The Irish Front
Universe


1.0
awful

Review

by cattledecap666 USER (1 Reviews)
February 14th, 2010 | 39 replies


Release Date: 2008 | Tracklist

Review Summary: In short, this album is worthless and generic..there is nothing postive about it really

Well, it may be the "trendy" thing too like bands like this today. But this whole "hardcore/deathcore" scene is a trend that is dying fast.

Where can I start with this band?..
Well, I guess the first thing I can say, is that the music is a complete joke. The lyrics obviously have little too absolutely no meaning. Every song is unoriginal and uncreative from start too finish. it is a very "copy and paste" "DEATHCORE" album. As in, rip off every other band out there and throw in unneeded breakdowns. They did however make an atempt at creating technical guitar work, however it just seems wanky, boring, and sloppy. The guitar work is really generic and the vocals are even worse. There are two vocalists, that shows the lcak of talent, most vocalists can master highs and lows on their own but for these dudes, they need two young little lads hopping around screaming random nonsense and it really doesnt work for them.

I dont suggest this crap for anyone.
I dont see any prominent future for this band and I hope too god they dont make another attempt at recording anything.

"Boom Snap Clap"
seems too be the only reason anyone has heard of these dudes,
and if it wasnt for the brief like 12 seconds that these guys start too "rap" boom snap clap, than this song probably wouldnt have gone anywhere.


This is in my opinion a failed attempt at ripping off arsonists get all the girls.

and not one second of this album is in the least bit funny or humorous, the titles are cornier than knock knock jokes, and anyone who actually laughed or giggled at this album (which im sure the whole band was hysterical while recording it) I feel bad for, as you must be a little mental too find this immature bull*** funny.

This style of "metal" is a complete joke and this trend would be better off if it died out now


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"Universe" provides a breath of fresh air and a few laughs to boot!...



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Crymsonblaze
February 14th 2010


8232 Comments


This is deathcore so you're 100% on the money in saying that it sucks.

Pretty badly written review though.

Blindsided
February 14th 2010


1871 Comments


Holy shit stain terrible review.

cvlts
February 14th 2010


9938 Comments


Your choice of words is great but.... soooo badly written.

Carnifex
February 14th 2010


1918 Comments


Some of the tracks are pretty funny like Suck Fart Tootorial & Urethra Franklin, but eh still a terrible album. Terrible review to back it up too.

DivinityOfPan
February 14th 2010


85 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

...there is nothing postive about it really

KnuckleChowder
February 14th 2010


157 Comments


Spell check. Grammar check. Don't swear needlessly or consistently call them dudes.

DivinityOfPan
February 15th 2010


85 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Emmure-Felony br00talsamitch its old, but ten times worse than this

DivinityOfPan
February 15th 2010


85 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I blame MTV.

HenchmanOfSanta
February 15th 2010


1994 Comments


I don't hate this band as much as I should, but Boom Snap Clap is really terrible. But not as terrible as this review.

AbyssalCreation
February 15th 2010


2064 Comments


I actually kind of dig this cd, as rediculous as it is.Chicago Typewriter owns OUR BODIES BUILT BY INVISIBLE BEARS!

Really though this review is poorly written, it reads more like a rant than anything.

DivinityOfPan
February 15th 2010


85 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Why did half the comments go missing?

witchxrapist
February 15th 2010


11117 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Yeah these guys are really bland js.

J.R.
February 15th 2010


46 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

neg'd. completely agree with what keys said. sounds like you wrote it as a comment on an Irish Front youtube video then decided to paste it here.





witchxrapist
February 15th 2010


11117 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Deathcore is dying so hard that all the big name bands are putting out albums this year/just did this past year.

J.R.
February 15th 2010


46 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

1 out of 17 thought this review was well written







Who the hell thought this was a good review?

witchxrapist
February 15th 2010


11117 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

some idiot who thinks disliking deathcore will make them more METAL probably

DivinityOfPan
February 15th 2010


85 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

People need to stop troll pos'ing.

Fapper
February 15th 2010


649 Comments


These guys were fun live

DivinityOfPan
February 15th 2010


85 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Did they not play?

qwe3
February 15th 2010


21836 Comments


worst review i've read in a long time



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