Killerhit
02.19.16 | The edgier the better |
lyzakthellama
02.19.16 | I lied to my ex-girlfriend about smoking for 10 months |
Archelirion
02.19.16 | I once stepped over the yellow line on a train platform BEFORE the train came. Hard as nails, me. |
Gwyn.
02.19.16 | I once ate a bowl of nails WITHOUT milk. |
Keyblade
02.19.16 | "I once ate a bowl of nails WITHOUT milk."
mr ratburn is that u |
InFlamesWeThrash666
02.19.16 | i once ate Nails the band |
Deathconscious
02.19.16 | pretty hardcore if i do say so myself. |
Deathconscious
02.19.16 | the fuck is an anal holocaust anyways. |
tempest--
02.19.16 | when I have too much to drink and have to vomit, I don't throw up
I throw down instead |
lyzakthellama
02.19.16 | you should know mr adolf |
Deathconscious
02.19.16 | hey, idk anything about an anal holocaust, maybe ask adolf hitler about that. im just a really internally conflicted guy. |
Pajolero
02.19.16 | I once stole money from my grandfather's jacket when I was like 12. |
zakalwe
02.19.16 | I had anal during the holocaust |
BigBlob
02.19.16 | when I was 7 years old I stole some sweets from a shop |
bach
02.19.16 | not a sin but when i was a child i used to hate shitting so i wouldn't shit for like a days. sometimes up to a week. after these shit-fasting periods i would eventually have to pass a basilisk sized stool so in a way i know the pain women go through during childbirth |
tempest--
02.19.16 | "I had anal during the holocaust"
the level of butt devastation must have been incredible |
MistaCrave
02.19.16 | One time when I was younger I didn't turn in my homework on time. My teacher said that if I did it again I would get a detention. I didn't want to risk it so I never did it again, but goddamn it was so rebellious |
Sniff
02.19.16 | I (illegally) download all my music!!! |
magicuba
02.19.16 | 18 % of hardcore punk |
magicuba
02.19.16 | the pie-chart says it all |
BeyondCosby
02.19.16 | I drugged and raped dozens of women all while portraying a loving and wise father on national T.V. I then went on to make jokes about it in my comedy sketches and autobiographies. |
wtferrothorn
02.19.16 | I stole a lollipop from a gas station when I was 4 (true story btw) |
YetAnotherBrick
02.19.16 | i wrote a kind of violent erotica story when i was bored at this summer program i used to go to when i was in middle school... i was like 11 or 12 i think lmao |
claygurnz
02.19.16 | Lol you got me thinking of School of Rock when Jack Black gets the kids singing NO YOUR NOT HARDCORE UNLESS YOU LIVE HARDCORE. |
Ashen
02.19.16 | list had so much potential. thought this site might be wrought with juvenile/adult delinquency but bach is the only one fueled with rebellion
i grew up in a small trash country town where if you had a problem with someone in school, coach would lock you in the locker room with the person and let you "sort it out"
most of my stories aren't notably comical |
Pangea
02.19.16 | Not at all really |
ZippaThaRippa
02.19.16 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-mPnmfrm6I |
magicuba
02.19.16 | I offer tea only to guests I especially like |
LotusFlower
02.19.16 | I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week, while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes. |
onionbubs
02.19.16 | i am post hardcore |