crowing51
02.05.11 | Results may vary. |
Defeater
02.05.11 | my dick got smaller but my balls got larger
I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker than you'd want to fuck me after saying the word "nigger" |
Irving
02.05.11 | Biology lesson: Did you know that female hyenas have fake penises? (sorry the thread title reminded me of that fact LOL) |
FatChickIrl
02.05.11 | gratz youre still smaller then me |
FatChickIrl
02.05.11 | who said its fake |
TheSpirit
02.05.11 | congratulations your penis is now 4.5 inches |
Mordecai.
02.05.11 | my cock hasn't grown in 2 fucking years. i've lost hope. |
Puzzles
02.05.11 | Good for you, eh? |
FatChickIrl
02.05.11 | dw morde youll find a fat chick one day that will accept you |
Deviant.
02.05.11 | "congratulations your is is now 4.5 inches"
Was going to say the exact same thing |
Defeater
02.05.11 | yeah dude you've upgraded from a regular tic tac to a big tic tac |
FatChickIrl
02.05.11 | lol |
Mordecai.
02.05.11 | "dw morde youll find a fat chick one day that will accept you"
fat chicks do it better. every time they have sex it could be their last, so they fuck accordingly |
Defeater
02.05.11 | a wild snorlax appeared
and fucked me |
Mordecai.
02.05.11 | playin mah pokeflute |
TheSpirit
02.06.11 | oh god a bloc moment |
sublimefan1991
02.06.11 | @defeater - my morals went pfft when the president got oral sex in his oval office on top of his desk off of his own employee. now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me you can't miss me, i'm white, blonde-haired and my nose is pointy.
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Defeater
02.06.11 | I'M THE BAD GUY |
eternium
02.06.11 | Listened to 2 earlier. I don't think I want my penis to grow any larger though. |
UnnamedOcean
02.06.11 | Yeah it's kind of hard to fit it inside small animals already. |
crowing51
02.06.11 | I am aiming to be able to pleasure a baby panda on first thrust!!. Since Extenze wasn't working for me I have been trying everything from tying a rope to my dick and pulling up with it, to furiously yelling ''GET BIGGER BITCH'' at it only to fail miserably. |
lamer
02.06.11 | crowing you are so gay |
crowing51
02.06.11 | lamer don't be sooo............lame. You are just mad your penis did not grow 4 inches. |
Defeater
02.06.11 | gj mods lol |
crowing51
02.06.11 | dammit |
zarquan99
02.06.11 | list name made me think your dick grew to 4' |
Bitchfork
02.06.11 | I hope you're saying that you're four inches when flaccid not hard. |
spillingmercury
02.06.11 | Four inches ahahaha.
My friend's really suggestive looking Hello Kitty eraser is longer than that. |
crowing51
02.06.11 | It was ''my penis grew 4 inches'' but the mods fucked me over and changed it. |
flalafell
02.06.11 | I lol'd so hard |
FatChickIrl
02.06.11 | nice name change |
crowing51
02.06.11 | Thanks haha, if the mods change this one I might as well delete it. |
thebhoy
02.06.11 | I think you mean your Lacanian phallus |
crowing51
02.06.11 | ^Now that just hurt |
FatChickIrl
02.06.11 | what does that mean, i dont feel like googling |
crowing51
02.06.11 | Just know its hurts my heart and totally destroys this list. |
FatChickIrl
02.06.11 | great fag u gonna make me google it |
crowing51
02.06.11 | you know I love you baby |
thebhoy
02.06.11 | hahaha |
Wolfhorde
02.06.11 | Well this is just bullshit, 'cept of 2. Clutch has more balls than all 1, 3 and 4 together. |
crowing51
02.06.11 | lol Clutch |
Wolfhorde
02.06.11 | Hell yeah Clutch, fucker. |
G3N3R1C
02.06.11 | someone give this man a dick-shaped trophy. |
crowing51
02.06.11 | Like at the AVN awards or something :) |
BallsToTheWall
02.06.11 | a wild snorlax appeared
and fucked me [2] |
crowing51
02.06.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAWFyhThz0g |
crowing51
04.19.11 | and again!! |
Defeater
04.19.11 | a wild snorlax appeared
and fucked me [3] |