MuhNamesTyler
05.05.12 | fuck that guy |
UnnamedOcean
05.05.12 | Please explain to Sputnik |
J0ckstrapsFTW
05.05.12 | Lol that sucks |
Satellite
05.05.12 | did you try for anal? no matter the response, i'm certain that the answer to that question was your mistake. |
Recspecs
05.05.12 | I don't know I've had some shitty dates in my past. Anyone up for a story? |
Satellite
05.05.12 | i took a girl to cedar point once for our first date and a bird shat on her while we were in line for a roller coaster somewhat ironically called the raptor. i am 100% srs and it was awkward as fuck. |
MuhNamesTyler
05.05.12 | lol |
Recspecs
05.05.12 | I took a girl to the state fair and while we were waiting in line for the ride a chick stumbled off and puked all over her. Needless to say, my girlfriend proceeded to vomit on the attendant. |
StrangerofSorts
05.05.12 | damn...
I had a pretty good date last night, but I guess that's boring. |
Satellite
05.05.12 | 50$ for food on a first date? hope you at least got some over-the-clothes action for that. |
Recspecs
05.05.12 | Well there is always free internet porn. |
deathofasalesman
05.05.12 | The first time I took my girlfriend out on a date, her dad showed up out of nowhere and that's how we were introduced. I was not prepared at all and shit was awkward as fuck. We cool now though. |
Recspecs
05.05.12 | Ahh that would be awkward as hell. |
macman76
05.05.12 | "but i met this one cool chick who likes converge. i think i might hit her up :O"
Nice, can't say I've met many chicks that dig metal, although I've seen a shit ton of coheed shirts at my school |
Devastator
05.05.12 | Is it bad date story time? Shit man I've got a few if anyones up for it. |
Recspecs
05.05.12 | Yea I got a few more, but they are a tad risqué. |
StrangerofSorts
05.05.12 | Yeh, dude, go for it. Each story is making me want to go on dates less and less but it's good to laugh at things that could potentially emotionally traumatise people. |
Devastator
05.05.12 | Went on a date once and the girls ex walks into the resturaunt we are at. Turns out they were still friends and I got forced into a awkward double date where the two of them told stories their relationship. Fucking awkward. |
Recspecs
05.05.12 | What the fuck Devastator I would have knocked that dumb bastard out. |
StrangerofSorts
05.05.12 | You should have hooked up with his date. |
Devastator
05.05.12 | @recspecs I would have but his date was hot as fuck and I ended up talking to her the whole night. We ended up ditching
the happy couple and went and hung for a while. |
StrangerofSorts
05.05.12 | good man. |
Recspecs
05.05.12 | Haha I would have titfucked the shit out of her.
Got some stories. Tired. Will share later. |
bakkermaarten007
05.05.12 | "it just sucked. double date. awkward. annoying chicks. annoying all the time. the food cost me 50 bucks. they listened to skrillex. I WAS CONSTANTLY FIGHTING OFF AN ANXIETY ATTACK. . and then when me and my room mate were on our way home a car full of cunts through a bottle at mar. they were scared shitless. they like tried to hide in a parking lot and everything. funny shit.
but yeah, i hate dating, and people in general. but i met this one cool chick who likes converge. i think i might hit her up :O"
Man, that sucks. I know what you've must been going through, I have them as well. |
Storm In A Teacup
05.05.12 | "Went on a date once and the girls ex walks into the resturaunt we are at. Turns out they were still friends and I got forced into a awkward double date where the two of them told stories their relationship. Fucking awkward."
