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| Christmas Shopping Pet Peeves...
Just got back from the mall for some Christmas Shopping. Over the years there have been a (more than) a few things about this task that bother me... Here are the top 5... | | 1 |  | The Tallest Man on Earth
Shallow Grave
My Biggest Pet Peeve: YOUR OVER-SIZED STROLLER WITH YOUR TODDLER IS NOT A FULLBACK!!! If you whip around a corner, thinking that I will move because you are pushing a stroller, you are sadly mistaken. Walk like a civilized person, and you'll be fine... Use your child as a lead blocker, and I will play chicken with you.... I will win... | | 2 |  | Radiohead
Pablo Honey
The parking space vulture: There is an open spot 2 spaces away, yet you insist on waiting for one 5 feet closer to the door... Sitting there with your blinker on, holding up traffic... If you do this to me, I WILL take my sweet old time.... I may even decide to "Drop some stuff off," take a look at you waiting, then head on back to the store, crushing your hopes and dreams, watching your face as you see someone else take the spot 2 spaces farther away... | | 3 |  | Karnivool
Themata
Parking lot pedestrians: Yes, you have the right of way... Yes, I pay attention to cross walks... Yes, I will stop for you... That being said, If you sprint out into the crosswalk without looking, or answer your phone and stop in the middle of the cross walk, I will make it known, in some way, that you are a douchebag... Because of clueless pedestrains, navigating the mall parking lot should be an olympic event. | | 4 |  | Deftones
Saturday Night Wrist
Floor Sales: You do not know what anyone I am buying for likes. I could take the time to explain for you exactly what I am looking for. OR, I could go grab that fleece staring me in the face, that is exactly what she wants. I appreciate it when you make me aware of promotions and sales I was previously unaware of. I dislike it when you try to push things onto me that I don't need. If I want you to follow me around the store pointing out things I may want to get for people, I will ask.. | | 5 |  | Fair to Midland
Fables From a Mayfly
Abusing a good deed: The giving tree, volunteering for the less fortunate, donating money... They are all GREAT. I do as much, and give as much as I can, especially around the holidays. If you are doing the same, that's awesome. You do not need to make it known to other people, who have no idea who you are. And NO, because you are doing a good deed, that does not mean you get a discount. | |
TheStig
12.04.10 | I do love the season.. But these things drive me crazy | sollopsist
12.04.10 | Absolutely agree with all of these, I'm dreading my christmas shopping | TheStig
12.04.10 | On a brighter note... Turkey's after Thanksgiving: 12 pounde Turkey for $6
But yes Sollopsist, as amazing as the season is... Shopping is a drag | Emim
12.04.10 | I only have one:
PEOPLE. | thunder15
12.04.10 | solution: don't buy anyone anything. that's what I did last year | TheStig
12.04.10 | You know Emim... I probably could have shortened my list by just specifying "People"... However it was therapeutic to write about all of the stupid things they do.. | TheStig
12.04.10 | Thunder... I wish I could do that... That would save money, and save me from getting annoyed | Thane
12.04.10 | Also: people standing around the mall talking, they are usually fat and block the way for everyone. And of course they can't stand near a wall or something, they have to stand in the middle of the fucking way. | TheStig
12.04.10 | Thane, that reminds me... Along the same lines of just being in the way... But when people come out of a store and just stop, trying to decide where they want to go... I say give 'em a little bump | Spec
12.04.10 | If I donate a dollar to dying kids in Africa, do I get a discount?
WHAT?!?!
Well I'll take my donations to Sobey's then, they give discounts. | klap
12.04.10 | i think the lowest life form on this planet are people who wait in line for black friday | Blackbelt54
12.04.10 | agree, especially with 1-3 | TBliss
12.04.10 | Went Christmas shopping today, nightmare. I couldnt agree with 1 more, especially the ones that hold like three kids...stop having and kids and taking up my part of the pavement, urgh. | Defeater
12.04.10 | "i think the lowest life form on this planet are people who wait in line for black friday"
fuck you too mr. klap | TheStig
12.04.10 | Haha yeah Bliss those are the worst... They're so damn huge | kangaroopoo
12.05.10 | slow walkers anywhere and not keeping to one side on escalators | puma35
12.05.10 | on a similar note, these fucking puerto ricans stand in the middle of my hallway at school EVERYDAY and block everyone | BSX
12.05.10 | @puma35 - just walk straight through | puma35
12.05.10 | i try man, i try | BSX
12.05.10 | @puma35 - that's what the freshmen did at my high school. The halls acted like a funnel, so all the upperclass would pick them up and move them out the way or threathen them with violence. | dr2den
12.05.10 | save all your money and buy yourself weed insted of buying stuff for family members fuck them |
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