awhiteguy
11.15.10 | We can thank the wifey for 10, 7, 4, and 2. |
BigHans
11.15.10 | Balls, Satty, LepreCon, Apollo, Deviant. Feit and Maniac are honorable mentions
|
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | Hans, is it your job to do attendance? Nah, I didn't think so.
-1 point for Hans. |
BigHans
11.15.10 | Nobody is on today so it was neccessary. |
Maniac!
11.15.10 | sup guys |
BallsToTheWall
11.15.10 | AHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BITCHES |
KILL
11.15.10 | my band kicks ur bands ass |
BigHans
11.15.10 | too bad KILL is too young, he would be a natural TMF'r |
Maniac!
11.15.10 | "my band kicks ur bands ass"
in a small dick competition |
KILL
11.15.10 | fuckin punks we play black metal and sometimes thrash what do you play radio rock or some shit |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | No, we play the crustiest crust you can find. |
accompliceofmydeath
11.15.10 | I think I qualified other than the having sex with fat chicks or something like that. |
Maniac!
11.15.10 | We're a Julie Andrews cover band |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | Since when is Julie Andrews crust? |
Maniac!
11.15.10 | Her vag is crusty |
Terrifyer
11.15.10 | do u have crusty butts |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.15.10 | We could never play anything as manly as black metal |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | How is black metal manly? You dress in makeup and run around screaming |
Terrifyer
11.15.10 | blackened crust is the best |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | blackened crust? that comes from my butt |
accompliceofmydeath
11.15.10 | just play d-beat. run around and smash stuff with your d. |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.15.10 | Sarcasm.
-1 point for Pit |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | As a member of TMF, you cannot deduct points. I, on the other hand, as the Godfather, can deduct as many points as I want.
-23 points for Jewel
See? |
BallsToTheWall
11.15.10 | Discharge/Agnostic Front cover band. |
Maniac!
11.15.10 | We should start a metalcore band with a crappy drummer. Blake has experience in that department |
AngelofDeath
11.15.10 | Cultish blackened funeral drone or gtfo. |
BigHans
11.15.10 | I say we do a Country/Groove Metal project. |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | I'd have to be the front man. It will be like Jerome's Dream, where we don't even use a mic. That way I can just jump into the crowd and beat the shit out of everyone. |
Terrifyer
11.15.10 | maniac can be the whiny guy on vocals ioi |
BigHans
11.15.10 | Country/Thrash/Groove/Post Grunge Hybrid. |
Maniac!
11.15.10 | I can't do whiny vocals.
I can do baritone though |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | How about we just get a bunch of really expensive equipment and when we perform, we don't plug anything in. |
BigHans
11.15.10 | I have baritone covered Brandon. And rhythm guitar for really easy songs. |
Josh D.
11.15.10 | I'll just accept my honorary membership now (non-official). |
Terrifyer
11.15.10 | i will play clarinet |
BallsToTheWall
11.15.10 | I'll provide the autontuned clean vocals and pink trenchcoat. BRB gonna bang my Gaga blowup doll. |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | Here's the band, so far:
Veigh/Pit- Drums
Hans- Nothing
Maniac- Nothing
That's it. |
BigHans
11.15.10 | i will play clarinet
^ you would. |
Terrifyer
11.15.10 | what |
BigHans
11.15.10 | Pit - Drums/Lead Vocals
Inveigh - Lead Guitar, Duh
BigHans - Roadie/Bouncer
Maniac - Gizz Mopper |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | Don't be jealous of the clarinet, Hans. You play the skin flute, and that's something to be proud of(quietly). |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | If I'm doing vocals, I'm doing my best Mike Hranica impression. |
BallsToTheWall
11.15.10 | Fuck you bitch I am the band. I have charisma. |
BigHans
11.15.10 | I used to masturbate. Constantly.
Name that movie. |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | Airheads |
BigHans
11.15.10 | If we ever do Hootie - let Her Cry, I have acoustic guitar and lead vocals. I can do a Darius Rucker like a mothafucker |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | Stuttering Jon's one and only cameo
I PLAYED D&D 2!! |
BigHans
11.15.10 | Airheads
+25 for Pit |
Maniac!
11.15.10 | I don't wanna be in a band. Unlike you guys, I have potential. |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | Potential to fuck up |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | My name's not Chazz.......
It's Chester. |
BigHans
11.15.10 | the guy wipes his ass with his record contract! |
Maniac!
11.15.10 | Funny, I just saw Airheads a couple weeks ago. Movie rules. |
Josh D.
