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Last Active 07-20-20 9:14 am Joined 08-25-10
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| Forgive Me, My Impeccable Taste?
Here are a few songs I've been digging lately that seem to be a red mark on my otherwise perfect taste in music. | 1 | Neon Trees Animal
Holy Blue Balls, Batman, this is fucking catchy! | 2 | Bring Me the Horizon It Never Ends
Terrible metalcore with a message. The message says, "You've lost all self-respect by listening to this." Trust me, I lost all self-respect at that bar in the Keys about 6 years ago. | 3 | Atreyu Right Side of the Bed
Nothing says hardcore bro like men in makeup and a fat drummer who'd look better in a dress. | 4 | Bleeding Through Sister Charlatan
Not on here so much for the song, but really for the band. It's better than the breakdown, breakdown, breakdown, guitar solo, breakdown, breakdown, breakdown formula they've worked with on every single one of their albums | 5 | A Day to Remember The Plot To Bomb The Panhandle
Catchy faux-hardcore. Is there such a thing? | 6 | La Coka Nostra That's Coke!
While the lyrics and the beat aren't that bad(Slaine's the shit btw), the fact that this is a bunch of white boys screaming about selling coke is absolutely hilarious. | 7 | New Found Glory Hit Or Miss
Rediscovered this in a shoebox the other day, and it's been on constant rotation since. Nostalgia can be a real pain in the ass sometimes. | 8 | Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal
While he was the King of Pop, he was also the King of Cheese. Cheesy song+cheesy lyrics+King of Pop=MOTHER FUCKING WINNAGE. | 9 | Mushroomhead Bwomp
Maybe the worst song title in history has unnecessary references to Charles Manson. What more could you ask for? | 10 | Switched Inside
Nothing like angsty-teenage-nu metal to get your day going. Maybe even better than a cup of Foldger's. | |
Intothepit
09.23.10 | I feel dirty. I need to wash this grime off with some steel wool. | Eclectic
09.23.10 | 8 is awesome, no need to be ashamed of it. | Intothepit
09.23.10 | Sorry Prog, I don't allow AIDS to get that close to me. | Apollo
09.23.10 | That BMTH song has been a recent guilty pleasure for me too | Inveigh
09.23.10 | you've been on a guilty pleasures kick lately huh | Intothepit
09.23.10 | Yeah, I have. I've gone from listening to a bunch of indie, post-metal, post-hardcore, and hardcore to listening to a bunch of pop, nostalgic nu metal, and really bad metalcore. | bloc
09.23.10 | 5 rules | Inveigh
09.23.10 | letting your inner teenager out I see | BigHans
09.23.10 | Which In Flames song does 3 rip off again? | Intothepit
09.23.10 | I don't think it does, but I've heard that before Hans. Give me a minute.... | BigHans
09.23.10 | Inveigh knows | Inveigh
09.23.10 | it's The Hive, and it totally rips it off | Intothepit
09.23.10 | Ok, I'm listening to the Hive right now, and yeah, it does. Pretty blatantly, as a matter of fact. | BigHans
09.23.10 | Yeah, its totally blatant from when I compared them a while back. | Intothepit
09.23.10 | Atreyu's a pretty sad excuse for a band anyways, so don't fret. | BallsToTheWall
09.23.10 | WHOS SLEEPIN ON MY SIDE OF THE BED TONIGHTTT HAVE YOU EVER CRIED SO HARD | Slum
09.23.10 | Smooth Crimintothepital.. That was a stretch. | cvlts
09.23.10 | SISTER CHARLATAN, NO ONE CARES ANYMORE
I NO LONGER ADMIRE YOU, THERES NO ONE LEFT TO IMPRESS | Gmork89
09.23.10 | 3 made me lol. | Emim
09.23.10 | ANNIE YOU OKAY? YOU OKAY? YOU OKAY, ANNIE? | bloc
09.23.10 | I'LL RIP THAT SCANDALOUS BITCH IN TWO | DiceMan
09.23.10 | YOU BEEN HIT BY
YOU BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL | taroo
09.23.10 | lol! I like 8 too. | Urinetrouble
09.23.10 | 6 are great sir | puma35
09.23.10 | I actually do like 9 | bailar14
09.23.10 | 7 | fr33convict
09.23.10 | YOU BEEN HIT BY
YOU BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL
[2] | Gmork89
09.23.10 | Smooth Criminal is great. | Masochist
09.23.10 | Smooth Criminal is awesome, as is its Alien Ant Farm cover. In other news,
I'VE LEARNED TO LET GOOOOO! | AnotherBrick
09.23.10 | pit | botb
09.23.10 | 7 rules | fractured
09.24.10 | Never feel shame for MJ, he's awesome. | Hyperion1001
09.24.10 | Holy fuck 8 is so good, only pop artist ever that was good. | sniper
09.24.10 | I lol'd at the scrip for 3. |
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