Samshine: Zombie Apocalypse

Samshine 04.11.11	fucking album art
Trebor. 04.11.11	I'm going to Walmart when the Zombies come. Oreos plus hunting rifle.
Scoot 04.11.11	Hovercraft
Satellite 04.11.11	http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
SloppyMilkshake 04.11.11	You sure you wants Swans playing while the apocalypse is going on? When cabin fever sets in, they'll make you wanna commit suicide. Then again, I would say the same thing about Porcupine Tree. Not necessarily because they're bleak or depressing, but because they suck. Anyways, Walmart is the only viable option. Keep the old people greeters too, they can be used as decoys.
Gnocchi 04.11.11	lol ^^
Emim 04.11.11	I'll be fine with my samurai sword. And a console to enable invincibility.
Deviant. 04.11.11	Just give me Rutger Hauer and I'll make it through the apocalypse
Strider 04.11.11	Should be fun
Samshine 04.11.11	First Aid Kit, Health Pack.. Same shit different asshole.
witchxrapist 04.11.11	THIS IS A SPARK OF LIFE
Satellite 04.11.11	what?
ConsiderPhlebas 04.11.11	I think if you brought one infected person into any major european city you'd have a few million zombies pretty quickly. The human race has clawed it's way to the top of the food chain, but that doesn't mean it's ready for anything. And their point about natural predators assumes that animals will be fine around the re-animated dead.
Satellite 04.11.11	oh haha my bad stokes
taxidermist 04.11.11	I'd also run to Wal-Mart.
AngelofDeath 04.11.11	Don't forget herbs and first aid spray.
AngelofDeath 04.11.11	Oh, and list is pretty schweet. 1-6 ftw.
MO 04.11.11	Gimme a sledgehammer and I'll be set.
Wolfhorde 04.11.11	Pft, Zombies. We got arms.
North0House2 04.11.11	All you need is Rosie O'Donnell. Perfect meat shield.
witchxrapist 04.11.11	Let's talk about the metalcore band.
ConsiderPhlebas 04.11.11	jesus you stink somebody piss on you
witchxrapist 04.11.11	I'll pee on you boi ;)
Samshine 04.11.11	Yeah, Walmart does seem like a pretty viable place, except for the fact that there are a lot of entrance areas...make sure you board that shit up good. Leave the old people and the fat people for decoys. Pretty sure i've said this before but uhh ZombieHorde > Wolfhorde.
ConsiderPhlebas 04.11.11	Back when you were a chick I'd have been cool with that. But yeah, the band is awesome.
witchxrapist 04.11.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaNlRk-ZrOU Zombie Apocalypse > thread
North0House2 04.11.11	I'd hang out in a Lowe's. I mean seriously, there are those massive towers of shelves in that place, giant steel platforms that hold boards up high, tons of saws, hammers, wrenches, garden equipment, spray pain/matches for flame throwers and bombs. It's massive. Yeah, I'd say it's a perfect place.
Deviant. 04.11.11	^Yeah, that's cool and everything but I'd rather have Rutger Hauer Seriously, Hobo With A Shotgun. Actually, throw in Danny Trejo as well
Relinquished 04.11.11	"THIS IS A SPARK OF LIFE" ^^BAND RULES
americanmusicmachine 04.11.11	I was also going to mention the band Zombie Apocalypse. To make this comment not worthless: Send More Paramedics.
witchxrapist 04.11.11	Seriously.
BallsToTheWall 04.11.11	Only pussies hide in shelter. I rummage through the barren wasteland with a nos injected panzer tank with three v-12 engines, extra turrets, portable halberds and flamethrowers, and a few detachable missile/grenade launchers. Inside I have duel battle axes, lightsabers, poison balls, Molotovs, chemically enhanced bullets which prove to be more effective in dispatching of the undead hordes, a slew of sub-machine guns, pump shotguns with saw bayonet attachments, F;flexible, aerodynamic outerwear for negating their biting, and a jetpack.
BallsToTheWall 04.11.11	No idea but now I feel morally obligated to fight nazi zombies afflicted with occult properties tonight. I will mediate, then prepare. This will be a reckoning.
PayneTiger777 04.11.11	Just don't go to a mall during the zombie apocalypse and you'll be fine. It also depends on what type of zombies. If we end up with the classic slow moving zombies like in Shaun of the Dead, it will be easy to survive. If we get the sprinting, I'm going to rape you zombies like in 28 Days Later then we are fucked. Steel door - check Lifetime supply of apple juice - check long gardening tools - check Metallica's Ride the Lightning - check Twinkies - check Armored car - I'll make one myself I think I'm good.
NOISECORE 04.12.11	If it turned out like 28 days later we'd be screwed. If it was like Evil Dead it'd be even worse.
NOISECORE 04.12.11	You guys need some grind so you can grind up those corpses. And Lowes wouldnt be bad because there is usually a walmart next door
Samshine 04.12.11	Balls, imma stick with you.
Hawks 04.12.11	Fuck yes I had no idea you liked 6 Sam.
Samshine 04.12.11	@Dev: Is hobo with a shotgun any good? I heard about it, is it legit? @PayneTiger777: Shit.. the only walmart near my house is attached to a mall. Looks like i'm going to ikea or rona. Also, Twinkies, good thinking. As long as they're not snowballs. @andcas: Zombie Survival Guide at hand at all times buddayyy (:
Deviant. 04.12.11	The movie is so gloriously bad
Jebull 04.12.11	balls..you sound like duke nukem.... also: fantastic list! ;D
Deviant. 04.12.11	Hobo With A Shotgun
Samshine 04.12.11	Samsies, i really want to see it.
macadoolahicky 04.13.11	No. Devolucion. Fucking. Owns. Goodbye.