claygurnz: Favourite Chocolate Bars

claygurnz 04.27.16	Also, what's with Americans calling Chocolate bars 'Candy Bars'. Never got that one.
SharkTooth 04.27.16	Personally I just love Crunch bars, when I'm in the mood for something sweet those are my go-to chocolate bars. Also I've always wanted to try out a Mars Bar
Shoteru 04.27.16	Mars as in the UK bar? They're insanely sickly, I can barely handle one. Also, Lion bars and Kit-Kat Chunkies all the way
SharkTooth 04.27.16	idk I've always heard about them and apparently they're commonly available in every western country except the US, which is why I'm curious to check one out
claygurnz 04.27.16	Yeah they have them in Canada and the UK. I don't mind them but I can see why someone would think their sickly.
Shoteru 04.27.16	Well I've never heard of a Crunch bar, so now I'm wanting to check those out
DinosaurJones 04.27.16	Kit-Kats Twix 5th Avenue
torts 04.27.16	milky ways, no contest
SharkTooth 04.27.16	Snickers>
AlexKzillion 04.27.16	1 is 1
betray 04.27.16	milky ways, no contest [2] esp. the dark chocolate ones hoooo fuck
torts 04.27.16	is there really an actual bad chocolate bar tho
ZippaThaRippa 04.27.16	Fuck Canada
Gwyn. 04.27.16	Hershey's fucking Hershey's
SharkTooth 04.27.16	I had this one wafer bar when I was on vacation it had a weird foreign name and tasted cheap af so yeah there do exist bad chocolate bars I think Cadbury made it
torts 04.27.16	nope wrong chocolate is literally always good
claygurnz 04.27.16	'Is there really an actual bad chocolate bar tho' Yeah, Bounty Bars suck ass.
SharkTooth 04.27.16	I just looked up Bounty Bars and shit I understand why they suck seriously why do people combine coconuts and chocolate?
ZippaThaRippa 04.27.16	Chocolate is very overrated.
adr 04.27.16	Toblerone, Mars
Hawks 04.27.16	Hershey's, Milky Ways, Resse's
Pavera 04.27.16	Almond Joy or Mounds are probably my favorite, followed by anything associated w/ reese's
SharkTooth 04.27.16	lol your 2 favorites are the 2 bars I like the least
wtferrothorn 04.27.16	Milky Ways are v good
EyesWideShut 04.27.16	TWIX the preferred candy bar of George Costanza "they all have swirling chocolate in the commercial"
Sinternet 04.28.16	Probably a sin against my fellow brits but I adore reese's in all it's many forms Other than that, Wispa (+Wispa Gold!), Kinder Bueno, Boost, Snickers, Kit Kat Chunky and Lindt.
ArsMoriendi 04.28.16	No dark chocolate? Milky Way Midnight and Mounds bars anyday
claygurnz 04.28.16	Yeah I like dark chocolate but not dark chocolate bars generally.
rufinthefury 04.28.16	Kit-Kats and Take 5
Shoteru 04.28.16	"Other than that, Wispa (+Wispa Gold!), Kinder Bueno, Boost, Snickers, Kit Kat Chunky and Lindt." I'd take a Starbar over a boost any day!
Mystletainn 04.28.16	i like reese and twix
ZippaThaRippa 04.28.16	Mounds are fucking awesome. People who don't like peanut butter and coconut and are unamerican ReesesDeathcrew4LYFE
ArsMoriendi 04.28.16	"Mounds are fucking awesome. People who don't like peanut butter and coconut and are unamerican" I guess I'm unamerican because I don't care for anything peanut-based... except peanut oil, but that's more Asian than anything lmao
Supercoolguy64 04.28.16	Reese is the shit
ZippaThaRippa 04.28.16	Nah peanut oil is american as fuck, people who still use canola are fucking barbarians
ArsMoriendi 04.28.16	Olive oil is the best though
ZippaThaRippa 04.28.16	Okay yeah but you don't just go pan frying everything with olive oil
Gameofmetal 04.28.16	Reeses anything and Im good
iloveyouall 04.28.16	salted caramel kit-kats, crunch, and cherry ripe are my mainstays tbh
Keyblade 04.28.16	oh fuck i forgot about coffee crisps holy shit, u just took me way back
Prognoz 04.28.16	Dark chocolate Kit-Kat. In fact, everything that's dark chocolate.
