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GWAR
Ragnarok


3.5
great

Review

by Master-of-bates USER (4 Reviews)
February 7th, 2005 | 85 replies


Release Date: 1995 | Tracklist


Gwar is a very interesting group of people. Their name actually stands for "God what an awful racket". I personally love these guys, a lot of people think they just try to hard. I love that about them though. This album was their first attempt at a thrashy sound, they didn't really pull it off but still made a great album.

Track 1- Meat Sandwich (3:28)
A strange song from a strange band. It is about, well a meat sandwich. The song features a very strange intro but a catchy verse and chorus.

4/5

Track 2- The New Plagued (2:52)
One of their songs that come near a thrashy sound. The singer however just doens't have the right voice for it. The riffs are really heavy though, good song.

3/5

Track 3- Whargoul (5:36)
My favourite song off this album. Its about a zombie who comes back to life to reek havoc on the city of Stalingrad during World War 2. A very cool song, with some interesting lyrics. For example "They burned off my face with a propane torch, then they blew up my porch." This is the one song on the album that comes close to the thrashy sound they wanted.

5/5

Track 4- Rag Na Rok (3:58)
The title track, another good song. As you can tell from the title it deals with the theory of Ragnarok occuring. The song is nice and heavy. The guitars are fairly simple, but still a great song.

4.5/5

Track 5- Dirty, Filthy (2:29)
Another good song, this one is also a close to the trash sound. The singer's voice is quite annoying in the intro though. You can barely hear him. When i first heard it I thought he was saying "poopie". The lyrics are pretty entertaining though, and other than his voice being annoying sometimes its a good song.

3.5/5

Track 6- Stalin's Organ (2:19)
The title could be analyzed in 2 ways really, you could be vulgar or musical about it. Your choice really. The song has that deathmarch feel to it, the riffs are slow-paced with some high pitched lead overtop. A decent song.

3/5

Track 7- Kinfe in yer Guts (3:15)
Has that classic fade in intro. The guitar work is just fantastic on this song, nothing super fancy but its does sound nice. The bass is also great in this song, the drums however are a little hard to hear at times (or maybe I just can't hear them cause I'm retarded).

3/5

Track 8- Think you outta know this (2:46)
A slow intro, with a buildup to an erratic verse. The vocals are pretty bad on this song, I don't particularly enjoy this one.

2.5/5

Track 9- Nudged (2:39)
A nice intro, with a cool lead overtop of it. The song then progresses into a nice thrash feel, and the vocals are actually well suited. Like Whargoul, a great attempt at a thrash song.

5/5

Track 10- Fire in the Loins (3:58)
Features a Megadeth-esque intro, with a nice change into the verse. The drums are fantastic on this song. The vocals are actually shared along with a female singer (the name of whom I forget). Her most memorable line would be "Maybe I'll just chop off your d**k".

4.5/5

Track 11- Surf of Syn (4:21)
A really weird intro, the kind that if you were stoned you would be trippin' out. In fact the whole song continues that feel. The vocals are awesome on this song. They are really demonic sounding and are just fantastic. The bass sounds like a MIDI bass though and not a genuine bass.

4.5/5

Track 12- Crush, Kill, Destroy (1:33)
Wow, a great song. Has a nice drum riff in the very beginning, then cuts into a nice solo. Then maintains a really thrashy feel. In fact, they managed to pull it off with this one. However, it is rather short.

5/5

Track 13- None but the Brave (3:50)
A slower intro, with a jazzy drum intro. Then a rap attempt by the vocals. Then the guitars come in and it keeps a hard rock feel. A mediocre song.

3/5


Overall, a great album. It was the first album by GWAR that I ever herd. Its just great. I highly suggest you grab it. However, GWAR is like wine; it is an aquired taste really and takes some time to like some of the songs.

Overall: 3.5/5


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Comments:Add a Comment 
Atreyu_LambofGod_666
February 8th 2005


26 Comments


good review SHITTY band man GWAR blows ass

Master-of-bates
February 8th 2005


11 Comments


Thanks for the compliment, but hey they grew on me.

Dead_Trench
April 24th 2005


159 Comments


They didn't take time to grow on me. I loved GWAR since I first heard them.

normajean_fan
July 9th 2005


15 Comments


they fucking suck

black\m/metal
July 11th 2005


24 Comments


yaeh coming froma normajean fan that means alot. But i love gwar, they fucking rule, although i think Violence has Arrived and This Toilet Earth are easily their best albums. You really can't fully appreciate these guys until you have seen them live though. Amazing show.

Dead_Trench
July 11th 2005


159 Comments


I like their newest two albums the best, Violence has Arrived and War Party. I like the new thrashy sound they've got going on.

Priestmetal
July 12th 2005


542 Comments


Dude these guys are freakin HILARIOUS but i couldnt really say i like them. I love some of their names though (beefcake the mighty, Balsac the Jaws of death).

Shadows
Moderator
July 13th 2005


2530 Comments


Let's not turn this into a flamefest. I personally think GWAR is one of the most ridiculous bands ever. They have completely sold out and embody all kinds of metal stereotypes.

masada
July 13th 2005


2733 Comments


What Death to Pop-Punk said.

There's nothing like naming an album after the Norse version of the Apocalypse.

circleofdeadchildren
August 21st 2005


119 Comments


I love Gwar ever since i heard them for the 1st time at sounds of the underground war party is probably the best album

Priestmetal
August 21st 2005


542 Comments


HAHA in the video for meat sandwitch The lead singer dude plays some Jesus dude in basketball. HAHA

Ace_of_Bass2112
August 21st 2005


257 Comments


that was there home town

they got kicked out of it

they got kicked out of there own home townThis Message Edited On 08.21.05

Cravinov13
November 17th 2005


3854 Comments


I don't know wheitehr o laugh at these guys or feel sorry for them. Their musics good, but why the stupid alien costumes?

black\m/metal
November 17th 2005


24 Comments


because theyre fucking sweet.
and it adds amazing effect to their show.
the thing about gwar(myfavoriteband)
is none of the albums are classic or all that graet
but the band itself is nothing but qality.


heavydoom
November 17th 2005


3 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

firstly, nice review



gwar are classic! bloody hilarious, pulled off very well, cant take anything they do seriously or they might seem lame, but i think thats the point



yeah, what blackm/metal saidThis Message Edited On 11.17.05

Cravinov13
November 17th 2005


3854 Comments


I dunno. I like their music. I could listen to a CD just fine. But I don't think I could take it live.... it's really hard to take these guys seriously.

black\m/metal
November 17th 2005


24 Comments


it's the other way around for most people.

Apathy
November 17th 2005


645 Comments


The funniest band ever. Period.

Apathy
January 16th 2006


645 Comments


How does that work?

Apathy
January 16th 2006


645 Comments


Well, my brother did. Evidently, they
a) chopped off a Bush doll's head with a battleaxe
b) got crew members in their underwear to battle Godzilla (fake)
c) spewed fake sperm all over the crowd.



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