JackSoffalot: Breaking Bad Predictions

SgtPepper 02.12.13	If skyler died too, this would have been a satisfying ending.
balazs 02.12.13	lol, nice!
Drummerboy123 02.12.13	Hank will act like nothing has happened whilst making 100% sure that Walter is indeed Heisenberg. Hank will tell Skyler and Skyler will act like she is surprised by what has been told to her. She will then act as an informant for Walt to help him escape. First episode ends with Walt on the run, in the diner that was shown in the season premier.
MikeC26 02.12.13	It won't be that dull, drummer. Blood WILL be spilt.
elephantREVOLUTION 02.12.13	sounds epic
WeepingBanana 02.12.13	I don't get the hate for Skyler at this point. Pretty much every reaction of hers is justified (especially past season 2) and she's proven to be a pretty smart chick, which is more than you can say about Marie, yet everyone still hates her. I guess that just speaks to the genius of the show and its ability to make you sympathize with a meth dealing douche bag like Walt.
anarchistfish 02.12.13	I hate both Walter and Skyler
anarchistfish 02.12.13	hank is a special kind of stupid for not already figuring it out. [2] stolen equipment from school chemical background sudden desire to buy a company link to jesse pinkman I mean come on
anarchistfish 02.12.13	and the time he just happens to drive up alongside them in the street when they're trying to nail "heisenburg" and he deliberately stalls driving off for as long as possible and hesitating putting the tracker on gus's car
SgtPepper 02.12.13	@weeping I don't like he because she doesn't appreciate all of Walt's sacrifices. Granted he's done some pretty terrible things, but in the end, it was all to secure her and their children's future. Of course Walt's ego had a play in the matter, But all of the danger he's up himself through and the moral compromises he's made- that has to account for something not to mention that all the money went to her. And also he treats her well, he loves her, and she repays that by cheating on him and treating him like shit? Maybe I'm wrong here, but Walter deserves better than that.
ConsiderPhlebas 02.12.13	Guessing from the start of the last season that someone's been kidnapped, maybe Jesse, maybe by the neo-nazi dudes. Walt will die in the end, or he'll be dying from cancer. Hank knows Walt is Heisenberg, the book was proof enough. He has to build a case, though, so guess he'll put a tail on him. He was pretty fucked up by the prison killings, so wouldn't be surprised if he's scared of Walt.
anarchistfish 02.12.13	Jesse is the only character I properly sympathise with
ConsiderPhlebas 02.12.13	I hope Skyler dies screaming whatever happens
WeepingBanana 02.12.13	"@weeping I don't like he because she doesn't appreciate all of Walt's sacrifices. Granted he's done some pretty terrible things, but in the end, it was all to secure her and their children's future. Of course Walt's ego had a play in the matter, But all of the danger he's up himself through and the moral compromises he's made- that has to account for something not to mention that all the money went to her. And also he treats her well, he loves her, and she repays that by cheating on him and treating him like shit? Maybe I'm wrong here, but Walter deserves better than that." The only things I can really fault Skyler for is smoking when she was pregnant and maaaaaybe cheating on Walt. I mean think of it from her perspective. "I love you so much I'm gonna straight up MURDER PEOPLE AND BECOME A DRUG LORD." Walt's intent doesn't make it any easier for Skyler to deal with. Yes, she's pretty bitchy, but really, not that bitchy considering what an awful person Walt is. But again, this brings me to my original point to how well written Walt is as an anti-hero. The show gets us to root for a murdering, drug selling monster. We knowingly sympathize with him despite everything he does. It's really fucked up shit and it makes the audience consider their own moral compass.
WeepingBanana 02.12.13	You hardly even know if he's a good person before the cancer though. I mean yeah, he seemed nice enough in some flashback scenes and his family seems to love him, but for 99% of the show, he's a monster.
ffs 02.12.13	walt had a brain tumour from the start of season 1, it was all a hallucination
Crymsonblaze 02.12.13	Will characters become even more unlikable? STAY TUNED
ConsiderPhlebas 02.12.13	Personally I don't sympathize with him because he was once a good person, think the point is that he was always capable of great things but he let life walk over him. I sympathize with him through the killing and drug peddling because he's getting shit done, acting like someone who believes they deserve a place in the world. Seeing a grown man get on his knees to wash and scrub the wheels of a kid's car is painful, seeing him risk his life and take a stand is badass. The scene in the desert when he realizes he's got more than a million dollars of meth is joyous.