Ryus 04.28.16	"salted caramel kit-kats" why have i never had this
ZippaThaRippa 04.28.16	Wait that's a thing
Keyblade 04.28.16	does aero still exist? that was some good shit
torts 04.28.16	"seriously why do people combine coconuts and chocolate?" what is wrong with you that's easily the best chocolate combination
Keyblade 04.28.16	the best chocolate combination is no chocolate combination
ZippaThaRippa 04.28.16	Drink Oskar Blues' - Death by Coconut. Fuckin wonderful
ZippaThaRippa 04.28.16	But if you can't find it: Maui's Coco Porter is equally good (if not better) and probably more readily available.
ArsMoriendi 04.28.16	I know it's not technically a chocolate "bar" but Yorke Peppermint Patties deserve a mention
Anthracks 04.28.16	The one thats like one giant ripple of chocolate smashed together into a chocolate cigar-shaped object and it crumbles all over the floor when you bite into it but it also crumbles your tastebuds and heart. What is it called?
SharkTooth 04.28.16	"Mounds are fucking awesome. People who don't like peanut butter and coconut and are unamerican" Call me unamerican then because I hate coconuts
Anthracks 04.28.16	omg they're called Flake bar omg
ZippaThaRippa 04.28.16	Don't fucking tell me what to do, fascist
ArsMoriendi 04.28.16	Coconuts rule, Shark, do you not even like coconut macaroons?
SharkTooth 04.28.16	I'm a filthy commie ):
ZippaThaRippa 04.28.16	Don't even get me started on macaroons. OOH LAWDY
torts 04.28.16	commie FUCK
SharkTooth 04.28.16	@Ars Tbh I've never had macaroons
ZippaThaRippa 04.28.16	Tbh fuck you buddy
Gameofmetal 04.28.16	people who like dark chocolate are cops
SharkTooth 04.28.16	I'm a disgrace to my country
ZippaThaRippa 04.28.16	The only thing cops love more than dark chocolate is pulling over dark chocolate
zaruyache 04.28.16	milky ways, no contest [6]
JigglyPDiddy 04.28.16	Fig Newton
torts 04.28.16	what are you dutch or some shit
SharkTooth 04.28.16	Fig Newtons aren't chocolate smh
ZippaThaRippa 04.28.16	http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NhEFnpt6oxI/VLcoGKovVUI/AAAAAAAAak0/mnMGxK0I0go/s1600/Fig-Newtons4.jpg
zaruyache 04.28.16	that doesn't look good at all
ArsMoriendi 04.28.16	Fig Newtons aren't chocolate, but they're not half bad... I have a bit of a disdain for them though, but not because they necessarily taste bad or anything.
SharkTooth 04.28.16	I like em, they're kinda like Nutri Grain bars which are delicious
RogueNine 04.28.16	Twix are definitely up there, but Crunch bar for real.
Vakarian12 04.28.16	Crunchie http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2251/2090892496_c4f701b810.jpg
SharkTooth 04.28.16	hell yeah rogue
mifzal 04.28.16	Lindt Lindor Milk and Dark chocolate bars. valrhona chocolate bars are great overall for cheap chocolate bars I like Snickers and Twix . I hate galaxy and kit kat
ScuroFantasma 04.28.16	Crunchie Flake Cherry Ripe Turkish Delight
SharkTooth 04.28.16	I've never had galaxy before tbh but yeah just to reiterate my favorite bar is Nestle Crunch
ArsMoriendi 04.28.16	I looked up what a Cherry Ripe was and it looks amazing...where can I get one?!
hal1ax 04.28.16	i like almond joy and moundz
porcupinetheater 04.28.16	Fucking nobody's so much as mentioned Butterfinger, the fuck is wrong with y'all?
