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Last Active 12-06-18 12:47 am Joined 07-31-12
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| Everything Ranked
Tired of all these ranked lists clearly getting it wrong so consider this the encyclopedia of true rankings | 1 | | Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Dark Side, Meddle, WYWH, Animals, Piper + Wall, Obscured, Saucerful, Final Cut + Atom, umamagumauma, Division, more, division bell.
there its settled. | 2 | | Radiohead In Rainbows
In Rainbows, OK comp, kid a = bends, king of limbs, amnesiac = msp, hail to the theif, pablo
youre not special, youre wrong | 3 | | Opeth Morningrise
morning rise, blackwater, still life, ghost + dammnation, arms, orchid, watershed, heritige, pale communion, sorceress
i dont even listen to opeth and i know this is right | 4 | | Deftones White Pony
white pony, around the fur, diamond eyes, gore = kylo ren = adrenaline = saturday > s/t
well there you are | 5 | | Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
TDAG > deja > rest
profound | 6 | | Weezer Weezer
blue | 7 | | Green Day American Idiot
american idiot > dookie > nimrod >insomniac > kerplunk (worst game) > tres > dos > uno (mathematically)
what else did they do | 8 | | The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
sgt peppers, revolver, rubber soul, white album = abbey road, magical mystery tour, the rest i havent heard, yellow submarine | 9 | | Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
Ladies and Gents, Lazer guided, pure phase, A n E , sweet heart, let it come down, grace | 10 | | Death Human
national: alligator, high viotet, boxer, trouble, rest
Manchester Orchestra: the river
Bon, Iver: literally everyone knows the true ranking
Death: human, symbolic, rest
Mastadon: leviathan, submission, rest - crack the skye, crack the skye
converge: jane doe because it has a few good songs
Buckethead: no | 11 | | Paramore Riot!
i thought they had one album | 12 | | the the Infected
infected, mind bomb, soul mining, dusk, the inertia at midnight, volume 4, nakedself, burning blue soul, hanky, dusk | 13 | | Swans Soundtracks for the Blind
soundtracks, my father, the seer = filth, they, all, sound, the same, to, me, the burning world | 14 | | Lambchop Pet Sounds Sucks
cutlets, shoulder, rump, loin, leg, shank, neck | 15 | | The Stooges Fun House
fun house, raw power, s/t, rest | 16 | | Merzbow Pulse Demon
pulse demon, tauromachine, flare gun, hybrid, the rest go alphabetically | 17 | | The Fall Hex Enduction Hour
perfect weather, changing of leaves, football season, whiskey, marlboro 27s, apple cider, thanksgiving, halloween, first snow fall, ominous wind chimes, my birthday, raking leaves off your lawn | 18 | | Negativa Negativa
literally anything with any value > negativa > sinternet's opinions | 19 | | Death Cab for Cutie Transatlanticism
transatlanticism, rest | 20 | | My Bloody Valentine Loveless
Mbv: Loveless, EPS 88-91, you made me realize, isnt anything, m b v = tremolo, feed me, xtc
fruits: avocado, guava, tomatoes, mangos, strawberries, kiwi, nectarines, oranges, bannananas, grapes, coconut, pineapple, honeydew, melon, watermelon, apples
vegetables: onions, peppers, garlic, potatoes, spinach, peas, cucumber, carrots, brocoli, corn, asparagus, eggplant, brussel sprouts, | 21 | | DJ Shadow Endtroducing...
TimeSplitters 2 story missions: Siberia, NeoTokyo, Wild West, Notre Dame, Chicago, Robot Factory, Planet X, Atom Smasher (ugh), Space Station | 22 | | Between the Buried and Me Colors
colors: purple, blue, black, green, red, pink, orange, yellow, white, brown
music websites: all sites I (erm, the alrgarithm im using) haven't found yet > how I assume rym is > sput > consequence > all music > anything devoted soley to metal > pitchfork | 23 | | Dictaphone M.=Addiction
final fantasy: uhhh
Mario games: Smash bros melee, sunshine, odessey, super mario bros 4 the ds, paper mario, galaxy, every other game | 24 | | Tool Ænima
Aenima, lateralus, 10k days, undertow
Seems obvious | 25 | | Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill
Canadian Prime Ministers: Sir John A. Macdonald, Sir Iglu Pooteen, William Lyon Mackenzie, Mr. Van "eh?" Coover, Sir Wilfred Laurier, Sir Maypal Leevs, Sir Robert Borden, Aiss Huckey, Joe Clark
horses: sagitarious (represent), pegasus, regular horse, zebra, donkey, user jac, mule, shadowmire, pony | 26 | | Black Malachite Distortion World
Black Malachite; 0 > distortion world = void = black malachite = we all come to an end = motion = our demons = reaper roots > nightfall
fuck nightfall | 27 | | Blink-182 Enema of the State
