intotheshit
11.24.12 | If you don't have any condoms, just use duct tape. |
HSThomas
11.24.12 | or a sock. |
intotheshit
11.24.12 | A sock doesn't cause pain, though. I want them to feel pain. |
HSThomas
11.24.12 | Depends how crusty the sock is. Are you sure you aren't Eugene Robinson? |
Pennywise_M
11.24.12 | Hey guys have you ever had some unprotected sex and got really concerned about unwanted pregnancy? Cuz i almost did. But im good at pulling out in time WHatuuuuuup |
intotheshit
11.24.12 | Thank god you didn't get her pregnant. |
intotheshit
11.24.12 | I wish, because then I'd be black. |
Pennywise_M
11.24.12 | Right? That would be hazardous. |
intotheshit
11.24.12 | "Right? That would be hazardous."
Next time just stick your dick in a wood chipper. That way we can all be happy. |
Calc
11.24.12 | Practice? We talkin' bout..practice? |
Pennywise_M
11.24.12 | "Next time just stick your dick in a wood chipper. That way we can all be happy."
Everyone but yo momma i recon |
wacknizzle
11.24.12 | Agreed, great advice ;) |
ChopSuey
11.24.12 | "If you don't have any condoms, just use duct tape."
lmao wtf |
peaks40
11.24.12 | lol outcomes |
peaks40
11.24.12 | pop punk makes people too sure of themselves |
wacknizzle
11.24.12 | PULL OUT PULL OUT! |
Pennywise_M
11.24.12 | Oh shit.... CAN YOU PEE IT OUT?????? |
Trebor.
11.24.12 | Sputnik users don't have sex silly |
intotheshit
11.24.12 | "Everyone but yo momma I recon"
What in the fuck does that even mean? I tell you to put your dick in a wood chipper and your best comeback is "yo momma?"
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ChopSuey
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Pennywise_M
11.24.12 | I meant yo momma wouldnt be happy lol dude chill, just fucking around. |
intotheshit
11.24.12 | Assuming I'm angry and not laughing your patethic excuse for a comeback. |
Pennywise_M
11.24.12 | Hahaha, nah man, i just like to go with yo momma jokes for once in a while. I use it as a sarcastic way of saying "I got nothing, so i just go with the dumbest thing i can think of" haha
There was a show with that name?? |
pjquinones747
11.24.12 | We can dance if you want to. We can leave your friends behind. |
ShadowRemains
11.24.12 | themoreira is a 10 year old pit you shouldn't be surprised |
Yuli
11.24.12 | Just don't have sex, guys. That shit's overrated. |
peaks40
11.24.12 | ^what that guy said |
Deviant.
11.24.12 | Fuck you pit, you're getting my seed |
intotheshit
11.24.12 | you're making my balls so wet dev |
bungy
11.24.12 | He's right safe sex is important that's why you should all PULL OUT at the last second |
