Digs And A General List Of Things I Hate. |
1 | Boy & Bear
I work at a Department Store and I carry around furniture and rugs. Sometimes I will be carrying a large rug on my shoulder and a customer will stop me and ask if I'm busy. Nah, I ain't busy. |
2 | Weekend Nachos
People who say "You mad bro." or "Come at me bro." in public. |
3 | Gregor Samsa
15 yearold pansexuals. |
4 | PMtoday
Bikers in Spandex who pretend their 10 speed is a car. |
5 | Amia Venera Landscape
My neighbors. They currently have a kiddie pool, tractor, canoe, and wheel less pickup truck in their front yard. |
6 | So Hideous, My Love
When your auto mechanic says a repair will cost $120 but then tacks on an extra $60. |
7 | William Fitzsimmons
The fact that everyone from New Hampshire comes into my state (Massachusetts) to work. |
8 | Devil Sold His Soul
The rush hour traffic that ensues as a result. |
9 | The Album Leaf
Gun laws. |
10 | Brother Bear
The city of Lowell, Massachusetts. |
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