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|Evesdropping In Wal-mart Today
Sometimes the world surprises me. I can easily say that i've never been more pissed off at people today during the holiday's than i have ever been in my entire life. I mean, judging by what some random people say, I find it difficult to tell just who out there is out for good, instead of making an ass out of themselves. I swear, I feel like the only person in the world who actually cares what people think about me.
Tomb of the Mutilated
"YOUNG LADY, GET OVER HERE OR SO HELP ME I WILL PUT YOU IN YOUR CRIP FOR THE REST OF THE DAY! DO YOU HEAR ME?
Response: Either her accent is off, or this daughter won't be seeing any merry christmas this year.
(From other side of the store) "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME???"
Response: Somebody must have said "Merry Christmas" to a non-believer.
|System of a Down
Steal This Album!
"Yeah, the poor guy got soap in his pee-hole this mornin'"
Response: OOOOOOOOHHH, i've had that happen before, it hurts like hell to pee.
Life is Peachy
(In the CD section) What the hell? Who the fuck does Wal-mart think they are selling this shit? I mean, what. the. fuck? Fuck this. Fuck it all. Just fuck this holiday!
Response: Sweet merciful heavens, they sold out of Justin Bieber