DragonForce
Inhuman Rampage


1.0
awful

Review

by Sp1cyMart1n1Man USER (4 Reviews)
August 10th, 2008 | 44 replies


Release Date: 2006 | Tracklist

Review Summary: If you like hearing the same empty, emotionless 10,000 mile an hour song seven times in a row topped of with a laughable power ballad, than this is a no-brainer. Have a nice day.

I have a saying that I have had for quite a while now. One that applies to everyone in every band, everywhere, and I would like to share it with you right now:

"You are only as good as you are live."

Let me explain. In a studio environment, you can perform a solo, lick, vocal line, or drum fill as many times as possible to get it right. When you're on a stage, however, you can only do it once and what you get is what you get.

So what does this have to do with DragonForce? I'll tell you what. They SUCK live! They are sloppy and the guitarists don't stay on track with the drummer, which is usually essential for playing live. The singer often sounds off key and strained and he uses falsetto vocals not as a tool, but as a crutch. Even the studio versions of the songs found on this album have some of the same problems, if to a lesser degree. I wonder why?

Now, on to the album itself. The single, the reason most people know DragonForce, is, as much as I hate to admit it, tolerable. But tolerable moments are rare here. It's the absence of memorable material. After all, what makes you a good guitar player? Not using pure speed but playing things that make your audience want to listen to it again. There's none of that found here.

The album's complete lack of dynamics also makes listening to it very tedious. There's no variation in the songs and they pretty much all sound the same. Hearing the same song over and over despte them claiming to be completely different pieces of music will prove to be very tiresome. And by the time you've listened to two or three songs, you're exhausted.

Now I have seen many arguments take place in the comment sections of Youtube videos as to the authenticity of DragonForce's playing. One especially ridiculous one included some jackass comparing Herman Li's guitar skills to the chops of Symphony X guitarist Michael Romeo. If you know who Michael Romeo is or have heard him play, then you know how just how ridiculous this comparison is. This is a review of a DragonForce album and nothing else. I'm not going to turn this into a Symphony X worship session, so let's leave it at that.


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masscows
August 10th 2008


2230 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

beating a dead horse here, don't you think?

taylormemer
August 10th 2008


4964 Comments


Yeah, the horse doesn't even exist anymore. It's way beyond to point of critical decomposition, and is basically just bone remnants.

Evolution666
August 10th 2008


19 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Guess your rant wouldn't fit in the comment box eh?

McP3000
August 10th 2008


4121 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

albums isnt objectively a 1 either. I mean its an insanely crappy album, but its still pretty funThis Message Edited On 08.10.08

masscows
August 10th 2008


2230 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

albums isnt objectively a 1 either. I mean its an insanely crappy album, but its still pretty fun
objectivity is a myth

sonic2
August 10th 2008


32 Comments


Goddamn Zepdude's review was better than this.

P13
August 10th 2008


1327 Comments


NEG

this isn't a live CD

SHOOTME
August 10th 2008


2393 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Awful review.

Hawks
August 10th 2008


87012 Comments


This review sucks big floppy donkey dick.

MonorailCat
August 11th 2008


118 Comments


I really don't want to try this.

Cuban Pete
August 11th 2008


3813 Comments


best thread i've seen in awhile

ToWhatEnd
August 11th 2008


3173 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Amazing. Truly amazing.

Poet
August 11th 2008


6144 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

terrible review, hilarious thread.

Serpento
August 11th 2008


2351 Comments


this has been such a great week for sputnik

Snausages
August 11th 2008


17 Comments


Ja!!

itachi1452
August 11th 2008


366 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

we're supposed to be judging the album's quality, not the band's performance live.

i brought the same issue up in my review, but i also mentioned that it had nothing to do with the rating

if only i could bring an ultra beatdown right now, i'd totally storm your burning fields with my revolution death squad while performing our operation ground and pound.

sorry, couldn't resistThis Message Edited On 08.10.08

iamthenightmare
August 11th 2008


755 Comments


if only i could bring an ultra beatdown right now, i'd totally storm your burning fields with my revolution death squad while performing our operation ground and pound.
sorry, couldn't resist
mad skillz


goneshootin22
August 11th 2008


142 Comments


Review could use just a tad bit more detaile at parts. But other than that great work. I despise Dragonforce, and especially this album.

P13
August 11th 2008


1327 Comments


the review is almost just a condensed version of the hate posted on Dragonforce news articles

Poet
August 11th 2008


6144 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

if only i could bring an ultra beatdown right now, i'd totally storm your burning fields with my revolution death squad while performing our operation ground and pound.

sorry, couldn't resist




lol that=win.



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