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12.04.12 Worst Bands Ever

Worst Bands Ever

The worst shit to come out this decade or further back.

Good lord. These guys can't keep time for shit and that editing was horrible. I thought during the intro that it would be good, but the okay bass line was suddenly destroyed by god awful editing. 0/5
2Above The Graves

Joey Brown, 12 year old prodigy? I think not. I've never heard a worse musician save for Fracture, and that's saying something. But I guess compared to Fracture, Above The Graves is alright production wise, at least until dat vocal track comes in. 1/5

These guys are probably the equivalent of the bastard ginger child that sputnik never wanted. I liked their first album, if only for the drama that surrounded it. These guys were pretentious as all fuck, and it was funny to watch them try and fail to use logic against everyone. Sound wise, they're quite literally cell phone quality. 2/10
4Design The Skyline

One word. Surrounded By Silence. These guys are the worst scene kid bullshit I've ever heard. Listen to this track. Production is obviously better than their competitors on this list, but it's still garbitch. 1/5
5Dr. Acula

Started as a joke, ended as a joke. This disgrace to music has finally been eradicated. Don't believe they could be that bad? The vocalist couldn't even be taken seriously. Also of note is the fact that the supposed 'good guy' in the band gave drugs to two 16 year old's. Classy stuff. 3/5

Five albums and running Victory further into the ground is our 6th place entry on this list. You could say they founded 'BroCore', however that's not true, The Acacia Strain did that. So they're basically a rip off of a god awful idea. Check the sick lyrics. 2/5
7Waking The Cadaver

The vocalist literally sounds like my asshole after a 4 course meal of enchiladas. Also, the production is pretty bottom of the barrel, though not Fracture level bad. 2.5/5

Hey look! A non metal band, great, what a relief right? Wrong. Autotune as fuck, this band got signed based on winning some shitty reality TV show. As we've all learned from the O-Towns of the music world, these things never last more than two albums before falling apart. Just check the ratings for yourself. Not a pretty sight. Holla! 2/5
9Hot Chelle Rae

Oh you pop fellows you. Always having such catchy lyrics. Very intelligent stuff here. If you haven't noticed, I'm not exactly a pop kind of gent. Oh well. Gets an uno, deux, 3/5
10Pretty much any sputnik user created band ever.

Rest, Fracture, Above The Graves, Fantastimo, come on. These guys aren't trying and it's showing painfully. 0/5 and may your mothers regret birthing you.
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