That would be the worst date ever, I'd totally take the vomit one, or the dad appearing date over that. |
Imperial
05.05.12 | Threw a beer haha spelling police. |
Wolfhorde
05.05.12 | ". but i met this one cool chick who likes converge. i think i might hit her up :O"
Not to destroy any hopes, but don't make the mistake of thinking "people listenin to good music are kvlt and shit". That could bite you in the ass massively. |
Tyrael
05.05.12 | yeah but Wolf would you date a girl that only listens to commercial crap like say Pitbull and stuff |
Hankpym
05.05.12 | I took a girl to see transformers. We both fell asleep. It was soooooo awkward. We ended up dating for a while but that first date sucked. |
Hankpym
05.05.12 | Dude her ex walked in? Shit. That blows. |
Oathbreaker
05.05.12 | Absolutely horrible taste in music by any standard = don't date
Good taste in music =/= date |
JAV
05.05.12 | How does one through a bottle? |
StrangerofSorts
05.05.12 | "Absolutely horrible taste in music by any standard = don't date
Good taste in music =/= date"
That's still stupid, dude. The girl I'm seeing at the moment has the worst possible music taste anyone could ever have. ever. but it doesn't matter in the slightest because there's a lot more to peoples' personalities than the music they've been exposed to. |
anarchistfish
05.05.12 | Choosing someone based on music taste alone is stupid. Doesn't really bother me but I don't think I could ever go out with someone who doesn't like music at all.
|
ChuckyTruant
05.05.12 | ^ this |
Wolfhorde
05.05.12 | "yeah but Wolf would you date a girl that only listens to commercial crap like say Pitbull and stuff"
A) I don't know who/what that is.
B) Why would I give a fuck? If the person's not being a moron about the music he/she listens to I don't care. It's not like "good musical taste" implies "intelligence/compatibility" or anything of the like. |
ChuckyTruant
05.05.12 | ^ that too |
sniper
05.05.12 | Absolutely horrible taste in music by any standard = don't date
Good taste in music =/= date
stupid |
TheEnigma
05.05.12 | I went to a movie once with a guy who was super awkward. I sat down in my seat, and he sat two seats away from me. He
wasn't going to move, so I had to get up and move over a seat or leave a space between us. |
sniper
05.05.12 | how is that a date then wtf |
TheEnigma
05.05.12 | Idk. I thought we were going as acquaintances becoming friends but then he started being so awkward and I wasn't so sure.
Hardly made eye contact when we went out for coffee after. |
sniper
05.05.12 | he clearly thought it was a date, unless he just thought you thought it was one. maybe you both thought that the other one was being awkward. |
evilford
05.05.12 | yeah dating blows. good luck |
TheEnigma
05.05.12 | No, I can assure you I was not being awkward.
Come in, who goes to a movie with someone and purposely leaves a seat space? |
sniper
05.05.12 | yeah you're right i can't imagine any reason for that. |
anarchistfish
05.05.12 | "Idk. I thought we were going as acquaintances becoming friends but then he started being so awkward and I wasn't so sure."
Big mistake not to make that kinda stuff clear beforehand |
TheEnigma
05.05.12 | "Big mistake not to make that kinda stuff clear beforehand"
Ah well. Happened in high school. |
sniper
05.05.12 | well i think you should be explicit if you are trying to date someone but going as friends can be implied in the absence of being "asked out" i think |
Recspecs
05.05.12 | High school lol |
TheEnigma
05.05.12 | Yeah word. To be honest, in my mind it's up to the guy to make that clear. |
TheEnigma
05.05.12 | High school lol [2] |
BallsToTheWall
05.05.12 | through a bottle at mar
What the fuck does this mean? |
anarchistfish
05.05.12 | "Yeah word. To be honest, in my mind it's up to the guy to make that clear."
It's up to both, don't cop out |
mozambique
05.05.12 | anxiety is a bitch dude |
anarchistfish
05.05.12 | Really down to whoever suggested it in the first place to initially make it clear though |
Recspecs
05.05.12 | Hahahaha |
Tyrael
05.05.12 | 'A) I don't know who/what that is.'
You are so lucky
but whatever |
BallsToTheWall
05.05.12 | Absolutely horrible taste in music by any standard = don't date
Good taste in music =/= date
Yeah cuz music taste makes the person that much better. Scumbags are scumbags. I'd take a nice, quiet girl who only listened to country over any tattooed broad who listened to Discharge or Corrupted. Personality > music taste. |
Tyrael
05.05.12 | Haha you're saying that now
I had a gf who was crazy about shit like The Jonas Brothers, I even had to take her to one of their concerts too. I had to end it cause she was driving me insane. |
Recspecs
05.05.12 | Yeah cuz music taste makes the person that much better. Scumbags are scumbags. I'd take a nice, quiet girl who only listened to country over any tattooed broad who listened to Discharge or Corrupted. Personality > music taste. [2] |
BallsToTheWall
05.05.12 | I don't like dating period. After my fair share of boring/awkward dates I will now only go on one with a girl I legitimately dig and a girl that I can riff with effortlessly.
