Alexisonfire
Dog's Blood


1.0
awful

Review

by Beauville88 USER (84 Reviews)
November 8th, 2010 | 70 replies


Release Date: 2010 | Tracklist

Review Summary: About as disturbing and revolting as actual dog's blood.

As a fan of Alexisonfire, it’s been pretty troubling to watch the band spiral into creative oblivion during the past decade. Starting with their phenomenal self-titled debut, Alexisonfire has slowly gotten worse and worse, to the point where their recent fourth album, Old Crows/Young Cardinals, was a complete and total snoozefest. With the release of their newest effort, Dog’s Blood, the band claims that the EP is a collection of “experimental” tracks that were left of their full-lengths because the songs departed too far from the band’s established sound. Excited that the band might get out of their rut, I anticipated the release of Dog’s Blood, but sadly, the band still continues to decline, and this is, by far, their worse release yet.

Dog’s Blood opens with the EP’s eponymous song, and right away I notice the oddly dry production: the guitars really lack power with their thin sound, and the drums seem to snap and pop rather than boom and punch, which successfully sucks all the energy out of the song. Another thing I notice is George’s ever declining scream: he seems to continue his strange wet barking approach that just comes off as agitating more often than not. The song is not a total loss, however, as Dallas comes in for a brief, satisfying middle section after the extremely generic intro riff coasts for a good two minutes. The outro is a decent affair, featuring a more breathable riff, but the combination of George, the production and some strange buzzing noise (the bass guitar?) ruins the enjoyment of the song completely.

Sadly, the rest of Dog’s Blood is nothing to get excited about. “Grey” features a bouncy 6/8 riff, but George’s vocals are absolutely atrocious and we get very little in the ways of meaningful variation or progression. “Black as Jet” races out of the gate with a decent riff only to spiral into some sad progression while the song loses all of it’s focus, and it just comes off sounding like an underdeveloped idea. Lastly, “Vex” is an instrumental track, which saves us the torment of George, but the ugly production and general lack of creative riffs does the track absolutely zero favours.

Carrying four absolutely terrible songs, Alexisonfire’s Dog’s Blood EP is not only the band’s weakest effort to date, but easily one of the worst efforts I’ve ever heard from the genre. Featuring a dry, bland production, atrocious vocals, generic song ideas and clumsy progressions, Dog’s Blood is a crossroads in the band’s discography: they can either turn it around from this point on and somehow crawl out of the rut they’ve dug themselves in, or they continue to circle drain by releasing half-hearted, dull and exhausted garbage. I can’t really say which direction the band is headed in, but I do know that fans of the band’s previous work, pre-Crisis, should avoid this one at all costs.



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user ratings (392)
3.5
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other reviews of this album
PistolPete (4)
Dog's Blood actually tastes okay, who would've known?...

Ecnalzen (3.5)
Quite possibly the last thing we will ever hear from Alexisonfire...

RandomDuck (3.5)
Dogs Blood washes away Old Crows and Young Cardinals, Watch Out! ...Not Really, but it is good....



Comments:Add a Comment 
Beauville88
November 8th 2010


245 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I'm actually surprised to see how many people enjoyed this.





WhiteWallStargazers
November 8th 2010


2647 Comments


So If Crisis is my favorite album by them will I like this?

DoubtGin
November 8th 2010


6879 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"As a fan of Alexisonfire..."



looking at your ratings, thats not completely true



title track rules, rest isnt as good but still enjoyable

Spec
November 8th 2010


41424 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Definitely shouldn't be a one.

Comatorium.
November 8th 2010


5523 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Definitely isnt a 1, and this review is sorta bad... written by an obviously pissed off fan predisposed to hate the EP. Gotta neg.



Also this EP is fuckin bangin.

Athom
Emeritus
November 8th 2010


17249 Comments


wtf. this is good dude

ti0n
November 8th 2010


1772 Comments


Your Alexisonfire Raitings: (My Opinion in brackets)
Alexisonfire 5 (This Album is maybe a 3. The singing is just to annoying and newbish)
Watch Out! 3 (Their Best)
Crisis 2 (As good as Watch Out!)
Old Crows... 1.5 (Ok this Sux)
Dog's Blood 1 (It actually rocks alot. Especially the same named Song)

???????
Your review sounds like your are a disappointed Fanboy. That's why it get negged.




Comatorium.
November 8th 2010


5523 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

I think Crisis is their best tbh.

Waior
November 8th 2010


11778 Comments


good review

BigHans
November 8th 2010


30959 Comments


Watch Out is easily their best

ti0n
November 8th 2010


1772 Comments


Crisis is more of an expansion of Watch Out!. Sounds very similar. That's why this 2 Albums are their best.

Deathcar
November 8th 2010


1534 Comments


Like others have said, your ratings hardly suggest that you're a massive fan of theirs, and the review isn't especially well written.

For example, you mention the production being "thin" and "dry" but it's actually quite a similar style of production to their S/T imo, which you have 5'd - that undermines your point somewhat.

Also, please change that summary, it's cringe-worthy.



Beauville88
November 8th 2010


245 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

SORRY DUDES! I guess we all can't like the same things.



I've listened to this several times, and there is nothing - NOTHING - that I can say is good beyond one riff and one time where Dallas sings. To me, this is completely unlistenable, and thus it gets a 1.



So If Crisis is my favorite album by them will I like this?




I don't know...Crisis was really polished and had poppier hooks than this. You probably won't hate this, but it doesn't come anywhere near Crisis.



written by an obviously pissed off fan predisposed to hate the EP. Gotta neg.




I gave it an honest try...if anything, I came in excited that the band might try something new.



Alexisonfire 5 (This Album is maybe a 3. The singing is just to annoying and newbish)




And if you wrote a "3" review for their self-titled I would SO NEG IT BECAUSE I THINK IT'S THE BEST ALBUM EVAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR OMG



For example, you mention the production being "thin" and "dry" but it's actually quite a similar style of production to their S/T imo, which you have 5'd - that undermines your point somewhat.




Because this has "similar" production to their self-titled "in your opinion", I'm wrong in saying that I hate it? They're both dry productions, yes, but the self-titled carries some energy "in my opinion".



Also, please change that summary, it's cringe-worthy.




Thanks.

BigHans
November 8th 2010


30959 Comments


I doubt its a 1 but the negs are ridiculous

DoubtGin
November 8th 2010


6879 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

ye, I dont think alot of those negged because of the content

Deathcar
November 8th 2010


1534 Comments


Well, that's cool, thanks for explaining why you think they're different. The negs are unfair, but don't be sarcastic with your replies, I was just pointing out why I thought the review wasn't that well written.

But I still really don't like the summary, it sounds quite...immature, and gives the wrong impression going into the review.

If you changed it to a better summary; perhaps one summing up the reasons for your rating that the review contains, then people might read the review in more depth/seriously.

KevinGarnett
November 8th 2010


572 Comments


It gets a neg because it sounds like the ranting of a scorned fanboy rather than a real review of the music.

Winsomniac
November 8th 2010


8901 Comments


Well this just crashed my Alexisonfire hype-train.

MalleusMaleficarum
November 8th 2010


16396 Comments


rating is dumb

rating suggests the latest ETF album is better

Aids
November 8th 2010


24910 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

No way this is a 1



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