WileyCha0te
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Last Active 01-03-11 5:56 pm
Joined 12-27-10

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 Lists
05.02.12 Wilecha0te's Definitive Guide To Swans ♦04.30.12 Chaotetronica
02.01.11 Cha0te Digs01.14.11 Obscure Depression Songs
01.08.11 Post-punking And Early-gothing01.05.11 Musick For Killing The Ego
01.03.11 Fast, Raw, Thrashy; No Pussy Sh1t!01.01.11 A Tribute To Meatplow!
12.30.10 Alcest Suck!

A Tribute To Meatplow!

I think that the handle "Meatplow" is totally excellent. It is eloquent, to the point and rich with meaty excellence. Even the way it is typed out on-screen is wonderfully understated... like Shaft! Only with a much less obvious phallic reference! Or, it could just be a reference to the Stone Temple Pilots song: "Meatplow". No one will ever know for sure, but we do know this- his reviews are well written, his lists are great, and his name carries the weight of a thousand rabid tigers. And so, I present, a tribute to you, Mr. Plow. Featuring a fine meaty theme. Keep doing what you do Mr. Plow, keep doing what you do.
1 Meat Shits
Ecsatsy of Death

Much like Meatplow; quick, to the point and imbued with meaty deliciousness. There is a 90% chance this band is terrible, but hey, great name!
2Primus
Pork Soda

Stepping briefly away from general meatiness to focus specifically on Pork! The other carbonated white meat!
3Meatknife
Hacked

Uber death/grind bands are always a reliable source for Meat related themes. This band sucks but I have to commend the marketing effort.
4 Meatloaf
Bat out of Hell II

Meatloaf? hate the food, hate the man. I would do anything to watch all of your albums ground up and sluiced through a fat wailing hermaphrodite?s vagina. Eat it Loaf!
5Throbbing Gristle
20 Jazz Funk Greats

While not really meat in the truest sense of the word, it is a close relative and definitely not some pussy vegetable! I also chose Throbbing Gristle because of the Hamburger Lady track? which I do not believe is on this particular album? because I was too lazy to do the research.
6Meat Puppets
Too High to Die

- Is the meat their puppeteer? Do they, so to speak, own a collection of puppets constructed from meat? Or are they, and in fact all of us, simply meaty puppets at someone (or something?s!) mercy? What does this say about humanity? Can?t say I know for sure, but I do know that my dad has owned a copy of this album since I was only a wee little lad and I still haven?t bothered to listen to it.
7Ludacris
Chicken 'N' Beer

It?s not racist because it is an album by an American fellow, possibly of African descent, whose name implies that he addresses the day?s goings-on in an absurd fashion.
8Meatlocker
Meatlocker

....it's where you keep the meat....
9Meathook
Infernal Torture

? it?s the place you keep the meat during a specific stage during its preparation for consumption?. Or it?s wHeRe yOU KEEp THE DECAPITATED REMAINS OF YOUR BUTCHERED FAMILY!! AHHHHH AHHHH AHHH AHHGGGHH
10Meat Beat Manifesto
Subliminal Sandwich

A specifically tailored set of ideals, rules and approaches to the act of tenderizing one?s animal matter (or penis!) delivered between two slices of bread you were not aware you were eating. Didn?t they have a song on the Matrix soundtrack?
11The Smiths
Meat is Murder

While I personally disagree, I do think that everyone needs a little Morrissey in their mouth? I mean iPod?
12 The Meatfuckers
Born to Porn

Oh, well this is just swell! I mean with an album title like ?Born to Porn? I have to check them out. And hey, they love meat so much--- They Fuck It!
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