Musical compatibility is a plus but not a requirement, that's too stingy for me. If we trade off, thats all that matters.
|
Recspecs
05.05.12 | Yeah if she can dig some sappy post-hardcore it's cool. |
BallsToTheWall
05.05.12 | Yah like Boysetsfire
Worst date ever is when the girl only speaks when asked a question. That lack of initiative...laziness...whatever the fuck you want to call it is offputting to the max. |
Wolfhorde
05.05.12 | "I had a gf who was crazy about shit like The Jonas Brothers, I even had to take her to one of their concerts too. I had to end it cause she was driving me insane."
I'm gonna refer to what I initially said, that counts as "being a moron about the music you listen to". Normally, people aren't little screaming fangirls in their minisweater dresses. (yes, I'm also referencing your female pop) |
BallsToTheWall
05.05.12 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic&ob=av2n |
jdennis31
05.05.12 | 'Yah like Boysetsfire Worst date ever is when the girl only speaks when asked a question. That lack of initiative...laziness...whatever the fuck you want to call it is offputting to the max' goddamn seems like so many females are like that nowadays |
Inveigh
05.05.12 | "That lack of initiative...laziness...whatever the fuck you want to call it is offputting to the max."
dude totally true |
Wolfhorde
05.05.12 | "goddamn seems like so many females are like that nowadays"
And for every 5 idiots there's at least one person who isn't. |
StrangerofSorts
05.05.12 | When you have a music taste like mine you learn not to wait up for someone who shares it. -.- |
bakkermaarten007
05.05.12 | ""anxiety is a bitch dude"
fuck yeah it is. and its genetic. all the males in my family have it severly. and most of my uncles started doing drugs because of it, gt really messed up and died. im heading down that same path -.-"
Same here, I'm taking clotiazepam to just be myself in all kinds of social situations. If I don't it's energy draining to constantly try to fight off those attacks against better judgement. Don't know where they come from, only been having them since two years. |
StrangerofSorts
05.05.12 | I'm taking alcohol. |
bakkermaarten007
05.05.12 | "I'm taking alcohol."
Well, I can't smell like liquor all the time now can I? =) |
anarchistfish
05.05.12 | Alcohol kills my anxiety. Practically the exact opposite of my normal self when I'm drunk |
Wolfhorde
05.05.12 | Not really a big secret alcohol is making people "more social" to a certain extent. |
anarchistfish
05.05.12 | Yeah, but in other things it completely reverses my personality too. I know that isn't uncommon
either, but still |
cirq
05.05.12 | 8=======D |
Wolfhorde
05.05.12 | "Yeah, but in other things it completely reverses my personality too. I know that isn't common either, but still"
Meh, drugs can have weird effects on people. I'm more likely to start talking about scientific/philosphical stuff (granted, on a very sarcastic level) when I drank something. |
jdennis31
05.05.12 | wow hep, that sounds awkward as fuck |
Wolfhorde
05.05.12 | That the other people are intoxicated probably also helps though. Booze sometimes make people either seem incredibly more or incredibly less like the retards they actually are. |
Wolfhorde
05.05.12 | No idea what that is. Not sure that stuff's even on the market here. |
StrangerofSorts
05.05.12 | Jesus hep... girl sounds like a train-wreck. |
Wolfhorde
05.05.12 | "Here" is Germany, but it probably just has another name here. A lot of stuff does afaik. |
Storm In A Teacup
05.05.12 | I wish I could fuse half of my high personality with half of my sober personality.
I get anxiety either way, but when I'm high I'm not outspoken enough and when I'm not high I'm easily irritated. |
BallsToTheWall
05.05.12 | Everybpdy I work with is on adderall and barbituates. |
Wolfhorde
05.05.12 | "Everybpdy I work with is on adderall and barbituates."
