Beyond The Valley of the Murderdolls



by The Goth USER (2 Reviews)
June 4th, 2005 | 36 replies

Release Date: 2003 | Tracklist

1. This has got to be one of my favourite tracks by the Murderdolls, it has excellent instrumental parts and ok lyrics. People thing the lyrics make no sense, which they dont but it sounds good. IMO it has good guitar solo but im drummer so i dont really know mcuh about guitar. In the intro youve got the drums banging away and the guitar playing quite quietly and after a few seconds everything comes in turning it really lively and fast. 4.5/5

2. Nothing special really but its not really awful. Its average in everything to be honest. Again the lyrics are very strange, maybe thats why its not that good. Im not to impressed by this song so its hard to write in detail. The drums sound really good and fast, ive never tried to play it but some of it sounds very difficult. 3/5

3. An awesome song another of my favourites. Its basically talking about all these fictional characters form movies i.e. frankenstein and how theyre dead. Pretty randome but good. It starts off with the drums and guitar then the lyrics come in quite softly and then it suddenly goes into a heavy song. 4.5/5

4. Another one of my favourites. He talks about a girl he saw and he immediately took a liking to her. The music is quite simple but it still sounds good, with an ok guitar solo IMO. Some parts aree quite technical. Overall a very good track. 4/5

5. Again another favourte of mine. Some of its very true if youre not a chav and they hate you lol. The music sounds quite complex, im not to sure about guitar and that but for drums it is. Some of it is quite funny but a very good track. Nice sounding guitar solo just after half the way through 4.5/5

6. I really dont like this track, it sounds good as in music but i dont like the lyrics and the chorus pisses me off. Nothing much left to say. 2/5

7. This is another favourite. The lyrics are cheesy but i like it, the drumming sounds good and so does the rest of the instruments. I like the way the church bells are ringing st the beginning and then it drowns out and in the come the floor tom banging away and then it bulds up to a great song. Like i say the lyrics are cheesy but it has a good tune, the lyrics kinda spoil it. 4.5/5

8. I like this song alot but i usually forget about it because of all the other great songs. I love the chorus alot, i dunno why its just really catchy and the guitar is ok but the drums sound great. Nice guitar solo at the end. Its a short track because of the conversation at the beginning. Cool song though. 4/5

9. Quite a good song, technical instruments IMO, it sounds really good and gets into the song straight away with no messing about. Catchy and you listen to it and you just wanna headbang. The solo sounds really good because it fits in with the song. Its a short track and its cool. This is usually the forgotten track for me. With all these favourites its hard to remember what it sounds like. 3.5/5

10. Cool song, the imnstruments sound good whether theyre complicated or not they produce a very nice sound. The drums make it sound really heavy because theyre fast, hard, and sound deep. 4/5

11. I like this song quite alot. the drums at the beginning just sound amazing and make you wanna hear more. The drums sound complcated and heavy, the guitars are distorted so its kind of a heavy track. Mot one of my favourites but still good. Cool sounding guitar solo 3/4 of the way through. 3.75/5

12. The intro sounds amazing, every instrument is just perfect creating a heavy kinda look. The lyrics kinda spoil it but all the way thorugh it sounds amazing and makes you wanna headbang. i like the chorus and the instruments make it a whole lot better. The solo sounds cool 3/4 of the way through. 4/5

13. OK song. Not great, not desperate but the guitars sound great and so does the drumming, the lyrics are great except for the chorus, i dont really like the theme of it to be honest, i think its just silly. Theres a few guitar solos and theyre really cool. A short track but quite good. I already said it, the instruments are amazing, especially the guitars. 4/5

14. The guitar sounds really good at the beginning and th drums come in and sound really good. The lyrics are ok, and the chorus is good. OIts a good track overall but i wouldnt rav on about it. Listenable but i wouldnt make a special effort to put it on or anything like that. 3/5

15. I love the drums all the way throuhg this song, the guitars sound simple but sound great. I do like this song,i dunno why its just....good. Again its not a favourite and i wouldnt make a special effort for it but its listenable. 3/5

Its my first review so go easy please :) Thanks

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Comments:Add a Comment 
June 4th 2005


Good track by track one. I enjoyed reading it, though I normally prefer overall ones.

Thumbs up for your first review :thumb:

June 6th 2005


Nice review. A little more background info would have been better though.

June 6th 2005


Album Rating: 4.0

put the track names on it, otherwise it's sort of confusing.

going places though, kiddo ;)

June 21st 2005


Album Rating: 5.0

I had written a review for this CD already but by the time I was done writting it all I was logged out and had to do it again. So I did it again 2 times befroe I finished it. I guess it is gone now. Anyway great CD I wish they would come out with another one. I guess it's hard when every member is in another band.

July 8th 2005


alright not trying to be critical but c'mon she was a teenage zombie is an awesome f**king song really listen to it next time and the solo in the middle is great plus if you listen really close you'll hear Wednedsay 13 yell out solo right before it starts it is f**king funny! good job for your 1st review though

Atticus 69320
October 2nd 2005


This was a lousy review. The track by track wasn't quality.

October 2nd 2005


Hey Goth, you should have an introductory paragraph. If I were you, I would go back and fix a few errors. Other than that, worthy first attempt.

October 2nd 2005


And another thing, what's up with the nu metal kids (not you, Goth) who have names like Slipknot-rawks, and their inability to utilize capitalization? I see it all the time. You know, I used to be into that stuff. Except I wasn't all "I'm too cool for capitals and full stops."

I'm Charming
October 3rd 2005


Album Rating: 3.5

You need track names along side the descriptions of the songs if you do track by track. You didn't describe the songs well enough. You just said, I like it or I don't.

Good effort though.

October 25th 2005


Album Rating: 5.0

yeah your review did need some work but it was a awsome album, if this was your first review good work

January 29th 2006


This album is gay. I was waiting a year for it and i got it and it sux monkey pole. You can't write reviews for shit

March 9th 2006


Album Rating: 2.0

This album is quite horrible IMO, but your review is well written.

Although a little more background info and the track names before each song would be usefull.

I did laugh at this though :lol:

5. Again another favourte of mine. Some of its very true if youre not a chav and they hate you lol.
This Message Edited On 03.09.06

April 12th 2006


Album Rating: 4.5

The Albulm is awsome i listen to it all the time my favorite track is 15 , its my life motto its basically i really dont give a flyin shit about u

April 15th 2006


Album Rating: 4.5

It was a great review, only been a fan of the Mudrerdolls 4 bout a week, but they ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April 16th 2006


Album Rating: 3.0

[quote=cookdog_88]This album is gay. I was waiting a year for it and i got it and it sux monkey pole. You can't write reviews for ****[/quote]

Let me see you write a better one, considering its his first review that is kinda harsh.This Message Edited On 04.16.06

April 16th 2006


Album Rating: 4.5

I love love love this album, I love every project Wednesday 13 is in, he's a great songwriter. This album just doesn't let up at any time, and each song is unique, but still as a feeling only the Murderdolls have.

May 22nd 2006


Is Joey any ggood at guitar cause he is a great drummer.

June 15th 2006


Album Rating: 4.5

you forgot I love to say F***...i think thats in this album...good song too!

March 1st 2007


good review and yeh u need to put the name next to the track number but thats easily done.. cheers x

July 18th 2007


Album Rating: 4.0

This record is great! It does much justice to the horrocore scene. Too bad another 'Dolls record will never see the light of day

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