Better days not included



by ReturnToRock USER (303 Reviews)
November 26th, 2007 | 3 replies

Release Date: 1999 | Tracklist

Review Summary: A simple and quick recipe that will especially please your kids!

Recipe for Better Days Not Included

As made by German chefs Jan-Dirk, Ingo, Guido, Eike and Alex

You need:

1 cup Bombshell Rocks or similar (Randy, 59 Times The Pain also admitted)
3 cups Sum 41 or similar (New Found Glory, Nerf Herder, Blink 182 also admitted)
4 pounds safeness
1 pound forgettability (instant)
1 teaspoon heavy guitars
1 teaspoon snotty vocals
1 teaspoon competent musicianship
1 teaspoon good production
A pinch of processed teenage rebellion
A pinch of geniality
A pinch of clever lyrics (preferred brand: Nothing Left)
2 good songs (preferred brands: Outshine The World, The Story So Far)
A pinch of melody
A pinch of sense of humour
1 working-class opera tenor
1 New Order cover song


Drop the Bombshell Rocks and the Sum 41 into a plastic recipient. Make sure the two ingredients are well separate throughout. Add a pinch of geniality, a pinch of humour and half of the working-class tenor.
Add the safeness and stir until consistent. Then add the snotty vocals, the heavy guitars and the competent musicianship and stir again until all the elements are mixed into a consistent dough.
Add the processed teenage rebellion, the melody and the clever lyrics in sufficient quantity for the mixture to gain flavour. When all is well stirred, add the two good songs and stir again until consistent.
Add the instant forgettability and stir until it is well ingrained in the overall mixture.
Add the New Order cover, stirring all the while until it is completely blended into the mix, so that it looks exactly the same as everything else.
Now insert the good production and stir again until consistent. When done, add the other half of the working-class tenor and another pinch of geniality
With a cookie-cutter, divide the resulting dough into small and similar-shaped chunks.
Serves 13 portions.

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November 26th 2007


Album Rating: 2.0

didn't turn out as good or as long as i expected...but hopefully it is still as informative as it is funny :P


November 26th 2007


hey how about we dont do the same exact thing twice in a row.

November 28th 2007


Kudos for trying something new, but it's really not that informative. Not voting.

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