Funeralopolis: Wtf Is A Goth?

Funeralopolis 05.03.13	"This was the first thing i came across when i typed goth into reddit: "Student: "Are you wearing white makeup?" Me: No, I'm just pale. Student: "Oh. Well, you look like a vampire." Me: Throw up hand in a claw gesture and hiss at student as I walk past." is this a goth???
demigod! 05.03.13	both i guess, i think the latter is the more "current" version though the bastardized version i guess, compared to the cure fans lol
PunchforPunch 05.03.13	real goths only listen to post-punk, death rock and EBM
MosesMalone 05.03.13	Hot Topic used to be all goth, but now it's jumping on five years' late to the scene train. I went in there today and they had King Conquer on really fucking loud, which was cool. But then I looked at the shirt selections and left.
Funeralopolis 05.03.13	le screamo is brootal
Cygnatti 05.03.13	"real goths only listen to post-punk, death rock and EBM" this. "fake" goths listen to like "dark" pop rock or what have you. but really, don't worry about this. it is another stupid label, one that doesn't really matter anymore.
PunchforPunch 05.03.13	HAHA DO IT MAN THAT WAS FUNNEH HAHA
BallsToTheWall 05.03.13	Christian death is like so dark. Rozz Williams speaks directly into my soul with his melancholy prose.
ViralOblivion 05.03.13	http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks Maybe this will tell you
Keyblade 05.03.13	do they still exist
Funeralopolis 05.03.13	my roommate is a goth, he is legit cus he has a cane with a wolf head on it he brings everywhere that matches his trench coat and fedora
PunchforPunch 05.03.13	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMSyHpb81fU
Trebor. 05.03.13	They drink go to Denny's and only order coffee all night and smoke cigarettes
PunchforPunch 05.03.13	lmao really?
Wolfhorde 05.03.13	Wait, that's still a thing?
Trebor. 05.03.13	This one fat chick in high school was a goth and she wanted to fuck me but I wasn't having it
ViralOblivion 05.03.13	There's different types of goths tho See- http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks
Keyblade 05.03.13	"Wait, that's still a thing?" exactly what i was thinking
Kman418 05.03.13	i have like the best copy pasta ever that someone wrote to me when they were really really fucking pissed at me it's hilarious
ViralOblivion 05.03.13	most goth chicks are fat as fuck from what I've seen
PunchforPunch 05.03.13	what about those hot cyber goth chicks on vampirefreaks?
Keyblade 05.03.13	we get it lakes, you're queer...you don't have to mention it in every thread
Ovrot 05.03.13	man I wish I had some cybergoth friends
BloodSweatandBeers 05.03.13	funeroplois wth the worst first comment in list history
bakkermaarten007 05.03.13	According to some goth on youtube I had a discussion with: "Goths see the light in the otherwise dark things of the world. For example, death being the end of suffering. Seeing the beauty in the "dark" and "morbid". "
GuanoBumbershoot 05.03.13	I knew a goth back in the day. A year later I ran into her and she was all into cannabis culture and Tupac Shakur.
omnipanzer 05.03.13	wtf visigoth?
GuanoBumbershoot 05.03.13	And, what in the hell is all this steampunk about?
MyNameIsPencil 06.23.13	a dead label.