SharkTooth 04.28.16	I don't like Butterfinger as much as I used to tbh
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.28.16	honestly my favourite chocolate bar is whatever chocolate bar one of my friends happens to have bought from the store chocolate bars taste way better when they dont belong to you.
Keyblade 04.28.16	ultimate truth
Keyblade 04.28.16	that feeling of disappointment when u finally buy that chocolate u've been fiending for after tasting it off a friend
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.28.16	like lets say hypothetically that a kitkat bar is my favourite chocolate bar for instance. and that im not a huge fan of oh henrys but i like them a bit. so if i buy a kitkat bar and my friend buys an oh henry his oh henry is still gonna taste better than my kitkat bar even tho i hypothetically like kitkat bars better than oh henrys
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.28.16	its simple math "that feeling of disappointment when u finally buy that chocolate u've been fiending for after tasting it off a friend" dude so many feels. the struggle is real. same goes with chips.
Keyblade 04.28.16	i dont even like chips, but if a friend has some i'll suddenly become a chips connoisseur
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.28.16	wow solidarity bro i feel so close to you right now
ScuroFantasma 04.28.16	"I looked up what a Cherry Ripe was and it looks amazing...where can I get one?!" Depends where you are I guess, but the world is a less magical place now that I know they're not universal :(
dbizzles 04.28.16	'Also, what's with Americans calling Chocolate bars 'Candy Bars'. Never got that one.' The only pure 'chocolate bars' we have in America are Hershey Bars, the rest have other candy in them, such as: nougat, caramel, wafers, etc. Hence: 'candy bars.' Side-note: my favo(u)rite chocolate bars were actually manufactured by ghosts for one Dr. Dre back in the early 90's.
JeetJeet 04.28.16	Take 5 is godly. Anyone mention that one yet?
NorwichScene 04.28.16	Wispa Gold Boost Bournville Twix Peanut Butter Kikat chunky
mifzal 04.28.16	I've had few Hershey Bars, not good . The cadburys I ate were better.
dbizzles 04.28.16	Take 5 is like someone fucked a peanut butter Power Bar into a perfectly good log of artificial chocolate and edible tar.
ZippaThaRippa 04.28.16	I like those cookies and cream bars from Hersheys
Keyblade 04.28.16	"I like those cookies and cream bars from Hersheys" those white chocolate ones right? they're surprisingly really damn good
Spec 04.28.16	Coffee Crisp is always my go to.
JeetJeet 04.28.16	That's a pretty accurate description dbizzy lol. Take5 bars are like Frankenstein, but they taste soooo good. Delicious chaos.
Spec 04.28.16	Coffee Crisp is Canada exclusive? You guys are missing out.
Pavera 04.28.16	Reese's Fastbreak is intense. I can never find that anywhere... Also Take 5 bars are amazing. Pretzel is welcome addition to candy
ChoccyPhilly 04.28.16	these are all horrible
trve 04.28.16	make i hate mars bars
DinosaurJones 04.28.16	"Fucking nobody's so much as mentioned Butterfinger, the fuck is wrong with y'all?" Man, I mentioned 5th Avenues, which are like the superior Butterfinger. Get with it.
anat 04.28.16	Milka Happy Cow Reese's Cups Drifter Maltesers Fuck dark chocolate
Shemson 04.28.16	Mars Yorkie Cream Eggs Twix used to be good but they changed the recipe like five years ago and it's now inferior.
Wearingyourmomsface 04.28.16	Nosh TV Bar Cadburrys
Sinternet 04.28.16	When people say Cadburys they mean Dairy Milk I presume?
SharkTooth 04.28.16	those Take5 bars y'all mentioned remind me of Goo Goo Clusters, which are pretty much the same type of bar except Goo Goo Clusters came first
Wearingyourmomsface 04.28.16	Anything made my Cadburys is awesome dude.
torts 04.28.16	cream eggs are fucking god tier, but not a bar
BeneaththeDarkOcean 04.28.16	SharkTooth won the thread with the second post. Crunch bars all day every day. Shout out to Zippa and Key for mentioning Hershey's Cookies & Cream stuff. Mmm-mmm.
anat 04.28.16	Creme eggs are wank, too difficult to eat, melts in your hands, the filling is too much
Pavera 04.28.16	disgusting
pizzamachine 04.28.16	Caramilk all day long! 😜
MilkSteak 04.28.16	If Kit Kats count I put that up there. Three Musketeers get me going too.
teamster 04.28.16	Power Windows my second favorite Rush album - excellent choice. Mmmm, I love Take 5's
dbizzles 04.29.16	If you sweet fucks are having trouble finding some candy bars, look for a specialty candy/soda shop near you. I was able to eat a Lion Bar and drink a Surge in one sitting the other day by following this sound advice.
