the album with the intense song “The Fox And The Wolf” which stands a mere 1:43 long. I can see the reasoning behind twisting a cliché, but it falls flat to finish with a song like that when the rest of the album tries to be grand and epic. On top of that it feels kind of immature, in lack of a better word, to think in such literal ways that you have to totally flip a concept around just to be different.

Not everything is completely worthless though. “Alligator Blood” is a heavy and pretty good song that makes me think a little of BMTH’s far superior buddies Architects. It too would have been slightly better if it had been cut to circa three minutes. Instrumental “Memorial” is a solid atmospheric song that makes me think of a digitalized Godspeed You! Black Emperor, but not nearly as good or multifaceted as the Canadian post-rockers. Every now and then you find a riff that reminds you of other (read: better) bands, but in the end this only makes you wish that you were listing to those bands instead.

To finish things of I’d like to say that this could be the worst album-title I’ve ever seen or heard.


Pros:
+ “Alligator Blood” and “Memorial”.
+ I guess it’s good to see that they’re at least trying to progress musically, even though they don’t succeed.

Cons:
–Oli Sykes. A change of singer would probably be to the bands advantage from a musical point of view. Though their sales would plummet from fourteen year old girls boycotting the band, so that won’t happen.
– Uninspired arrangements, especially when it comes to guitars.
–Bad songs that tries to be epic and catchy, but fail miserably. “Anthem”, “***” and “Home Sweet Hole” (though I’ll admit that I like the title of the last mentioned) are really freaking terrible.


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Comments:Add a Comment 
RiversCuomo
December 6th 2010


439 Comments


lol Alligator Blood is horrible

DinoX
December 6th 2010


3582 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Review seems more like a hate rant than a critical review.c Also you spend too much time comparing them to other bands, this isn't a Godspeed or an Architects album this is a BMTH album.

wyankeif1337
December 6th 2010


6739 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

What Dino said.

Aids
December 6th 2010


24459 Comments


review is in serious need of some commas. especially that first sentence.

North0House
December 7th 2010


1764 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Why's the guy that's hairy seen as evil on the album art? Are they discriminating against body hair?

I've gotta agree with the above comments as well.



What's with all the sub 3 scores in reviews today? There's so many 2's and 1's on the main page today. haha.

Scrambled
December 7th 2010


394 Comments


Almost made it a week without a BMTH or ADTR user review on the front page. Oh well

North0House
December 7th 2010


1764 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Ah, we made it close.

A few days without it is better than none... At least.

Spec
December 7th 2010


35718 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

The fuck is this.

Butkuiss
December 7th 2010


4595 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

The fuck. Alligator Blood is horrid. Crucify Me, on the other hand, is easily the best song on the album.

Mordecai.
December 7th 2010


8386 Comments


dumb fuck review.

Athom
Emeritus
December 7th 2010


17242 Comments


it has its moments.

Athom
Emeritus
December 7th 2010


17242 Comments


I've paid money to see Senses Fail. and enjoyed it. don't look at me as some sort of bastion of taste.

Mordecai.
December 7th 2010


8386 Comments


yeah im with adam here.

Athom
Emeritus
December 7th 2010


17242 Comments


barkley couldn't have said it better.

Mordecai.
December 7th 2010


8386 Comments


bankai

Lacerda
December 7th 2010


3 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I'm happy to see that you disagree with me. I actually wanted to like this album, but I was just disappointed. Good thing you guys weren't.



Oh, and the reason as to why I chose to do a BMTH review is that I had already written one some time ago. I just translated it into English more or less.



EDIT: Also, thanks to those that had constructive criticism, I'll try to keep some things in mind for my next review.

DinoX
December 7th 2010


3582 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Dear people who pos'd this,



Haters.

EyeForAnEye
December 7th 2010


1741 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

I negg'd because you're fucking retarded.

NickSBTT
December 7th 2010


8 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

What kind of review is this? Surely every review is bound to be biased, but when it gets to the point in which you end the review with, "–Bad songs that tries to be epic and catchy, but fail miserably. “Anthem”, “***” and “Home Sweet Hole” (though I’ll admit that I like the title of the last mentioned) are really freaking terrible.", your review has sadly devolved into a Magikarp, as it is void of any strengths. And I'm not even taking into account the terrible grammar and punctuation.



Lacerda
December 7th 2010


3 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

This is the kind of review I write when I'm terribly dissapointed with what I'm reviewing. Looking back on it though, I realize that I could have been more objective, and I should have tried to back up my opinions with stronger arguments. These are however my opinions, and if anyone would consider me "retarded" 'cause of them, then so be it.



And, not trying to justify my bad grammar and punctuation, but english is not my native tounge. Not trying to excuse anything, just trying to explain.



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