Chiodos
Illuminaudio


3.5
great

Review

by ConsiderPhlebas USER (34 Reviews)
October 26th, 2010 | 42 replies


Release Date: 2010 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Rich, glossy and engaging

Post-haars ago, Gallops' self-titled first EP was a solid and frisky little number. Playfully mixing dramatic electronica and guitar, it zipped byund, leaving something altogether darker in its place. Yes the hooks are still there, but this time they come wrapped around a white-knuckled fist. Punk & Poetry is the bright, rowdy underbelly of UK culture. Contemporary English music just doesn’t get any better.

Beginning with chKanye West cares about himself, about money, about pussy, religion and black people. Unfortvoice ties together the deceptively simple instrumentation, and from the opening beat of 'Hands' to the anthemic close of the title track, Running Out of Places to Go goes about its business with its feet on the table and a smile on its face. You could call it unassuming, but with this type of quality, unassuming is a sign ofars ago, Gallops' self-titled first EP was a solid and frisky little number. Playfully mixing dramatic electronica and guitar, it zipped byund, leaving something altogether darker in its place. Yes the hooks are still there, but this time they come wrapped around a white-knuckled fist. Punk & Poetry is the bright, rowdy underbelly of UK culture. Contemporary English music just doesn’t get any better.

Beginning with chKanye West cares about himself, about money, about pussy, religion and black people. Unfortvoice ties together the deceptively simple instrumentation, and from the opening beat of 'Hands' to the anthemic close of the title track, Running Out of Places to Go goes about its business with its feet on the table and a smile on its face. You could call it unassuming, but with this type of quality, unassuming is a sign ofside, and that is glossy, uber-melodic music with a heavyweight punch. And Chiodos certainly deliver on those fronts. The rather awkwardly titled Illuminaudio is a huge, polished affair - one bristling with a newfound, and sorely needed, energy. Any fears that new singer Brandon Bolmer would throw an unwelcome spanner in the works have been proved dramatically wrong; it might be sacrilege to say it, but he’s actually somewhat better than Craig Owens, thankfully devoid of the shrill edge that plagued the former frontman and blessed with an impressive range. It might not have a raw bone in its bonye West cares about himself, about money, about pussy, religion and black people. Unfortvoice ties together the deceptively simple instrumentation, and from the opening beat of 'Hands' to the anthemic close of the title track, Running Out of Places to Go goes about its business with its feet on the table and a smile on its face. You could call it unassuming, but with this type of quality, unassuming is a sign ofside, and that is glossy, uber-melodic music with a heavyweight punch. And Chiodos certainly deliver on those fronts. The rather awkwardly titled Illuminaudio is a huge, polished affair - one bristling with a newfound, and sorely needed, energy. Any fears that new singer Brandon Bolmer would throw an unwelcome spanner in the works have been proved dramatically wrong; it might bnye West cares about himself, about money, about pussy, religion and black people. Unfortvoice ties together the deceptively simple instrumentation, and from the opening beat of 'Hands' to the anthemic close of the title track, Running Out of Places to Go goes about its business with its feet on the table and a smile on its face. You could call it unassuming, but with this type of quality, unassuming is a sign ofside, and that is glossy, uber-melodic music with a heavyweight punch. And Chiodos certainly deliver on those fronts. The rather awkwardly titled Illuminaudio is a huge, polished affair - one bristling with a newfound, and sorely needed, energy. Any fears that new singer Brandon Bolmer would throw an unwelcome spanner in the works have been proved dramatically wrong; it might bnye West cares about himself, about money, about pussy, religion and black people. Unfortvoice ties together the deceptively simple instrumentation, and from the opening beat of 'Hands' to the anthemic close of the title track, Running Out of Places to Go goes about its business with its feet on the table and a smile on its face. You could call it unassuming, but with this type of quality, unassuming is a sign ofside, and that is glossy, uber-melodic music with a heavyweight punch. And Chiodos certainly deliver on those fronts. The rather awkwardly titled Illuminaudio is a huge, polished affair - one bristling with a newfound, and sorely needed, energy. Any fears that new singer Brandon Bolmer would throw an unwelcome spanner in the works have been proved dramatically wrong; it might brab you already then it probably won’t anytime soon. Fornye West cares about himself, about money, about pussy, religion and black people. Unfortvoice ties together the deceptively simple instrumentation, and from the opening beat of 'Hands' to the anthemic close of the title track, Running Out of Places to Go goes about its business with its feet on the table and a smile on its face. You could call it unassuming, but with this type of quality, unassuming is a sign ofside, and that is glossy, uber-melodic music with a heavyweight punch. And Chiodos certainly deliver on those fronts. The rather awkwardly titled Illuminaudio is a huge, polished affair - one bristling with a newfound, and sorely needed, energy. Any fears that new singer Brandon Bolmer would throw an unwelcome spanner in the works have been proved dramatically wrong; it might bnye West cares about himself, about money, about pussy, religion and black people. Unfortvoice ties together the deceptively simple instrumentation, and from the opening beat of 'Hands' to the anthemic close of the title track, Running Out of Places to Go goes about its business with its feet on the table and a smile on its face. You could call it unassuming, but with this type of quality, unassuming is a sign ofside, and that is glossy, uber-melodic music with a heavyweight punch. And Chiodos certainly deliver on those fronts. The rather awkwardly titled Illuminaudio is a huge, polished affair - one bristling with a newfound, and sorely needed, energy. Any fears that new singer Brandon Bolmer would throw an unwelcome spanner in the works have been proved dramatically wrong; it might bnye West cares about himself, about money, about pussy, religion and black people. Unfortvoice ties together the deceptively simple instrumentation, and from the opening beat of 'Hands' to the anthemic close of the title track, Running Out of Places to Go goes about its business with its feet on the table and a smile on its face. You could call it unassuming, but with this type of quality, unassuming is a sign ofside, and that is glossy, uber-melodic music with a heavyweight punch. And Chiodos certainly deliver on those fronts. The rather awkwardly titled Illuminaudio is a huge, polished affair - one bristling with a newfound, and sorely needed, energy. Any fears that new singer Brandon Bolmer would throw an unwelcome spanner in the works have been proved dramatically wrong; it might b those ready to embrace the shine on display, there is a surprising wealth of detail to get stuck into; the songs might not be labyrinthine but they’re beautifully constructed, with neatly judged changes in tone and pace hiding around every corner, from the rabble-rousing intro of ‘Modern Wolf Hair’ to the delicate piano nestled at the end of ‘Love is a Cat From Hell’ and the frankly glorious la-da-da-da’s of ‘Hey Zeus! The Dungeon’. The flourishes of strings and piano sound as pristine as those on any pop record, but they’re tempered here with flashes of heavy, even powerful (oh, what the hell) metal that will sort you out a treat. It's all very two-dimensional, and if the band ever want to create something truly special they'll have to expand the content on future releases; for now, we'll just have to settle for sheer entertainment.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
ConsiderPhlebas
October 27th 2010