Spec 04.29.16	Kit Kat is up there too actually. Coffee Crisp and Kit Kat 5/5
SitarHero 04.29.16	Fuk all y'all Bounty haters. Chocolate+coconut is the tits.
Spec 04.29.16	Bounty is actually pretty cool too. Gotta be in the mood tho.
Keyblade 04.29.16	ppl who like to mix chocolate with anything that's not caramel cannot be trusted
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.29.16	chocolate and flaked coconut is literally the most disgusting fucking nasty raunch-sauce filthy degenerate vile garbage of all time
Spec 04.29.16	Chill the fuck out nigga we's talkin bout chocolate.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.29.16	"Creme eggs are wank, too difficult to eat, melts in your hands, the filling is too much" im sorry you have such a small ass mouth it must be hard for you to suck all the dicks CREME EGGS REIGN
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.29.16	holy FUCK i am getting WORKED the FUCK UP here. someone put MARS BAR at number one THE FUCK. IS THIS SHIT.
Spec 04.29.16	Creme eggs are god tier agreed. My only gripe is that the wrapping is hard to open cause it fucking sticks to the chocolate god dammit.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.29.16	yo that shit pisses me off too
SitarHero 04.29.16	"chocolate and flaked coconut is literally the most disgusting fucking nasty raunch-sauce filthy degenerate vile garbage of all time" LITERALLY. Nah.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.29.16	no i legit lost all respect for u when u said u liked bounty you are literally fucked there is literally something wrong with your brain you should literally end yourself
CaimanJesus 04.29.16	Do protein bars count?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.29.16	ive got a protein bar right here for you chum the only hitch is u gotta suck the filling out
SitarHero 04.29.16	It's an acquired taste fo sho, but it's still good, if you like coconut.
Keyblade 04.29.16	can we talk about how those chocolate granola bars by quaker are lowkey amazing
Spec 04.29.16	Protein bars are for wanks honestly.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.29.16	honestly i hate coconut. flaked is the worst by far but i cant say i care for the taste in general. it can be good in like tropical ass cocktails as long as that flakey shit stays the fuck away from me but yeah in general not my thing. coconut water is possibly the most disgusting fluid ive ever ingested. the weird thing tho is that i use coconut oil for.... everything
zakalwe 04.29.16	Revels
SitarHero 04.29.16	Those granola bars with the chocolate chips in them? Or the ones covered in chocolate? I used to get the orange and chocolate granola bars. It's like...the worst breakfast ever, but still pretty guilt free.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.29.16	i think u meant curly whirly u fuckin chav
Keyblade 04.29.16	these ones http://richmedia.channeladvisor.com/ImageDelivery/imageService?profileId=52000717&imageID=31703&recipeId=243
SitarHero 04.29.16	I have a buddy who is deathly allergic to coconuts. He used to get nervous every time I'd buy a bottle of coconut rum or a bounty.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.29.16	chocolate on the inside AND the outside! everything drake wishes he could be
Spec 04.29.16	I love coconut not gonna lie. I'm a big fan of coconut water for dat hydration and coconut oil for lots of things.
Keyblade 04.29.16	lmao
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.29.16	"I have a buddy who is deathly allergic to coconuts. He used to get nervous every time I'd buy a bottle of coconut rum or a bounty." i mean to be fair you're kind of a cunt for buying coconut rum or a bounty around a friend whose deathly allergic to coconut like u dont see me bringing my pet bumblebee around someone deathly alergic to bees
Spec 04.29.16	Those blue crunch bars are good too if I remember correctly. Haven't seen them for a few years though.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.29.16	i used to love those
SitarHero 04.29.16	When I was a kid my mom used to rub coconut oil in my hair cos it's supposed to be good for it? I can't stand the smell now because of that. Coconut water does own at hydration tho.