11.15.10 | And my name's not Chaz...........it's Chester. *gasp* |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | That's the way it is, little bro. Do you think Tommy Lee sat around and waited for the bus? Man, he hustled. That's how come he gets to live in the Hills and pork Heather Locklear.
|
Josh D.
11.15.10 | Fucking pit stole my thunder. I was saying that line over and over that night when my friend yakked in my car. I don't know why. |
BigHans
11.15.10 | WHATS JOHNNY DOIN OUT ON A TUESDAY NIGHT? JOHNNY CANT READ, JOHNNY CANT WRITE! |
BallsToTheWall
11.15.10 | IM GONNA STAB YOUR HEAD OFF......WITH MY DICK |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | What was she on the Clydesdale Scale...? That's how many Clydesdale's it would take to tear her off your face.
|
Josh D.
11.15.10 | Moby Dick
The book or the movie?
They made a book out of that? |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.15.10 | Fractious behaviour, and excluding me from the band.
-90 points for Pit.
TMF has gone through a political evolution. We're a democracy now. |
BigHans
11.15.10 | I think Airheads should be the official movie of TMF |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God? |
Josh D.
11.15.10 | I know you guys think I'm a real dick cheese.........burger, or whatever. |
Maniac!
11.15.10 | Trick Question
Lemmy is God |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | "Fractious behaviour, and excluding me from the band.
-90 points for Pit.
TMF has gone through a political evolution. We're a democracy now."
That's a negative. As long as I am ruler, this will be run without the bureacratic bullshit that is democracy. If this was a democracy, although, I would still rule, and you cannot take points away without proper authority or permission. |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | Well, there's three of you. You're not exactly lone. Shouldn't you be the Three Rangers? |
BigHans
11.15.10 | Ian: You're on the air!
Butt-head: [on phone] Whoa! Am I on the air?
Beavis: Come on, Butt-head, give me the phone.
Ian: [to Beavis and Butt-head] What? Am I speaking English, what did I just say dipshit?
Chazz: So, what do you guys want?
Butt-head: You guys are, like, The Lone Rangers, right?
Chazz: Yes.
Butt-head: We saw you guys at The Wheel Well last month. You suck!
Rex: Hey, come down here and say that, you punks!
|
BallsToTheWall
11.15.10 | Watchin Airheads today. |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.15.10 | Speaking of Lemmy... this might be the best advert ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khJKq_kJK7Q |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | Chazz: Okay, lemme ask you a question: who's side did you take in the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split?
Chris Moore: What?
Marcus: What kind of question is that?
Chazz: Who's side did you take: Halen or Roth?
Chris Moore: ...Van Halen
Ian: HE'S A COP!
|
BigHans
11.15.10 | hold on guys, they had alot of great records with Sammy, give me another chance! |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101081
Anyone remember that? Or is the average Sputniker too young for that? |
Slum
11.15.10 | I still have no fucking idea what TMF is |
BigHans
11.15.10 | NOT THE MAMA! |
awhiteguy
11.15.10 | Show's a classic |
AggravatedYeti
11.15.10 | DINOSAURS! :o:o:o |
BigHans
11.15.10 | Alright, now Im dating myself:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088576/ |
Relinquished
11.15.10 | ok wait how old do you have to be to join |
BigHans
11.15.10 | 23 |
Relinquished
11.15.10 | yet balls is in |
PanasonicYouth
11.15.10 | sup ma niggaz |
BigHans
11.15.10 | yet balls is in
^ Either Balls lied about his age or Pit just made an exception for him due to his ultra-broness |
PuddlesPuddles
11.15.10 | Guys, I've got some bad news....