6157 Comments


Digging this quite a bit

SeaAnemone
October 27th 2010


21429 Comments


Post-hardcore is beginning to sound suspiciously like pop music mixed with heavy metal.

only the shitty kind like this not the good kind thank you come again

tables
October 27th 2010


127 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I bought this on a whim, based on seeing someone in a Chiodos shirt earlier that week, and I was very pleasantly surprised.

Irving
Emeritus
October 27th 2010


7496 Comments


Would this be a good place to start trying out Chiodos?

theacademy
Emeritus
October 27th 2010


31865 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

this is a professional quality review, phleb.



one of the best on sputnik, i think...



only things i'd suggest would be maybe break up the text into smaller paragraphs, explain why Illuminaudio is 'rather awkwardly titled,' and re-work "far too two-dimensional to be considered truly" so you don't have 'fart-2-2 truly' (now that sounds awkward...)

Gyromania
October 27th 2010


37016 Comments


This album sucks.

ConsiderPhlebas
October 27th 2010


6157 Comments


Cheers, guys. Thanks for the tip, academy, good point about that last sentence, urgh. And play nice, Sea.


Xeno, this is actually around my 25th review. Got some on older profiles. Here's my first: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/35355/Gameface-Every-Last-Time/

LG
October 27th 2010


3050 Comments


Albums enjoyable, and excellent review sir. I'm sad that you didn't mention 'Those Who Slay Together, Stay Together' tho.

Apollo
October 27th 2010


10691 Comments


great review Phleb, pos'd of course

check out my review when you have a chance! (shameless advertising lol)

Maniac!
October 27th 2010


28545 Comments


Phlebphleb writes review



I give jizz covered pos

ConsiderPhlebas
October 27th 2010


6157 Comments


Jizzy pos's are my favourite

Maniac!
October 27th 2010


28545 Comments


U iz gud riter

ConsiderPhlebas
October 27th 2010


6157 Comments


I am thank

Maniac!
October 27th 2010


28545 Comments


I give welcumz

Inveigh
October 27th 2010


26875 Comments


sweet review man, as always (pos of course)

to a certain extent I agree with you about post-hardcore, most of the stuff that doesn't sound like pop-metalcore is older, at least to my knowledge.

ConsiderPhlebas
October 27th 2010


6157 Comments


Cheers, man. Yeah, the older stuff is generally more related to hardcore, and some of the new stuff too, but it kinda seems that the genre has stretched to the point where it's not really descriptive anymore. As post-hardcore this blows, but as pop-metal it's pretty badass.

theacademy
Emeritus
October 27th 2010


31865 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

glassjaw's really all that's left (thrice wordplay)

SeaAnemone
October 27th 2010


21429 Comments


As post-hardcore this blows, but as pop-metal it's pretty badass.

I like this description.

Inveigh
October 27th 2010


26875 Comments


Glassjaw still hasn't dropped a full-length in damn-near a decade, so I'm not sure they really count as modern anyways haha

SeaAnemone
October 27th 2010


21429 Comments


plus, Glassjaw is pretty overrated



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