AGuyIsWatchingYou
08.07.12 | Go to a site without a shitty, overbearing sense of community instead. I suggest RYM. |
Spec
08.07.12 | Hi there. Welcome. |
ViperAces
08.07.12 | Ohmu? More like homu. |
Calc
08.07.12 | RUN MUHFUKA RUN!!!!! |
Shuyin
08.08.12 | hep kat, wheres the link for that compilation that you promised me? |
Shuyin
08.08.12 | oh, welcome to sputnik Ohmu. |
AGuyIsWatchingYou
08.08.12 | I told you leave Ohmu or you'll have to deal with butthurt people. |
AGuyIsWatchingYou
08.08.12 | FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THIS BUTTHURT
IT KEEPS HAPPENING |
Calc
08.08.12 | also the vocabulary is so diverse and eloquent |
Sniff
08.08.12 | As long you like breakdowns and especially Emmure you'll be fine |
breakingthefragile
08.08.12 | Sup yo, I'm Alex, welcome to the sputclub. |
Calc
08.08.12 | extremely* lol |
Calc
08.08.12 | lol its all encompassing but i joke i joke i keed i keed |
AGuyIsWatchingYou
08.08.12 | That's what happens when you have a community in charge of tagging genres silentpotato. |
AGuyIsWatchingYou
08.08.12 | Seriously though what's with that shit, "Alt/Indie", "Alt. Rock" and "Indie Pop"? |
Calc
08.08.12 | keed = kid = kidding = you already knew that so why did you ask |
AGuyIsWatchingYou
08.08.12 | "enlgihten me on a good music community that doesnt incorporate genre tagging?"
RYM, when you let the community in charge you have cases like Last.FM where people tag Kenny G as cool jazz. |
AGuyIsWatchingYou
08.08.12 | Not to mention the other tagging atrocities on Last.FM like "seen live", "i own this", "experimental"
and "indie". |
Calc
08.08.12 | and you tell me how is Kenny G not cool jazz? |
AGuyIsWatchingYou
08.08.12 | Some community members on here like silentpotato are such philistines they haven't even become gay from emotional maturity. |
Calc
08.08.12 | oh no i got it he must be super rico suave smooth cool jazz |
AGuyIsWatchingYou
08.08.12 | "your favorite genres you massive pussy"
I'm more of a psychidelic rock/pop and post-punk fan myself but those both get set to alt. rock/indie or alt. rock.
"and you tell me how is Kenny G not cool jazz?"
I don't answer questions like that, I'm the one making the statement, not the one who thinks it's incorrect. First tell me how you think Kenny G is cool jazz. |
Calc
08.08.12 | "First tell me how you think Kenny G is cool jazz."
i don't, I already said what I really and truly thought of him |
Shuyin
08.08.12 | means gay |
AGuyIsWatchingYou
08.08.12 | Indie is a term people who are too lazy to say "alternative rock/pop" use. |
AGuyIsWatchingYou
08.08.12 | WELCOME TO SPUTNIK ENJOY YOUR STAY |
Satellite
08.08.12 | fuck you |
HitlerIsTheBest
08.08.12 | this guy isnt new. fuck off. |
eternium
08.08.12 | skramz |
SnipeCity
08.08.12 | I hope you enjoy your time here |
AGuyIsWatchingYou
08.08.12 | If I fell off a curb you would catch me qt bcuz u heart me xoxoxo |
AGuyIsWatchingYou
08.08.12 | Wow this site doesn't even allow hearts |
AGuyIsWatchingYou
08.08.12 | RYM is sounding good now ain't it Ohmu? |
silentpotatofan
08.08.12 | potato rocks |
Calc
08.08.12 | lol he called you mr. potato |
silentpotatofan
08.08.12 | good idea as always |
AGuyIsWatchingYou
08.08.12 | I only wanted to be friends from the start ;_; |
AGuyIsWatchingYou
08.08.12 | Probably. |
AGuyIsWatchingYou
08.08.12 | A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders |
Calc
08.08.12 | you guys are dumb...except for darth i'll say randomly |
cisumkintups
08.08.12 | i like this guy.
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Recspecs
08.08.12 | Did this cunt leave already after only 80 comments damn. |
silentpotatofan
08.08.12 | well then |
Recspecs
08.08.12 | SCISSORFUCK ME |
Recspecs
08.08.12 | Whoops wrong thread my b. |
deepintheorchard
08.08.12 | This thread gives me nightmares. |
jungletiger
08.08.12 | some good stuff here. Too many angry stuff though. Are you angry ? :( maybe listen to some mike kinsella or nigga's in paris that might cheer you up :) |
KotoFtw
08.08.12 | You seem like a cool guy. 4 is a phenomenal record. |
toxin.
08.08.12 | Is your username a reference to Nausicaa?
Never thought I'd see the day where that reference shows up at Sputnik.
Anyways, 'sup. Also average age here is like 14, explains everything |
ReturnToRock
08.08.12 | *Crushes average, stomps on it, then runs over it with a bulldozer*
Welcome to the website. Ignore the children.
*Reminisces about when site used to be decent* |
SabertoothMonocle
08.08.12 | seeing refused in 2 weeks.
Regards,
Dolan |
TheFonz123
08.08.12 | this thread made me laugh hysterically |