On.. what? |
BallsToTheWall
05.05.12 | http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0000166/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbiturate |
StrangerofSorts
05.05.12 | "the funny thing is, after we broke up, she dated two of my best friends which was s00per awwwwwk"
I've definitely been there. At one point we're all in a car with this girl and at the same time realise that we've all tapped that. Took a while to get over that one. |
Blackbelt54
05.05.12 | Lol |
anarchistfish
05.05.12 | "Yeah, but in other things it completely reverses my personality too. I know that isn't common either, but still"
*uncommon, typoed
but yeah, sober I act miserable (apparently), socially awkward and barely talk. Intoxicated I won't shut up, won't stop laughing at everything and of course, anxiety about anything goes out the window
"and this "prozac" shit they perscribed me doesnt do shit"
If I ever got prescribed that I wouldn't touch it |
anarchistfish
05.05.12 | cos from what I've heard, unless I've been misinformed, it just kills all your emotion. I mean, I know
that's its point, but it doesn't seem worth it |
Blackbelt54
05.05.12 | I don't drink, but I am generally loud and I speak what's on my mind and Im not bothered by awkward situations. It has its pros and cons |
Blackbelt54
05.05.12 | Lol same here |
anarchistfish
05.05.12 | "i pretty much always tell it like it is"
badman |
Wolfhorde
05.05.12 | "punched in my extremely large nose"
I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.
My only "social problem" is probably that I'm "too sarcastic" for some people.
|
Blackbelt54
05.05.12 | Yeah I probably overdo sarcasm sometimes too |
Wolfhorde
05.05.12 | Nah, you got it all wrong. Sarcasm is a tool depending on the wit of who it is used by. Also, certain people say things that are JUST screaming for a sarcastic comment. |
Iamthe Nightstars
05.05.12 | I took a girl to see Bruno. I didn't know it was going to be a gay porn. |
StrangerofSorts
05.05.12 | Sarcasm's fine as long as it's not like you're belittling them. |
Wolfhorde
05.05.12 | Depending on what you define as "belittle", them feeling insulted or actually saying something with that exact intent. I usually only belittle people sarcastically if they're reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally annoying or stupid as fuck. |
Devastator
05.05.12 | I took a girl to see The Dark Knight once, she said she didnt like it halfway through and left. I didn't give two shits and kept watching. |
StrangerofSorts
05.05.12 | "Depending on what you define as "belittle", them feeling insulted or actually saying something with that exact intent. I usually only belittle people sarcastically if they're reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally annoying or stupid as fuck."
Them feeling insulted. Even if people initially think it's in good fun, constant sarcasm can give the impression that the other person really isn't taking them seriously. Sarcasm also has the annoying connotation of steering away conversation from something a little more genuine, which is not often good in a date situation. |
Wolfhorde
05.05.12 | That's utterly ridiculous. If you'd care for ANYBODY "feeling insulted" by SOMETHING you say you probably couldn't say half the things you do since you would probably almost always "offend someone". (also, who the fuck's talking about dating situations? if I'd date a chick in the first place I'd probably not go all Robert Downey Jr. on her ass)
In certain cases it might be more sensical not to take them seriously. And once again, sarcasm depends a lot on how it is used. It has way too much of a negative stigma, just like "propaganda". |
StrangerofSorts
05.05.12 | It's not hiding behind anything, it's just being courteous. Talking to someone who's being sarcastic all the time is difficult on top of anything else. |
auberginedreams
05.05.12 | it couldn't be worse than this guy's date
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191 |
Spec
05.05.12 | My last few dates have been excellent. |
Recspecs
05.05.12 | "I took a girl to see The Dark Knight once, she said she didnt like it halfway through and left. I didn't give two shits and kept watching."
Overrated movie. |
Spec
05.05.12 | The worst is when they have no sense of humor. |
Recspecs
05.05.12 | "The worst is when they have no sense of humor."
Fuck, that really is the worst. |
HitlerIsGod
05.05.12 | "Overrated movie."
it really is. every scene without the joker was a yawn fest. |
Wolfhorde
05.05.12 | "The worst is when they have no sense of humor."
