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Your worst highschool band names

I'm sure a lot of us here were in terrible bands in our younger years. Post the worst and most embarrassing names of bands you were in.
1As Blood Runs Black

Die Before My Eyes // friend's shitty metalcore band
2The Casualties
For The Punx

The Commies // terrible street punk shit when I was 14
3See You Next Tuesday

Automized Firing Squad // really awful hardcore music, friend played guitar and I played drums on a MIDI keyboard. we actually played shows >.>
4Sworn In
All Smiles

Broken Compass // ianblxdoe
5Slice the Cake
Other Slices

Cross Out Threes, Nautica Star // 00's scream from dbizzles
6Suicide Silence
Suicide Silence

Face Down on a Suicide // 00's nu-metal from Archelirion
7Texas Hippie Coalition
Pride of Texas

Mudpuppy Pilgrim Express // Aiwaz
8Hootie and The Blowfish
Cracked Rear View

Cock-eyed Janie and the Horrorcunts! // psychobilly from butcherboy
9Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs
Household Goods

The Extraterrestrial Camels // BlazinBlitzer
10Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!
Something for Nothing

Below Me // pop punk from Josh D.
11 Limp Bizkit
Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog...

Rabid Starfish // theBoneyKing
12Lawnmower Deth
Ooh Crikey It's... Lawnmower Deth

Lawnmower Porn, Waifu Warriors // Black Sabbath/Melvins ripoff and Jay Reatard/Pillows cover band respectively from TheCharmingMan
13Linkin Park
One More Light

Grove Gardeners/Unpowered Lighthouse/The King Is Dead/Everyone's Dead/Bloody Hell // various terrible names from UniqueUniverse
14Arsonists Get All the Girls
The Game Of Life

The Psychedelic Fire Band // Mesm277
So Pretty So Plastic

Ricochet, Teratoria, The Callbacks, The Thinny Whites // LepreCon
16King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard
Murder Of The Universe

Hipsters With V-Necks // nolerthebowler
17The Snake The Cross The Crown
Cotton Teeth

Rosetta Stoner, Chester Sidewalks // post-punk from BMDrummer
18The Bunny The Bear
A Liar Wrote This

Below 73 Degrees // Supercoolguy64
19Bodies in the Gears of the Apparatus
Simian Hybrid Prototype EP

Die Psychoz // Flugmorph

20Prepared Like a Bride
A Dangerous Journey

uncle nig nag // god tier grind/hxc/pop punk with plenty of shotgun cocks before breakdowns from torts
21Bleed the Sky
Murder The Dance

Static in the Skies, Simple Like Fire // SoccorRiot
22A Life Once Lost

Lost Hopes // RougeNine
23You, You're Awesome
You're My Superhero

Awesome-o Cars of the Future // Dctarga
24Future Islands
Wave Like Home

Sax to the Future // Conmaniac
25Black Moth Super Rainbow
Dandelion Gum

Here to Destroy and/or Save You, Superman's One Weakness, Alpaca Lunch // Sevengill
26Foster the People
Foster The People

Skyway // Tyler.

27Crown the Empire

Dysfunctional Reality // Poison & Def Leppard covers from tempest--
I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!

Mr Roger's Shotgun // Kalopsia

Fist Fight with Dick Tracy // rc239
30Falling in Reverse
The Drug in Me Is You

Die Braumeister // Funk, Metal and Hip-Hop from Davil667
Don't Mess With TexXxas

Metallic Death Sponge, Against All Odds, The Death of Music // Nirvana, Korn, Metallica and Sepultura covers from DatsNotDaMetulz
32Pretty Girls Make Graves
The New Romance

Pretty Girls Make Bad Decisions // bloc
33We Break Hearts! Not Hymens
Bitches On My Dick!

Hope Within Hard Hearts, Blastbeatenson, Infected // MillionDead
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