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Evesdropping In Wal-mart Today

Sometimes the world surprises me. I can easily say that i've never been more pissed off at people today during the holiday's than i have ever been in my entire life. I mean, judging by what some random people say, I find it difficult to tell just who out there is out for good, instead of making an ass out of themselves. I swear, I feel like the only person in the world who actually cares what people think about me.
1Cannibal Corpse
Tomb of the Mutilated


"YOUNG LADY, GET OVER HERE OR SO HELP ME I WILL PUT YOU IN YOUR CRIP FOR THE REST OF THE DAY! DO YOU HEAR ME?
Response: Either her accent is off, or this daughter won't be seeing any merry christmas this year.
2Behemoth
Demigod


(From other side of the store) "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME???"
Response: Somebody must have said "Merry Christmas" to a non-believer.
3System of a Down
Steal This Album!


"Yeah, the poor guy got soap in his pee-hole this mornin'"
Response: OOOOOOOOHHH, i've had that happen before, it hurts like hell to pee.
4Korn
Life is Peachy


(In the CD section) What the hell? Who the fuck does Wal-mart think they are selling this shit? I mean, what. the. fuck? Fuck this. Fuck it all. Just fuck this holiday!
Response: Sweet merciful heavens, they sold out of Justin Bieber
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