Although this is somewhat true, it's also a paradoxical statement. I could understand not laughing at someone quoting memes, big bang theory and similar all day. |
Recspecs
05.05.12 | He did a good job, I just think people overpraised him because of his death (RIP). |
HitlerIsGod
05.05.12 | big bang theory is fucking terrible. |
macman76
05.05.12 | ""Overrated movie."
it really is. every scene without the joker was a yawn fest."
What? I am never been less bored than when I watch the Dark Knight |
macman76
05.05.12 | I hate the big bang theory, it's two and a half men with nerd jokes |
Wolfhorde
05.05.12 | Exactly. So the "humor" thing is VEEEEEEEERY vague, although people being exaggeratedly serious are kinda retarded. |
Kimm
05.05.12 | This one time I was hanging out with a bunch of friends at the Calgary Stampede (basically a traveling carnival/rodeo) and one of my friends brought his (I don't say this to be mean) totally socially inept brother.
His brother decided that upon meeting me for the first time, he really liked me from the get go. Being 15 and kinda uncomfortable with that sort of situation, I tried my best to avoid any sort of one on one contact with him.
The six of us decided to go on the sky-ride in pairs and we ended up riding together. It was so long and awkward. |
HitlerIsGod
05.05.12 | two and a half men sucked too. |
Spec
05.05.12 | Went to the casino with a girl once. She didn't even try to enjoy herself or make any sort of conversation whatsoever. Sort of the type that had to get her way. |
Kimm
05.05.12 | And the story continues. |
Spec
05.05.12 | Granted it's a dumb place to go but the people driving get to choose location. |
someguest
05.05.12 | was she insanely wet though?
that would make up for the beer bottle. |
Spec
05.05.12 | Chill Kimm. |
someguest
05.05.12 | ignore the wimp, spec. |
Spec
05.05.12 | Don't know how she catches every post I make that mentions a female. |
macman76
05.05.12 | "two and a half men sucked too."
Yes, thus he nerdy knockoff is awful as well |
Recspecs
05.05.12 | Wait.
Did
Spec
and
Kimm
date
in
the
past
in
real
life
? |
Recspecs
05.05.12 | PLOT TWIST |
Kimm
05.05.12 | "Chill Kimm."
My comment wasn't directed at you in any way shape or form lol. Goof! |
Devastator
05.05.12 | And that's your M. Night Shamylan twist of the day! |
macman76
05.05.12 | "And that's your M. Night Shamylan twist of the day!"
I saw it coming |
Recspecs
05.06.12 | Holy fucking shit the plot thickens omg wow I need a drink. |
VisionsFromTheDarkSide
05.06.12 | "It was so long and awkward."
Set yourself up there |
Devastator
05.06.12 | Gotta get some popcorn man this is getting good. Hey Recspecs can I get a drink? |
Kimm
05.06.12 | Yeeah we broke up a year a half ago. To the day, actually. :p |
macman76
05.06.12 | Nice |
Kimm
05.06.12 | No hard feelings, it was MU-TU-AL. |
Recspecs
05.06.12 | "Hey Recspecs can I get a drink?"
Yeah just got a 12 pack of Heineken its time to bro down during this domestic dispute. |
bakkermaarten007
05.06.12 | You guys drink Heineken? Can't you get your hands on some Jupiler? |
Recspecs
05.06.12 | It's a brodown, of course I'm drinking Heineken. |
Devastator
05.06.12 | Lol brodown throwdown, was hoping you would have something edge friendly like apple juice. |
Imperial
05.06.12 | "Went on a date once and the girls ex walks into the resturaunt we are at. Turns out they were still friends and I got forced into a awkward double date where the two of them told stories their relationship. Fucking awkward." [2]
I would have got up and left. That fucking blows ass. I have a hard enough time with my girlfriend trying to tell me shit about her ex boyfriends and I have to hold back punching her in the face. |
Recspecs
05.06.12 | "Lol brodown throwdown, was hoping you would have something edge friendly like apple juice."
Will sweet tea do you justice? |
Devastator
05.06.12 | "will sweet tea do you justice?"
Your to kind my friend. Yes it would be just fine. |
Recspecs
05.06.12 | Hell yeah. |
Devastator
05.06.12 | Time to get this brodown going now! |