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Album Ratings 27
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Last Active 09-20-11 12:33 am
Joined 09-20-11
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| Hamster's Hatin' List
so called "Artists"That Make me wanna punch a baby then
immediately go into Killzone mode in a nursing home, from a 30
second sample alone. Lets Count um down in no order. I be drinking
my Hater-ade ,and maybe reading some fanboy hate mail after this is
done. This is a Small list made outta boredom, there are plenty more
of shitty artists out there. | | 1 | Green Day
Why? Simply because every wannabe idiotic scene kid think your punk
music..... For Shame. | | 2 | NickelBack
All your songs sound the fucking same, and you sell millions. I can see them
now "hey guys, same riff, different Horrible lyrics? Cha-ching" I wish i could
throw a pack of angry silverback gorillas in the studio with you while you record.
At least then your records might sound better. | | 3 | Lady Gaga
She Scares the Shit Outta me. Is She a Man? Im pretty sure she was Cast for
the role of Gozer the Destroyer in the 1st Ghostbusters flick. | | 4 | Bring me the Horizon
Somehow, bands like you still manage to cause a rampant increase in the
creatures i like to call "Scenagers" Or Scene teenager kids that know nothing
about real music. Your Horrible, I wanted to cry from the tragedy of your music
actually selling like i did at the end of the green mile. | | 5 | Hawthrone heights
Before scene, there was Emo. Im glad to see a single band could make so many
dudes cut their balls off and act like they hate their lives everyday. Seriously if
you want to do that you could just auditioned for " Boys don't cry". | | 6 | Poison
The 80's: They sucked; Today: they still suck. For I have spoken, they eternally
suck. | | 7 | Country Music
If I wanted to cry about my dog dying , or maybe sing along about how
awesome my tractor is, or just be a creepy back-woods racist, I would listen to
country music. | | 8 | Drake
You sound congested everytime you rap. Your lyrics aren't dope. You annoy me
like an annoying 5 years crying in Walmart. Good day to you sir. | |
Eulogize
09.21.11 | Gay list. | Deviant.
09.21.11 | Wow, I haven't seen something like this before
"Your lyrics aren't dope."
Boy, you sound whiter than Marky Mark | Wolfhorde
09.21.11 | Marxy Marx...
... and the funky Bunch. | TheVileHamsterMosh
09.21.11 | Yup im a white boy, no shame. Haha knew this one was gonna get feedback | TheSpirit
09.21.11 | Yeah five comments, you're a star now. | Deviant.
09.21.11 | "or just be a creepy back-woods racist, I would listen to country music."
Billy Ray Burzum | AngelofDeath
09.21.11 | Varg Brooks | Deviant.
09.21.11 | That was genuinely funny |
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