blink – 182: enemas > enema of the state > s/t > rest
caimonjesus' suggestion's ranked: shades of demin, gauges of copper wire, clocks, flightless birds, slavic countries = time zones, green vegetables, fabrics, types of lightbulbs, slavakian hockey players, types of seed potato, dead porn stars, skin color, different fish scents, anything ska related, hellraiser movies, | 28 | | ZZ Top ZZ Top's First Album
facial hair ranked: 5 oclock shadow, full beard, goatee, soul patch, an attempt at a beard, chin strap, mutton chops, pubic stache
two dimensional interspecies watersports >: syntax error/332 | 29 | | E-Rotic Sex Affairs
fetishes: voyeurism, bdsm, roleplaying, spanking, latex, orgies, piss, cuckholding, feet, lithophilia, cross dressing, acrotomophilia, necrophilia, diapers, melissaphilia, furries, loliporn, pedophelia
dildo material ranked: silicone, cyberskin, jelly (get gross quickly), glass (looks great on a mantle but not very practical), acrylic | 30 | | The December Sound The Silver Album
users ranked: users who 5d The Silver Album, hal1ax, users who 4.5d TSA, Tyler., users who 4d TSA, users who haven't rated TSA, user who 3d TSA, user who 1.5d TSA | 31 | | Robert Rich Somnium
simpsons: season 4, 6, 5, 3, 8, 7, 2, 1, 10, 12 thru 16 except 15, 17, 19 rest
sienfield: season 4, 8, 5, 7, 6, 3, rest
ambient artists: the best one > the rest | 32 | | Boards of Canada Geogaddi
Board of Canada: Geogoaddi (by a fractional value) > Music has the Right > Campfire > Tomorrow's Harvest
fyi tyler. | 33 | | Prince The Black Album
lists ranked: this list, rec lists, tournie lists, leaving sputnik forever lists, featured lists, check my new album lists, personal story lists, 10k comments lists, 1k ratings lists, new black malachite lists, subjective ranking lists | 34 | | Fetty Wap Fetty Wap
fast & the furious: OG, tokyo drift, six, the one with the safe, seven, rest except for 2, 2
if this wasn't the objective truth i'd day the algorithm doesnt like to be told where to rank things | |
TheSpaceMan
05.04.18 | comment any band in here i will rank their lps objectively | DoofusWainwright
05.04.18 | Well, for sput you need to do:
Deftones, Brand New, Weezer, Green day, Muse, The Beatles
For me:
Lambchop! Ok, easier, The The - that's only 6 albums | AsleepInTheBack
05.04.18 | Spiritualized
cause I'm curious
| TheSpaceMan
05.04.18 | pending on the rest dw itll be solved soon | DoofusWainwright
05.04.18 | Deftones ranking is beautiful - except I'd switch Around the Fur and Pony | Lucman
05.04.18 | Here's a couple: The National, Manchester Orchestra, Bon Iver, Paramore, Death Cab For Cutie. Nice rankings too. Agreed with 5 and 7. | bgillesp
05.04.18 | You don't even have opeths best album on your list | bgillesp
05.04.18 | Wait nevermind. You just called it arms. | Demon of the Fall
05.04.18 | Where's Death, Converge & Mastodon? Those be common occurrences round these ere parts. | Prancer
05.04.18 | rank buckethead discography pls | Mentasm
05.04.18 | plz rank Merzbow | ExecutiveExecuterexe
05.04.18 | rank Any Band In Here | AlexKzillion
05.04.18 | Your Radiohead ranking is pretty much spot on
Your Deftones ranking on the other hand... | Zeuzo
05.04.18 | Radiohead ranking: fine
Deftones: delet | Prancer
05.04.18 | nah king of limbs way too high | CharacterMusings
05.04.18 | Rank swans | Sharkattack
05.04.18 | Rank the stooges | Sinternet
05.04.18 | retarded rankings | Dedes
05.04.18 | Rank negativa | butcherboy
05.04.18 | rank The Fall or stay rank.. | TheSpaceMan
05.04.18 | updated a little bit rest are being crunched | Sharkattack
05.04.18 | That is the correct stooges ranking thank you for not letting me down | TheSpaceMan
05.04.18 | "lmao most of these are wrong" they are objective, you can cry at the rankings all you want i put none of my personal opinions into these | Mentasm
05.04.18 | where's merzbow???? I'm still waiting bub | TheSpaceMan
05.04.18 | updated | TheSpaceMan
05.04.18 | ok up to date | bgillesp
05.04.18 | Do The Tiger Lillies | Tyler.
05.04.18 | hey man i like and suppoort this list but you have the wrong weezer album up there
| Sharkattack
05.04.18 | It’s literally the only decent weezer album | TheSpaceMan
05.04.18 | guys i dont choose these rankings i just agree with them | Tyler.
05.04.18 | rank
mbv
fruitshs
and vegetables | Chortles
05.04.18 | rank ts2 campaign missions 8) | TheSpaceMan
05.04.18 | love you chortles
updated | Tyler.
05.04.18 | apples are last????????????????
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh | TheSpaceMan
05.04.18 | yeah i guess so
makes sense, apples are for children | Tyler.
