Postmortem Promises
Postmortem Promises


2.0
poor

Review

by Carnifex USER (6 Reviews)
March 26th, 2010 | 23 replies


Release Date: 2007 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Postmortem Promises self-titled EP does nothing to advance deathcore and serves more as a replacement for over-the-counter sleep medication.

Postmortem Promises hail from Essex, United Kingdom. The band released one EP prior to this titled, We Play Weddings, on January 9th, 2006. Postmortem Promises after two lineup changes on bass and guitar, released Postmortem Promises on October 5th, 2007 via Thirty Days of Night. The band plans to release their debut album via Siege of Amida Records, On Broken Foundations, on April 6th, 2010. The band's lineup is as follows...

Aaron Ketley - Vocals
Harry Baker - Guitar
Glen Ottley - Guitar
Elliot Stephenson - Bass
Randy McAlonan – Drums

Postmortem Promises features the vocal work of Aaron Ketley, a man described as having “impeccable range.” Ketley does in-fact have range, a lot of it actually. Throughout the album you'll hear the man use low pitched growls, high pitched screams and the occasional pig squeal; fairly standard for this genre. The problem with this being, he isn't that great at any of them and comes off as amateur. His entire vocal work is completely indistinguishable from any other non-popular deathcore band and this really pulls the entire EP down as a result. His squeals especially are unnecessary, and are absolutely awful. I'd honestly take the guy from Waking The Cadaver over Ketley when it comes to squeals at least.

Instrumentally, Postmortem Promises keeps it safe and sticks to the generic chugging of their peers. The breakdowns lack any punch, the album is completely devoid of solos, the bass is no where to be found and the drums are just sort-of.. there. They really don't seem to stray much away from this formula throughout the entire EP, causing a major problem with repetition. However, they tend to use gang vocals as a way to dismantle the too-often heard formula in this genre, and honestly it doesn't help one bit. The gang vocals seem like a cheap novelty item, rather than something to actually re-invigorate the album's sound.

Postmortem Promises, while not necessarily awful, boasts an album devoid of any originality, technicality, and most importantly re-playability.


Recommended Tracks:
Slaughtered In Your Sleep



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Carnifex
March 26th 2010


1918 Comments


Go easy on this review, the album is bland as shit and there isn't much to really say about it. I tried my best adding some beef to it. Slaughtered in Your Sleep isn't a very good song, but I decided to add it anyway since, for some odd reason, it seems to be a fan favorite.

americanmusicmachine
March 26th 2010


3953 Comments


you should not make postmortem promises, cuz those are ones you just can't keep.

Essence
March 26th 2010


6692 Comments


your summary is good for all of deathcore

Carnifex
March 26th 2010


1918 Comments


Who neg'd? Just curious.

Essence
March 26th 2010


6692 Comments


not me, but now that you mention it...

Carnifex
March 26th 2010


1918 Comments


Funny guy you are

bloozclooz
March 26th 2010


1770 Comments


shame, i was meaning to look into these guys, guess i won't

Carnifex
March 26th 2010


1918 Comments


The debut album is way better than this, trust me.

Carnifex
March 27th 2010


1918 Comments


Gotta love the random negs

Mags172
March 27th 2010


127 Comments


Even the band name sounds boring. I'll POS, but just this once.

krig9412
March 27th 2010


794 Comments


These guys actually put me to sleep once...'twas a good sleep, but man, when I hit the repeat button to see what I missed, I sorely regretted it.

bloozclooz
March 27th 2010


1770 Comments


Any band can put me to sleep, but it has to do with being tired, not the music sucking. If the band is boring, I just quit listening.

Carnifex
March 27th 2010


1918 Comments


I can see how people think this review is meh, but if you heard the album itself you'd see why this review is the way it is... there just isn't much at all to talk about.

Zipzop5565
March 27th 2010


402 Comments


His name is carnifex. What do you expect

Carnifex
March 27th 2010


1918 Comments


....because that was relevant to the review.

bloozclooz
March 27th 2010


1770 Comments


things rarely stay on topic, whatev

Crymsonblaze
March 27th 2010


8232 Comments


Review is good. Deathcore is donkey balls.

supertouchox2
March 27th 2010


1063 Comments


"your summary is good for all of deathcore"


yesyesyes

xDANKx
March 31st 2010


12 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I thought this album was okay, slaughtered in your sleep and yeah man are pretty good songs, but they all are somewhat boring.

Carnifex
April 4th 2010


1918 Comments


It's okay in the sense that it doesn't make your ears bleed, but it's really really boring.



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