Family Force 5
Business Up Front, Party In The Back


3.5
great

Review

by Eko USER (22 Reviews)
August 21st, 2010 | 55 replies


Release Date: 2006 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Love them or hate them, they do what they do what they do pretty well.

Family Force 5 is a five piece group that plays inoffensive "crunk"/hip-hop/dance/electronic music. The band members all have stage names such as Soul Glow Activatur and Chapstique. A later remix album featured talents as diverse as 3OH!3, Red, David Crowder Band, and Cobra Starship. When they perform their most popular song live the lead singer wears huge gloves that resemble hulk hands. So at this point you have probably either face palmed and cried about the current state of music, or, a small minority, maintain a cautious optimism. The former should stop reading and never listen to this; the latter maintain an open mind.

The thing you have to understand is that everything is over the top. If this album were a candy it would be one of those colorful pinwheel lollipop with a foot and a half diameter. It can kind of turn you off just because it’s so ridiculous, but its tough to pin down any real flaw. The guys manage to keep things moving well and the songs transition fairly well and manage to sound all stylistically the same but not run together too much. They use different synthesized beats lavishly, but surprisingly not excessively. It's a perfect balance of effects to actually help their songs and not ruin them. The songs get crazy quickly, but some superb production keeps them at least slightly reigned in. It's like some fantasy movie where the concept as a whole is just absurd, but if you can just go with it, it may actually be incredibly entertaining and fantastical.

Vocalist Solomon Olds (Soul Glow Activatur) takes the forefront in every song. Lyrically, every song is pretty shallow but in some way oddly clever. What he's singing/rapping is pretty stupid but, hey, he can get it across pretty eloquently. Lyrics like "Tailgate party at the Pig Wig / jumpin' up and down in the back of a truck bed / look at that kid tryin' to act all big / trying to break-dance so break his leg / he ain't got what I got / let's make it hot in this parking lot" aren't impressive at all, unless you factor in the fact that he gets all that across in about seven and a half seconds and its remarkably easy to understand him. The guy can spit clear words out at breakneck speeds, so there is some talent shown in some way or another.

This is of course the deluxe edition, so you have three tracks tacked on to the end of the album. Surprisingly, these three tracks are all noticeably better than most of the tracks earlier on the album. They throw out the party-party-party lyrics and minimize the effects to take on a more traditional approach. “I Love You To Death” features more prevalent drums, less distorted guitars, and a driving chorus. “Face Down” is significantly restrained compared to anything on the original release and is more generic, but amazingly, this makes it better. It’s pretty straightforward, which is refreshing after an album of absurdities and freakiness. A strong chorus and possibly even slightly strong lyrics makes this a highlight for sure. “Never Let Me Go” sounds like a stripped down song on the original track list and is significantly less dense. It's catchy and well written, and finishes the three new tracks nicely. It's almost humorous how much the bonus tracks overshadow the original release, and if a few similar tracks could have been released as a five or six track EP it could have been really fantastic.

Like it or not, you have to give them props for finding an audience. Surely there are a lot of kids out there who are looking for something safe to listen to but want something a little crazier deep down inside of them. Gotee (a tobyMac label for those who don't know) got their stuff to the Christian bookstores, which inevitably got FF5 to youth groups, which ate this up. Not only that, but they achieved considerable success in the secular markets. So in some ways, this is a new idea. No one had really tried to hit such an audience before, and it paid significant dividends for the guys. So love them or hate them, you gotta admit that they're kinda clever. And if you can accept their genre of music in general, you might realize that they're not half bad.

Recommended Tracks: Face Down, Cadillac Phunque, I Love You To Death, Kountry Gentlemen



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Eko
August 21st 2010


2118 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

borderline 3 and 3.5, went with 3 cuz its kinda draining to listen to ff5 for 15 tracks straight thru. might bump it up

later.



Edit: those last three tracks make enough of the difference. 3 without them, low 3.5 with them. there's really not a weak

track here, but its probably better to listen to this mixed in with some other stuff or be in the mood.

theacademy
Emeritus
August 21st 2010


31865 Comments


Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses

Emim
August 21st 2010


35244 Comments


Love You To Death is br00tal

Emim
August 21st 2010


35244 Comments


I knew these guys before they were cool, so there :P


And hate on Newboys and DC Talk will not be tolerated.

Emim
August 21st 2010


35244 Comments


Nah nah nah, you've invoked the rage of a super saiyan.

Eko
August 21st 2010


2118 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Thank you, fishowitz, for being the perfect example of my last paragraph...

pizzamachine
August 22nd 2010


27109 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Didn't expect another review for this, but hey, it's pretty decent. pos'd.

loveisamixtape
August 22nd 2010


12322 Comments


these guys are craaaazy live



Emim
August 22nd 2010


35244 Comments


They really are (not saying they're all that good though).

loveisamixtape
August 22nd 2010


12322 Comments


(not saying they're all that good though) [2]

yeah, but live it's pretty different

Maniac!
August 22nd 2010


28545 Comments


Newsboys were my all time favorite band when I was 10

Emim
August 22nd 2010


35244 Comments


Soul Glow (I think that's his name) has a lot of scream for being such a little guy.

Newsboys were my all time favorite band when I was 10


I still rock them every now and again.

loveisamixtape
August 22nd 2010


12322 Comments


HOLLLLLLLLLD UP WAIT A MINUTE PUT A LITTLE LOOOOOOOOVE IN IT

Maniac!
August 22nd 2010


28545 Comments


I remember back in the day when Switchfoot were hard rock to me

loveisamixtape
August 22nd 2010


12322 Comments


i can't stand switchfoot

Maniac!
August 22nd 2010


28545 Comments


The Beautiful Letdown was the shit back then


On Fire ruled my little mind

Dryden
August 22nd 2010


13585 Comments


really

Maniac!
August 22nd 2010


28545 Comments


yeah but I was dumb back then, don't worry Dry

Emim
August 22nd 2010


35244 Comments


I never liked Switchfoot all that much.

Eko
August 22nd 2010


2118 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

switchfoot is grandfathered into my musical favorites. the beautiful letdown was one of the first albums i think i ever heard.



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