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Forgive Me, My Impeccable Taste?

Here are a few songs I've been digging lately that seem to be a red mark on my otherwise perfect taste in music.
1Neon Trees
Animal

Holy Blue Balls, Batman, this is fucking catchy!
2Bring Me the Horizon
It Never Ends

Terrible metalcore with a message. The message says, "You've lost all self-respect by listening to this." Trust me, I lost all self-respect at that bar in the Keys about 6 years ago.
3Atreyu
Right Side of the Bed

Nothing says hardcore bro like men in makeup and a fat drummer who'd look better in a dress.
4Bleeding Through
Sister Charlatan

Not on here so much for the song, but really for the band. It's better than the breakdown, breakdown, breakdown, guitar solo, breakdown, breakdown, breakdown formula they've worked with on every single one of their albums
5A Day to Remember
The Plot To Bomb The Panhandle

Catchy faux-hardcore. Is there such a thing?
6La Coka Nostra
That's Coke!

While the lyrics and the beat aren't that bad(Slaine's the shit btw), the fact that this is a bunch of white boys screaming about selling coke is absolutely hilarious.
7New Found Glory
Hit Or Miss

Rediscovered this in a shoebox the other day, and it's been on constant rotation since. Nostalgia can be a real pain in the ass sometimes.
8Michael Jackson
Smooth Criminal

While he was the King of Pop, he was also the King of Cheese. Cheesy song+cheesy lyrics+King of Pop=MOTHER FUCKING WINNAGE.
9Mushroomhead
Bwomp

Maybe the worst song title in history has unnecessary references to Charles Manson. What more could you ask for?
10Switched
Inside

Nothing like angsty-teenage-nu metal to get your day going. Maybe even better than a cup of Foldger's.
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