I'm shutting the studio down |
Athom
11.15.10 | if i remember correctly Kris, you didn't meet the age requirement. |
Athom
11.15.10 | also put me down for guitar i guess |
PanasonicYouth
11.15.10 | o i know i'm jus sayin hi |
BigHans
11.15.10 | Shit I forgot Redsky was in during the initial membership run. Inveigh/Redsky on guitars would be epic. Maybe I should learn how to play bass. |
AggravatedYeti
11.15.10 | maybe... |
Athom
11.15.10 | i had my issues with pit a while back, but now i love that man so yeah. he was a "grower" ;) |
porch
11.15.10 | alright i'll be the producer
i want this thing to sound like reload era metallica
|
Athom
11.15.10 | make it load and we have a deal. i love that album. you will be paid in trident layers |
BigHans
11.15.10 | Porch did you get christened? I cant remember. And yeah, Josh D should have accepted my invite a long time ago because he's an old bastard. |
BigHans
11.15.10 |
i had my issues with pit a while back, but now i love that man so yeah. he was a "grower" ;)
^
Yeah, Im one of the few that got along well with Pit right away, I think Inveigh and I are the only ones because he is usually a total dick to people at first to test them. But yeah, to most he is kind of like the loveable villian in movies who everyone hates at first but ends up rooting for in the end. |
botb
11.15.10 | yeah 1 was really disappointing. |
Inveigh
11.15.10 | Load for the win -- Wasting My Hate, Bleeding Me etc = badassery
porch i want this to sound like early Astley though |
BigHans
11.15.10 | LepreCon plays a mean guitar too I think. One of you should be able to play bass. But seriously, I call any Hootie, Johnny Cash, or Collective Soul songs. |
Athom
11.15.10 | dun nanananananana Yuh! |
BigHans
11.15.10 | are you quoting the Gel lyrics? |
porch
11.15.10 | okay nevermind i'm quitting as producer due to creative differences/insufficient trident layers
|
Inveigh
11.15.10 | you can't at least give our sound the polished sheen of Wham! ? |
BigHans
11.15.10 | get the guy who produced As The Roots Undo. |
porch
11.15.10 | "Porch did you get christened? I cant remember"
do you accept scientologists |
BigHans
11.15.10 | Sure as long as you dont go all Tom Cruise. |
porch
11.15.10 | well just as long as you accept that around 75 million years ago Xenu brought billions of people to
earth in a spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs, we should
get along just fine |
Inveigh
11.15.10 | that sounds plausible |
Deviant.
11.15.10 | "Pit - Drums/Lead Vocals
Inveigh - Lead Guitar, Duh
BigHans - Roadie/Bouncer
Maniac - Gizz Mopper"
I'll handle the official remixes |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.15.10 | Hey I liked Pit to begin with. I found him endearingly difficult. |
BigHans
11.15.10 | Jewel, you mean he wasnt on your epic "cunts of Sputnik" list? |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.15.10 | haha, no. That was sumyunguy, ninjuice and qwe by request |
BigHans
11.15.10 | lol |
Counterfeit
11.15.10 | wtf why arent i in the band. ill slap bass |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | So this started off as a TMF Circle Jerk and ended up a judging of my character. Don't you guys know that sticks and stones will break my bones, but I'll still beat the shit out of you? |
BigHans
11.16.10 | you shouldnt be mad, because we basically said you're awesome in spite of being a dick to most users. That is actually quite an accomplishment when you think about it. |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | Nah, I'm not mad. I just found it funny. |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.16.10 | Threatening TMF members:
-7 Points for Pit |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | You want to be exiled from the TMF, Jewel?
Nah, didn't think so. |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.16.10 | :takes off sunglasses:
Welcome...to democracy.
:puts on sunglasses: |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | Oh yeah?
*takes off sunglasses*
Communism... what a bitch...
*puts on sunglasses* |
Maniac!
11.16.10 | Oh. I see the sputnik retirement home is still going. |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | Dude, I just shaved off my epic beard, so I probably look about as young as you right now. |
Maniac!
11.16.10 | Yeah but I have a chest beard |
BigHans
11.16.10 | if I shaved my beard I would look 12 years younger, minimum. And 30 pounds heavier. |
Maniac!
11.16.10 | I naturally grow mutton chops at the moment, so I have to shave every day or so |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | I just threw up. |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | "if I shaved my beard I would look 12 years younger, minimum. And 30 pounds heavier."
If I looked 30 pounds heavier shaved, I'd be clean-shaven at all times. I always look like a cancer patient when I shave. |
Maniac!
11.16.10 | You bald too? |
BigHans
11.16.10 | Well Pit I go about 260 so its a neccessity for me. What can I say Im a fucking beefcake. |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | Yeah, I got rid of that about 3 weeks ago, because the hair on my head was falling out. My beard was the next victim, so decided I might as well chop it all of rather than continue having a beard with huge holes in it in about a week. |
BigHans
11.16.10 | cant think of what else to say aside from that really fucking sucks. |
Maniac!
11.16.10 | At least you still have your pubes |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | Lol dude, it was kinda funny actually, because I had a huge hole in my beard right underneath my chin. If you looked really close, it almost looked like an animal hard burrowed itself into my chin. No need to have sympathy, because I found it kinda hysterical. |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | "At least you still have your pubes"
Wanna see 'em? |
Maniac!
11.16.10 | Nah but you can use them to replace your beard |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | Dude, my hair is so coarse that it already looked like I had pubes on my chin and jawline, so no thanks. |
BigHans
11.16.10 | I got pubes when I was 6 |
Maniac!