Spec 04.29.16	Agreed with pots tbh. I have a friend who's deathly allergic to peanut butter so I never get anything even close to it.
climactic 04.29.16	snickers only, rest are gross tbh. twix is aight i guess
CaimanJesus 04.29.16	Dude protein bars and gatorade are a godly combo when playing in a hockey tournament
SitarHero 04.29.16	Lol, I like to think my keeping coconut products handy kept my buddy from going rogue and becoming a supervillain, because he always knew I was prepared to stop him.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.29.16	i mix coconut oil with a lil bit of cocoa powder and use it as my hair grease, its a good time i also use it as a base oil for my essential oils. put a couple drops on some coconut oil and then rub your hot bod with that shit and u b smellin good enuff to fuck for days and it makes for great lube
Spec 04.29.16	Ahh he's an anakin skywalker type eh?
Keyblade 04.29.16	"i mix coconut oil with a lil bit of cocoa powder and use it as my hair grease, its a good time" yea this, it's some good shit
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.29.16	i think the correct analogy u were looking for was the relationship between batman and superman there bud
SitarHero 04.29.16	A bit less whiny, but yeah. There was a dark side.
JeetJeet 04.29.16	So how do we feel about Paydays?
Spec 04.29.16	So those blue crunch bars. Are they a thing anymore?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.29.16	im not sure
Spec 04.29.16	Never had a payday but they look lame as hell.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.29.16	true
CaimanJesus 04.29.16	If I had to pick a real candy bar, It'd be a caramilk
climactic 04.29.16	paydays and 100 grands are for people age 70 and older
CaimanJesus 04.29.16	Paydays are for Harold Lauder ass people
Pavera 04.29.16	paydays rule guys. peanuts and caramel WRAPPED AROUND nougat. come on. though it probably doesn't count because this list is about chocolate bars and there's no chocolate in a payday. There's chocolate in a baby ruth though and that rules too
anarchistfish 04.29.16	daim
anat 04.29.16	If creme eggs were truly god-tier they'd sell them year round, y'all are blinded by limited edition commerce Kinder chocolate is also excellent, especially Buenos
SharkTooth 04.29.16	"So those blue crunch bars. Are they a thing anymore? " They're pretty common and easy to get here in the States tbh so if they don't exist in Canada your best bet is to order them thru Amazon also FINALLY someone who agrees with me on coconuts itt
dbizzles 04.29.16	Dried coconut flakes ruin everything. Who wants to chew on something that resembles dead skin for the rest of their life when all they wanted was a delicious treat?
dvd0bvb 04.29.16	Reese's and Butterfingers. Anything with enough peanut butter to drown out the chocolate taste.
Sinternet 04.29.16	peanut butter anything rules tbh
Sinternet 04.29.16	like just today i found peanut butter snickers in an import store and it's legendary
dbizzles 04.29.16	They are good. I've been loving the Snickers Crispers lately.
SitarHero 04.30.16	Peanut butter is overrated. Nutella >>> All they need to do is make a nutella flavoured bar.
Keyblade 04.30.16	kinder bueno comes close
Snake. 04.30.16	twix is the best
ScuroFantasma 04.30.16	"kinder bueno comes close" Holy shit yes
Keyblade 04.30.16	i should include hazelnut as one of the few acceptable things to add to chocolate along with caramel, and peanuts (they're just tolerable)
JigglyPDiddy 04.30.16	lmao just read the fig replies, priceless.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.30.16	kinder bueno are fucked up good yeah also creme brule and matcha green tea kitkats are god tier
emester 04.30.16	Frozen Charleston Chew
Keyblade 04.30.16	sounds like something from the cowboy era
heck 04.30.16	don't eat chocolate much anymore but when I do I usually go for either Hershey's cookies 'n' creme, Dove dark chocolate, or Reese's
ScuroFantasma 04.30.16	"Peanut butter is overrated." Peanut butter is horrid
SitarHero 04.30.16	"i should include hazelnut as one of the few acceptable things to add to chocolate along with caramel, and peanuts (they're just tolerable)" Fruits and red chilis son. Chocolate goes with near anything. Also, matcha kit kat sounds amazing in theory, but it seems like one could get sick of it real quick.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.30.16	fruits can fuck the fucking fuck off from my fucking chocolate thanks but chilis yeah and salt yeah "Also, matcha kit kat sounds amazing in theory, but it seems like one could get sick of it real quick." wrong bitch
MyNameIsPencil 04.30.16	now now no chocolates at this hour, you know you'll end up with a tummy ache young man(s)!
