Thrice
The Illusion of Safety


5.0
classic

Review

by Mikedrummer USER (2 Reviews)
February 11th, 2009 | 49 replies


Release Date: 2002 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Damn close to perfect.

First things first, if Thrice were a guy, your mom, sister, grandma, daughter and slightly camp is-he-or-isn't-he cousin would have a gang bang with him. That's how good and consistent they are. Like a good lover never lets up and keeps changing position, they never stop varying their music and keep approaching it from different angles. From album to album they are ever changing, yet keep finding new ways to bone your family (or ears, if the metaphor doesn't work for you), and yet each album is great and it's unlikely you'll find a dud in the bunch. Deadbolt is the best song on here in my opinion, but the others are all still pretty much raging hard-on giving music too so i'll give you the lowdown on the majority of the songs.

The album kicks off with metallic, modernised yet throwback riffing but soon showcases the melodic component that makes Thrice really great, mixing well structured, metallic riffs with melodic lead lines and vocals in "Kill Me Quickly", and kicks off the album perfectly, and sets it up nicely. "A Subtle Dagger" is the next in line and the shortest song on the album, and still manages to make an impression with it's Megadeth-reminescent riff. "See you in the Shallows" kicks with it's catchy chorus and key change, and is probably one of the more memorable songs on the album (to be honest there isn't a song on this I don't like, though).

"Deadbolt" as previously stated is in my opinion the best song on here, as it contains everything that makes this album good - metallica riffing, insanely catchy vocal melodies, great guitar work, and it's own touch as a little piano interlude at the end, which I confess I often skip, but only because the rest of the album's so fecking captivating. "In Years to Come" has nice use of double bass and octaves, and lead line, and as with practically every song, great lyrics.

The main lyrical topic of this album seems to be of relationship and love, betrayal, trust, etc, but it's not whiney, or anything, in fact it seems to be a fairly honest approach, since imperfections of oneself seem to be admitted and several songs seem to be about railing a girl you know you shouldn't be railing. Which is totally wicked, since reading most bands these days lyrics you'd think they'd never had a blowjob from some chick they didn't really care about (come on, I refuse to believe Hawthorne Heights, as much as I don't care for them, haven't received fellatio offers from 17 year old chicks with low self esteem).

Back on topic of this album, "The Red Death" and "A Living Dance" both run out waving their erect erections to kick your ass, dropping the poppiness a little, which doesn't pick up again till the Thursday(ish)-esque "Trust". Trust is actually a great song, although if your listening to it now for the first time it may sound formulaic since plenty of bands have done a song that sounds like this since 2002. I'm not so presumptuous as to assume they ripped this song's format off, given it's not Thrice's best known song or anything, but it would definitely have sounded more original back when this came out than it would now. Still it's a fine song, with great snare work, melodic octave-based riffs and as usual Dustin manages to fit in awesome melodies and a nice ass scream.

The last three tracks are all smooth and awesome, for me in particular the unique riffage of the pop-punkish in areas "So Strange I Remember You" and the speedy "The Beltsville Crucible". The album literally kills the whole way through, I wouldn't consider any of the songs filler.

So to wrap things up, if you are in any way curious about this album, listen to it, it won't disappoint you, unless your a complete d!ck or something. It literally flows through the speakers like ice cream directly into your belly. It's everything good music needs to be - catchy, technically proficient, varied, heavy, tight, varied and just an all around awesome listen. Also, check out all their other sh!t.


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Comments:Add a Comment 
Mikedrummer
February 11th 2009


276 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

So yeah. First review. Tear it apart at will.

aholly08
February 11th 2009


7 Comments


Love thrice and everything about em. Too many sexual references, most of the people who browse this site are familiar with musical terms and know what real music is, they don't need corny analogies.

-"your balls demand it of you"----? "in years to cum"?

Dude, if D. Kensrue read that, he'd think you were a douche...

Mikedrummer
February 12th 2009


276 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I changed it up a little cos some of the lines including those you mentioned seemed dumb, but i stick the cheesy jokes in to amuse myself and will do if i write any more because writing them is boring. I dont write reviews to impress dustin kensrue, awesome though he is, but i'm pretty confident that even if he didn't find it funny he'd hardly be pissed given that I gave his album full marks n shiz.This Message Edited On 02.11.09

Cesar
February 12th 2009


2732 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

If anything, the rating is definetly right.

Yazz_Flute
February 12th 2009


19174 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

not a bad first review, but yeah it did seem a tad immature in parts, and it took me a few reads to understand the first paragraph.



but album owns.

Phantom
February 12th 2009


9010 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

This album is party in the pants good.

AmericnZero02
February 12th 2009


3844 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

As much as I like Thrice I could never really get into this record for some reason. It's a solid album but a number of tracks sound too similar and "Trust" is pretty weak.

AtavanHalen
February 12th 2009


17919 Comments


Boring circlejerk review, really. You can't be older than fourteen, especially with such a generic username.

gaslightanthem
February 12th 2009


5208 Comments


k

JumpTheF**kUp
February 12th 2009


2722 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

oh hey kane remember when you were all "NAO THRICE'S POST HARDCORE ISN'T BETTER THAN THEIR NEW SHIT"





yeah well



fu

gaslightanthem
February 12th 2009


5208 Comments


hey fu asshole, bite me

i was listening through them all the other day and changed my mind again

Captain Civic
February 12th 2009


441 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Review seems a bit ... informal and casual, especially in your sentence structure. Eg.



"So to wrap things up, if you are in any way curious about this album, listen to it, it won't disappoint you, unless your a complete d!ck or something"



The last statement really wasn't needed, nor is it witty.

gaslightanthem
February 12th 2009


5208 Comments


...This Message Edited On 02.11.09

roofi
February 12th 2009


959 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

mikedrummer go get laid



preferably by a human

Yazz_Flute
February 12th 2009


19174 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

lol you gave rick astley a 5

ToWhatEnd
February 12th 2009


3173 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Also, check out all their other sh!t.
On this site saying this is about as redundant as saying check out Opeth. Pretty much what everyone else said: writing is a bit immature, take out the sexual references (or at least decrease the usage), blah blah blah. Album is fucking gold.

TricksterGRex
February 12th 2009


2087 Comments


wuts an opeth?

ToWhatEnd
February 12th 2009


3173 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Oh I almost forgot.... *in before willfellmary interrupts his male model jerk off session to say how much the band blows*

BallsToTheWall
February 12th 2009


51218 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Decent album is decent.

ToWhatEnd
February 12th 2009


3173 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

wuts an opeth?
It's kind of like a blowjob.



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