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03.29.20 Help12.17.19 HBD
10.23.18 Favorite Color05.27.18 Please recommend TheSpaceMan some music
05.04.18 Everything Ranked03.13.18 Shoutout to the Lurkers//New/Timid and
03.01.18 The December Sound - The Silver Album11.19.16 The Rainbow Album
05.15.15 What Media Player Do You Use?01.07.15 Music Decade Battle
10.22.14 Got Any 90s Recs?06.26.14 A Changed (space)man
06.20.14 Guess The Album06.15.14 Deep And Enlightening Question
05.21.14 Got Pulled Over Last Night05.16.14 Forever Changes Vs Odessey And The Orac
04.01.14 Echoes Vs 211207.24.13 Album & Drug Comparisons

Everything Ranked

Tired of all these ranked lists clearly getting it wrong so consider this the encyclopedia of true rankings
1Pink Floyd
The Dark Side of the Moon

Dark Side, Meddle, WYWH, Animals, Piper + Wall, Obscured, Saucerful, Final Cut + Atom, umamagumauma, Division, more, division bell.

there its settled.
In Rainbows

In Rainbows, OK comp, kid a = bends, king of limbs, amnesiac = msp, hail to the theif, pablo

youre not special, youre wrong

morning rise, blackwater, still life, ghost + dammnation, arms, orchid, watershed, heritige, pale communion, sorceress

i dont even listen to opeth and i know this is right
White Pony

white pony, around the fur, diamond eyes, gore = kylo ren = adrenaline = saturday > s/t

well there you are
5Brand New
The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me

TDAG > deja > rest


7Green Day
American Idiot

american idiot > dookie > nimrod >insomniac > kerplunk (worst game) > tres > dos > uno (mathematically)

what else did they do
8The Beatles
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

sgt peppers, revolver, rubber soul, white album = abbey road, magical mystery tour, the rest i havent heard, yellow submarine
Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space

Ladies and Gents, Lazer guided, pure phase, A n E , sweet heart, let it come down, grace

national: alligator, high viotet, boxer, trouble, rest

Manchester Orchestra: the river

Bon, Iver: literally everyone knows the true ranking

Death: human, symbolic, rest

Mastadon: leviathan, submission, rest - crack the skye, crack the skye

converge: jane doe because it has a few good songs

Buckethead: no

i thought they had one album
12the the

infected, mind bomb, soul mining, dusk, the inertia at midnight, volume 4, nakedself, burning blue soul, hanky, dusk
Soundtracks for the Blind

soundtracks, my father, the seer = filth, they, all, sound, the same, to, me, the burning world
Pet Sounds Sucks

cutlets, shoulder, rump, loin, leg, shank, neck
15The Stooges
Fun House

fun house, raw power, s/t, rest
Pulse Demon

pulse demon, tauromachine, flare gun, hybrid, the rest go alphabetically
17The Fall
Hex Enduction Hour

perfect weather, changing of leaves, football season, whiskey, marlboro 27s, apple cider, thanksgiving, halloween, first snow fall, ominous wind chimes, my birthday, raking leaves off your lawn

literally anything with any value > negativa > sinternet's opinions
19Death Cab for Cutie

transatlanticism, rest
20My Bloody Valentine

Mbv: Loveless, EPS 88-91, you made me realize, isnt anything, m b v = tremolo, feed me, xtc

fruits: avocado, guava, tomatoes, mangos, strawberries, kiwi, nectarines, oranges, bannananas, grapes, coconut, pineapple, honeydew, melon, watermelon, apples

vegetables: onions, peppers, garlic, potatoes, spinach, peas, cucumber, carrots, brocoli, corn, asparagus, eggplant, brussel sprouts,
21DJ Shadow

TimeSplitters 2 story missions: Siberia, NeoTokyo, Wild West, Notre Dame, Chicago, Robot Factory, Planet X, Atom Smasher (ugh), Space Station
22Between the Buried and Me

colors: purple, blue, black, green, red, pink, orange, yellow, white, brown

music websites: all sites I (erm, the alrgarithm im using) haven't found yet > how I assume rym is > sput > consequence > all music > anything devoted soley to metal > pitchfork

final fantasy: uhhh

Mario games: Smash bros melee, sunshine, odessey, super mario bros 4 the ds, paper mario, galaxy, every other game

Aenima, lateralus, 10k days, undertow

Seems obvious
25Alanis Morissette
Jagged Little Pill

Canadian Prime Ministers: Sir John A. Macdonald, Sir Iglu Pooteen, William Lyon Mackenzie, Mr. Van "eh?" Coover, Sir Wilfred Laurier, Sir Maypal Leevs, Sir Robert Borden, Aiss Huckey, Joe Clark

horses: sagitarious (represent), pegasus, regular horse, zebra, donkey, user jac, mule, shadowmire, pony
26Black Malachite
Distortion World

Black Malachite; 0 > distortion world = void = black malachite = we all come to an end = motion = our demons = reaper roots > nightfall

fuck nightfall
Enema of the State

blink – 182: enemas > enema of the state > s/t > rest

caimonjesus' suggestion's ranked: shades of demin, gauges of copper wire, clocks, flightless birds, slavic countries = time zones, green vegetables, fabrics, types of lightbulbs, slavakian hockey players, types of seed potato, dead porn stars, skin color, different fish scents, anything ska related, hellraiser movies,
28ZZ Top
ZZ Top's First Album

facial hair ranked: 5 oclock shadow, full beard, goatee, soul patch, an attempt at a beard, chin strap, mutton chops, pubic stache

two dimensional interspecies watersports >: syntax error/332
Sex Affairs

fetishes: voyeurism, bdsm, roleplaying, spanking, latex, orgies, piss, cuckholding, feet, lithophilia, cross dressing, acrotomophilia, necrophilia, diapers, melissaphilia, furries, loliporn, pedophelia

dildo material ranked: silicone, cyberskin, jelly (get gross quickly), glass (looks great on a mantle but not very practical), acrylic
30The December Sound
The Silver Album

users ranked: users who 5d The Silver Album, hal1ax, users who 4.5d TSA, Tyler., users who 4d TSA, users who haven't rated TSA, user who 3d TSA, user who 1.5d TSA
31Robert Rich

simpsons: season 4, 6, 5, 3, 8, 7, 2, 1, 10, 12 thru 16 except 15, 17, 19 rest

sienfield: season 4, 8, 5, 7, 6, 3, rest

ambient artists: the best one > the rest
32Boards of Canada

Board of Canada: Geogoaddi (by a fractional value) > Music has the Right > Campfire > Tomorrow's Harvest

fyi tyler.
33 Prince
The Black Album

lists ranked: this list, rec lists, tournie lists, leaving sputnik forever lists, featured lists, check my new album lists, personal story lists, 10k comments lists, 1k ratings lists, new black malachite lists, subjective ranking lists
34Fetty Wap
Fetty Wap

fast & the furious: OG, tokyo drift, six, the one with the safe, seven, rest except for 2, 2

if this wasn't the objective truth i'd day the algorithm doesnt like to be told where to rank things
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