Keyblade 04.30.16	tfw ur eating some amazing milk chocolate and then u taste some blackcurrant or some some other fruity shit. i cant think of anything that pisses me off more, i feel like going to war with whoever thought that was a good idea
hal1ax 04.30.16	"Hershey's cookies 'n' creme"" my mans
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.30.16	yeah lets put some shitty fucking dried fruits in the chocolate grandma sounds great nanny
MyNameIsPencil 04.30.16	who ever combined chocolate and pretzels is the greatest person ever who ever lived next to Justin Trosper
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.30.16	thats definitely not true
MyNameIsPencil 04.30.16	I really like chocolate covered pretzels is the point I am trying to make and unwound
heck 04.30.16	I'm pretty sure putting fruit in chocolate is in violation of some part of the Geneva Conventions
BlacKapes 04.30.16	running out of ideas for lists i see
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.30.16	to be fair its more original than any of your lists
ShadowRemains 04.30.16	milky ways are amazing, wish we had them here in canada
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.30.16	wow i dont think ive ever had a milky way
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.30.16	looks like a mars bar speaking of which anyone ever try those herseys s'mores those were good
Keyblade 04.30.16	"I'm pretty sure putting fruit in chocolate is in violation of some part of the Geneva Conventions" we need to start a petition bro
ShadowRemains 04.30.16	yeah potsy they're like a mars bar, but somehow twice as delicious
iloveyouall 04.30.16	the midnight dark milky ways are pretty fucking delicious
SitarHero 04.30.16	Y'all frontin' like you've never even had strawberries or oranges in chocolate. Sheeyit.
Zig 04.30.16	Love chocolate, but must say, Milka is the best.
SharkTooth 04.30.16	best pure chocolate bar I've ever had are the British Cadbury milk bars, the chocolate in those tastes so good I don't even mind if there is fruit inside but most of the time the chocolate really just doesn't go well with fruit
Sinternet 04.30.16	Milky Ways are just softer Mars bars without the caramel iirc
claygurnz 04.30.16	Mars bars are basic
SharkTooth 04.30.16	I still want to get one one day, it's so weird that every major English speaking country except the US has Mars Bars
Keyblade 04.30.16	they're in the middle east and asia as well. mars bars are okay, they're better when they're the bite sized version. there's just too much caramel in the full ones, u end up thirsty as hell when ur done with em lol
ScuroFantasma 04.30.16	fruit and chocolate can be awesome though, like dipped strawberries or banana in melted chocolate is so awesome. Don't mind some rum and raisin Old Gold either, or cherry ripe. Come to think of it I like most combos.
Spec 04.30.16	I hate chocolate bars with fruit in them. Dipping strawberries in chocolate fondu and shit is different.