Ire 02.12.13	hope walt jr kills skyler with a frying pan
Crymsonblaze 02.12.13	Jesse is the only sympathetic character And Saul is entertaining in that sleazy kind of way I'll watch the 5th season eventually on Netflix, but the show's not great
ConsiderPhlebas 02.12.13	Jesse's progression has been awesome, dude was hilarious in the first season. I wish they'd developed the idea of Walt thinking about Jesse as his son.
Ire 02.12.13	hope they rebuild mike
WeepingBanana 02.12.13	srs prediction though walt's family dies. walts cancer comes back and kills him. jesse is the only one that comes out on top
DrMaximus 02.12.13	hank is a special kind of stupid for not already figuring it out. [X] Maybe Hank didn't think Walt was Heisenberg because he is family. It's hard to think someone is a criminal after knowing them for a long time.
ConsiderPhlebas 02.12.13	It'll be a bold move if they kill his wife and son
Apollo 02.12.13	I love everything and everyone in this list. I still remember watching the premiere of this show and being blown away instantly. I fucking love Breaking Bad. Andddddddd..here comes the blasphemy. It's better than the Wire. DGAF.
Apollo 02.12.13	"I'll watch the 5th season eventually on Netflix, but the show's not great" SDGKNJGKNFKFKGNSADMLFq
ConsiderPhlebas 02.12.13	It's easily on par with the wire, just hope it ends strong
SeaAnemone 02.12.13	my least favorite character is hank dude is fucking unbearable marie and skyler aren't that bad... I kinda like skyler's character actually
WeepingBanana 02.12.13	nah Apollo, The Wire>all
InFiction 02.12.13	Considering Hank used Walt's money for his physical therapy, if Hank says anything, Walt will just say that he bribed him.
DrMaximus 02.12.13	This show is awesome, haven't seen anything like it since The Wire.
baldymort 02.12.13	hank is the fucking man
Ignimbrite 02.12.13	this list perfectly describes what is going to happen
Trebor. 02.12.13	Hank ain't going to do shit right away, the way things have played out it makes Hank look like he's in on it (drug money paying for his PT, how da fuck do you not catch your brother in law etc) Plus he has no proof
anarchistfish 02.12.13	He'll act all awkward and won't tell anyone what he's found at first and it will slowly build from there
Apollo 02.12.13	I think I agree with Treb, but Hanks a hothead and when he figures out that his getting shot up was directly related to Walt being Heisenberg he might lose his shit
ConsiderPhlebas 02.12.13	He knows Walt's the 'monster' who made the prison killings happen, so he's gonna be wary
anarchistfish 02.12.13	I'm trying to imagine how they'd pace it with 8 episodes left
DrMaximus 02.12.13	^ Same, but it's gonna be awesome
Ire 02.12.13	gonna cum best show ever
Crymsonblaze 02.13.13	"coming from the guy who likes spiderman 3." and?
SgtPepper 02.13.13	@Weeping Yeah, you have a good point. It's just that when she had sex with that asshole, I lost all sympathy for her (though I can see 'why' she did it.) Also, I tend to root for anti-heroes and villains in films- so I'm a bit biased there. I personally love how malevolent Walt has become as a character, the worse he gets, the more intrigued I become with his character.
ConsiderPhlebas 02.13.13	Bryan Cranston absolutely nails the character
Crymsonblaze 02.13.13	"dude you worship spiderman 3 but think breaking bad sucks. I don't even have to try to make fun of you." A. the show doesn't suck, it's ok. i said not great. hyperbole much? B. apparently you do
Funeralopolis 02.13.13	lmao good job op
kitsch 02.13.13	>Hank will act like nothing has happened whilst making 100% sure that Walter is indeed Heisenberg. >Hank will tell Skyler and Skyler will act like she is surprised by what has been told to her. She will then act as an informant for Walt to help him escape. >First episode ends with Walt on the run, in the diner that was shown in the season premier. this is exactly what will happen, good job
anarchistfish 02.13.13	The diner scene is a whole year after his 51st birthday which I swear isn't long before it's left off
mootykins 02.15.13	Walt will kill Skylar, Jessie kilss Walt, Hank kills Jessie
GeebaGooba 07.18.14	Well this prediction was pretty close. Good job OP
WeinerMan 02.22.17	Yeah this was pretty close. Good prediction.
Maco097 02.22.17	Lololololo stupid prediction lolololo
Satellite 02.22.17	i used to work at that denny's lolz it's since been demolished