11.16.10 | It took you that long? Man you were a late bloomer |
BigHans
11.16.10 | I grow 6 inches of chest hair a day. Its a problem. |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | Dude, I was born with pubes. My mother thought she was impregnated by an Iraqi refugee |
Maniac!
11.16.10 | I bet you shave your chest like a wuss, Hans. |
BigHans
11.16.10 | I just rip it out with my bare hands and laugh at the pain |
Maniac!
11.16.10 | I do that when the hairs on my balls get in the way |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | First of all, to have hair on your balls, Maniac, you have to be a man. Secondly, stop lying. |
Inveigh
11.16.10 | I groom my pubic hair to look like the beard of a different member of System of a Down on a weekly basis |
Maniac!
11.16.10 | Whether you like it or not Nick, I'm man enough to be planning to serve your country in 2 years. ;) |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | What is it this week? Serg or Daron? Mine naturally looks like Devin Townsend's whole head. |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | "Whether you like it or not Nick, I'm man enough to be planning to serve your country in 2 years. ;)"
Everyone go ahead and bow down to China |
Inveigh
11.16.10 | right now I'm going with the bass player's braided goatee
hangs from the middle of my sack |
Maniac!
11.16.10 | ohhhh. That was cold. |
Inveigh
11.24.18 | fuck yeah m/ |
Hawks
11.24.18 | RIP Maniac |
Inveigh
11.24.18 | RIP in peace |
Hawks
11.24.18 | So much nostalgia FUCK |
WatchItExplode
11.24.18 | Gonna pound a beer and listen to clutch m/ |
Inveigh
11.24.18 | i'm jamming Clutch - Cypress Grove right now
and fuck yeah Hawks, nostalgia ultra |
Hawks
11.24.18 | TheAnalyzer bump just made me cry. |
Inveigh
11.24.18 | fuck chan for outing hans and me
was the best alt ever |
Hawks
11.24.18 | Easily. Nobody has come close except maybe Desdinova but that’s still not as good. |
Inveigh
11.24.18 | got doxxed in the worst way. wasn't the same after that |
Hawks
11.24.18 | Chan was always a fun sucker. |
Inveigh
11.24.18 | indeed. great writer though, i'll give him that |
combustion07
11.24.18 | Lol I forgot about chan. Nostalgia for sure. Sput raised me bitch |
Hawks
11.24.18 | Seriously me too I’ve spent all of my adult life on Sputnik lmao. |
Inveigh
11.24.18 | lol me too. i don't cruise thru often anymore, but when i do it's to post with dudes like Hawks, Balls, Hans, etc |
combustion07
11.24.18 | Same, I think I found this site when I was like 11 or 12 trying to find a White Zombie review lol. Then I made a pretty bad list and got blasted but balls was like metul bro and the rest is history |
Hawks
11.24.18 | I remember being a teenager sitting in my basement trolling Sput at like 3am before I even joined on summer nights listening to the death metal music choice channel and loving life. Shit was so much simpler in those days. |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.18 | Fuck yeah! |
Hawks
11.24.18 | Dude I 5’d an album I just listened to (Ahab - Call of the Wretched Sea) when I first joined and you would've thought they were leaving me for dead like Jesus on the cross lmao. Wiz was the only one that came to my defense. I remember that like it was yesterday. |
WatchItExplode
11.24.18 | I used to shoot shit with the Aussies at 3:00 a.m.. Practically getting up at that time now |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.18 | Vintage Sputnik! |
Hawks
11.24.18 | This thread and you people are the reason I will never leave lol. |
combustion07
11.24.18 | Those old school sputroasts were brutal lol new users getting turned away. Jom need to hand the reigns over to TMF |
Inveigh
11.24.18 | those are the exact kind of sput moments that are why i still hop on this site late night to this day hawks m/ |
Hawks
11.24.18 | Fuck yeah bro. m/ |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.18 | It’s been a hell of a run. |
Inveigh
11.24.18 | a dynasty even |
Hawks
11.24.18 | Oh it’s a dynasty that’s for sure. |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.18 | Oh, it’s true, it’s damn true. |
Inveigh
11.24.18 | the 90s cowboys there is no question |
Hawks
11.24.18 | WOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
Dewinged
11.24.18 | I can't believe I've read the whole thread, but it was a fun read m/ |
Maniac!
11.24.18 | This was like 2 lifetimes ago for me. |
Hawks
11.24.18 | Holy FUCK I forgot about Josh D too lol. |
