Dashboard Confessional
The Swiss Army Romance


3.0
good

Review

by Crymsonblaze USER (8 Reviews)
October 6th, 2010 | 38 replies


Release Date: 2000 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Dashboard Confessional has had it's ups and downs and several forays into electrics, but at it's core it's just a guy. A guy with a lot of love stories to tell.

I've always been a sucker for Chris Carrabba. Rarely does he have much more to say than "my love life sucks", but there's just something about his authenticity that separates him from the rest of the pack of emo singer/songwriters.

On his first LP, The Swiss Army Romance, you should know what you're getting into as soon as the first song, "Screaming Infidelities", kicks into gear. As soon as Carrabba's shaky whispers begin, it's easy to get roped into his emotions. This is Chris's biggest strength; he knows how to grasp his audience, and usually doesn't let the songs drag on long enough for the grip to diminish. The album is littered with bright open-tuned acoustic guitars, some interesting acoustic rhythms, and very minimalistic compositions. There isn't a lot of layering to the songs, and this rawness works to the album's advantage.

An early highlight, "The Sharp Hint of New Tears" showcases everything done correctly: a catchy start-stop rhythm of the verses and a driving chorus make it one of the best somber cuts. "Plain Morning" saves the middle of the album from dragging on with it's gentle melody and subtle use of female vocals. On the other end of the spectrum, "Again I Go Unnoticed" is the most upbeat track on the album, and the acoustic rhythm is absolutely infectious. The 'epic' of the album, "Ender Will Save Us All" features Carrabba's best vocal performance on the album, despite it's annoying use of the repeated verse (think Mr. Brightside).

However, the album does tend to end up sounding the same. Most of the songs are in the same key, and all use similar chords. "Living in Your Letters" is the perfect example of everything being completely average. So while none of the album is bad, there are too many moments of filler for it to be a truly great album.

Dashboard Confessional has had it's ups and downs and several forays into electrics (to varying degrees of success), but at it's core it's just a guy. A guy with a lot of love stories to tell. And given the right mood, it can be just what's needed to mend a broken heart.



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Athom
Emeritus
October 6th 2010


17249 Comments


fuck, i can't believe it's been 10 years... i feel old.

Sowing
Moderator
October 6th 2010


45523 Comments


ugh me neither. this doesn't feel like it was that long ago

foreverendeared
October 6th 2010


14745 Comments


your hair it's everyyyywhere SCREAMING INFIDELITIES and taking it's wear

kingjulian
October 7th 2010


1809 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Good little album, nice to see a review of it. I absolutely love the end of Turpentine Chaser, and The Sharp Hint Of New Tears is great.

Crymsonblaze
October 7th 2010


8232 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Just did this as a little write-up. I have a serious mancrush on Chris.

Jips
October 7th 2010


1147 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

were not 21, but the sooner we are the sooner the fun will begin...



i remember listening to that and thinking 21 was so far off... welp not so much



ps i know my 4.5 looks a little silly...

Tits McGee
October 7th 2010


1874 Comments


haha this rules, I'm not gonna lie

Sheeple9000
October 7th 2010


1349 Comments


your hair it's everyyyywhere
Remember emo farm?

Crymsonblaze
October 7th 2010


8232 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Nahhh Jips, I have A Mark... 4.5'd. I was too young when this one came out, that one was my high school Dashboard.

ElectricAmber
October 7th 2010


92 Comments


oh my god I LOVE this cd!

Chris Carrabba makes my heart beat

AllTheWayKaye
October 7th 2010


99 Comments


omg he is sooo sexxxxy

ElectricAmber
October 7th 2010


92 Comments


your hair is EVERYWHERE!!!

Prolapse
October 7th 2010


4374 Comments


what the fuck is your problem

ElectricAmber
October 7th 2010


92 Comments


are you talking to me?

Prolapse
October 7th 2010


4374 Comments


yes alt

AllTheWayKaye
October 7th 2010


99 Comments


Amber, this Prolapse guy is crushin on you just like Trent. lol

ElectricAmber
October 7th 2010


92 Comments


lol did you see what he was wearing today?! OMG so hot

Prolapse
October 7th 2010


4374 Comments


this is a really sad troll attempt

ElectricAmber
October 7th 2010


92 Comments


I thought this was a great review! why don't you like it Prolapse?

Prolapse
October 7th 2010


4374 Comments


FUCK YOU



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