05.04.18 | grapes and oranges are for children | TheSpaceMan
05.04.18 | no way children can handle oranges its overwhelming trying to eat them sometimes
grapes are universal | bgillesp
05.04.18 | rank colors and music websites | Spacesh1p
05.04.18 | Animals > | hal1ax
05.04.18 | wat the fukk u omitted the two best fruits
nectarine / honeydew
but i respect avocado at 1 that is a nice pick | hal1ax
05.04.18 | also onion is indeed #1 vegetable | Spacesh1p
05.04.18 | Broccoli, asparagus and sprouts should be higher imo, also where is kale? GOAT leafy green | TheSpaceMan
05.04.18 | updated, included additional fruits that the fact crunching machine missed | TheSpaceMan
05.04.18 | the alrgithmn im using to compile the hard facts apparently acknowledges that kale is a mistake and did not rank it | zakalwe
05.04.18 | This is monumental.
Swans lol | Spacesh1p
05.04.18 | Leafy greens ranked:
Kale
Arugula
Chard greens
Spinach
Mixed greens
Butter lettuce
Romaine
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Iceberg | butcherboy
05.04.18 | hahahahaha.. amazing The Fall and Swans rankings.. cheers! | DinosaurJones
05.04.18 | Fuck it man, rank the Final Fantasy games. | Mentasm
05.04.18 | plz rank every game that has Mario in it | Dedes
05.05.18 | Kale and spinach owns
Romaine is tolerable
Iceberg is generic lettuce but i still love it | TheSpaceMan
05.05.18 | updated
remember these are the truth | Chortles
05.05.18 | notre dam is one of the most memorable ones for me :D | TheSpaceMan
05.05.18 | It's been CRUNCHED | BREAKDOWNS
05.05.18 | this is a good list | CaimanJesus
05.05.18 | Canadian prime ministers | TheSpaceMan
05.05.18 | okay up to date | Sharkattack
05.05.18 | Rank types of horses and other horse-like creatures like zebras and donkeys and shit | Sharkattack
05.05.18 | If you want to add mythological shit like centaurs that’s cool too | TheSpaceMan
05.05.18 | okie dokie its been computated | onionbubs
05.05.18 | black malachite
blink-182 | Gyromania
05.05.18 | Fuck me this list is awful. Sgt peppers, blue, American idiot... Come on man lol. I mean dome of these are right, but damn you for having a different opinion. 5.6/10 | CaimanJesus
05.05.18 | Types of light bulbs
Fabrics
Gauges of copper wire
Pedophiles
Time zones
Slovakian hockey players
Shades of denim
Slavic countries
Types of seed potato
Clocks
Skin colors
Green vegetables
Flightless birds
Hellraiser movies
Dead porn stars
African American Ska artists
Different fish scents | Astral Abortis
05.05.18 | I can confirm this is all objectively correct | hal1ax
05.05.18 | Styles of facial hair need to be ranked
And fetishes | Sharkattack
05.05.18 | List is goat | EphemeralEternity
05.05.18 | two dimensional interspecies watersports >
credit: ala | TheSpaceMan
05.05.18 | updated
| EphemeralEternity
05.05.18 | cheers | TheSpaceMan
05.05.18 | i hope that was the answer you/they were looking for | Sharkattack
05.05.18 | Lol I like how literal enamas are ranked higher than the actual album | platnum
05.05.18 | Dildo material ranked | platnum
05.05.18 | Pineapples are sublime you.... monster | TheSpaceMan
05.05.18 | had to give the program a rest its been running hot all day, all inquires will eventually be processed | TheSpaceMan
05.06.18 | everything is up to speed, feel free to offer more | TheSpaceMan
05.06.18 | thats the way i see all users so if you want specific ppl ranked you need to ask for them | Toad
05.06.18 | Wow half of these are dead on and half of these I can't even imagine how you'd arrive at your opinion
Clearly we are both geniuses | TheSpaceMan
05.06.18 | these were mathematically sorted bro its all objective the ones you cant imagine are where your taste is bad.
but its okay cause yea we are both geniuses | TheSpaceMan
05.06.18 | like seriously 50% good taste is better than most | TheSpaceMan
05.06.18 | i am the way that i am yeah im really sorry | Sharkattack
05.06.18 | If this is objective then rank every season of the simpsons | Sharkattack
05.06.18 | But if that’s too many do like seinfield or something | TheSpaceMan
05.06.18 | anything has a true ranking | hal1ax
05.06.18 | fck yes | TheSpaceMan
05.07.18 | updated cause Tyler. was confused | Sharkattack
05.07.18 | Hmmmm rank types of lists like album ranked lists, personal story lists, favorite band lists, etc | TheSpaceMan
05.07.18 | calculated | Mentasm
05.07.18 | plz rank the fast & furious franchise. Tokyo Drift is objectively the best F&F movie so let's see if your alrgithmn is up to the task. | TheSpaceMan
05.08.18 | u got it |
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