Sevengill 04.30.16	Ritter Sport with the buttermilk cookie in the middle is where it's at. http://www.greatbritishsweets.co.uk/thumbs/75/1000/746/1/src_images/Ritter_Sport_Butter_Biscuit_5_x_100g.jpg
MyNameIsPencil 04.30.16	I don't fuck with fondu after my only attempt to make it myself ended with a near fire I was young and stupid, longing for my chance to make it out of my dead-end town
Spec 04.30.16	wth what did you do
Sevengill 04.30.16	sterno
MyNameIsPencil 04.30.16	didn't stir/left the room for like 30 minutes
MyNameIsPencil 04.30.16	it got really burnt somehow
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.30.16	"I hate chocolate bars with fruit in them. Dipping strawberries in chocolate fondu and shit is different." yeah fresh fruit and chocolate with dried up shitty fruit leather bullshit in it are completely different stories
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.30.16	im a big sucker for some milk chocolate with either chilis or sea salt / toffee
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.30.16	or salted caramel for that matter dark chocolate can fuck off tho
Sinternet 04.30.16	salted caramel
Sinternet 04.30.16	is bae
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.30.16	ur bae
ArsMoriendi 04.30.16	"dark chocolate can fuck off tho" "honestly i hate coconut. flaked is the worst by far" More mounds bars for me then! :)
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.30.16	ive got a thick mound for you right here bud
SharkTooth 04.30.16	dark chocolate is apparently good for you
ArsMoriendi 04.30.16	It's good for you heart specifically and is rich in minerals like iron and copper.
Sinternet 04.30.16	Dark chocolate is good but not that half arsed 30% cocoa stuff like 80%+ or nothing
DeadGuy 04.30.16	ron burgundy kush http://ibudtender.com/img_external/m_images/thumbs/164381_hasheys-indica-ron-burgundy-bar-160mg.jpg
tacos n stuff 04.30.16	mother fucking matcha kit kats are glorious
Spec 04.30.16	Do ya'll ever stick dark chocolate in the freezer cause its really satisfying.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.01.16	putting something lame in the freezer doesnt make it come out not lame
ArsMoriendi 05.01.16	"Dark chocolate is good but not that half arsed 30% cocoa stuff like 80%+ or nothing" 70% is my goto, especially with seasalt. Honestly, if any type of chocolate is lame, it's milk chocolate since it starts tasting sickeningly sweet after a good 10 bites. I never get sick of dark chocolate though since it's more rich than it is sweet. I feel like people who don't like dark chocolate are just not used to enjoying bitter foods.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.01.16	ugh yr such a bottom bitch ars
ArsMoriendi 05.01.16	If I agree will you buy me some dark chocolate? It's one of the quickest ways to my heart.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.01.16	whats the quickest way to your sweet sweet asshole
ArsMoriendi 05.01.16	A grindr message about how you'd like to show me your favorite movie tbh, as long as you're hot that is.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.01.16	im hot but im not ~gay dude~ hot you know what i mean?> no? what i mean is that when i go to the gay bar and try to look saucy i just get looks of "look at this fucking straight boi lmao fuck off straighty"
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.01.16	no matter how hard i try it make me cry :'(
ArsMoriendi 05.01.16	Hilarious
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.01.16	should probs shave or someting
ArsMoriendi 05.01.16	I actually like hairy guys...
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.01.16	hmu then bud
ArsMoriendi 05.01.16	Looking? Safe masc for masc nsa? host or travel? XD
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.01.16	look safe mascanasa host
ArsMoriendi 05.01.16	omfg lol
DeadGuy 05.01.16	if you don't put your "medicated" chocolate in the freezer then you're an idiot
ArsMoriendi 05.01.16	Anyone who can't enjoy a Milky Way midnight better be me allergic to chocolate or something.
mifzal 05.01.16	milk chocolate would be nicer if it was less sweet and made with cream instead of milk. Nothing beats dark chocolate. Valrhona 70% is my fav and melted it makes good mocha
SitarHero 05.01.16	what i mean is that when i go to the gay bar and try to look saucy i just get looks of "look at this fucking straight boi lmao fuck off straighty" Yeah that happened to me once. No one even bought me a drink. Massive blow to the self-esteem.
Keyblade 05.01.16	milk chocolate is the best thing in existence i cant believe u guys
SitarHero 05.01.16	Milk chocolate is for the milquetoast.
Keyblade 05.01.16	i will fite u
SitarHero 05.01.16	There's no need to fight. Waay long ago when I was still in college, my two best friends and I (one was light-skinned African American and the other had albinism) would decide who had dibs on hitting on a pretty girl by asking her what her chocolate preference was. So you see, chocolate preferences can solve important problems.
mifzal 05.01.16	milk chocolate is alright (especially Swiss chocolate) , but get sick after few bites.