Tyler.
06.27.19 | i am also not wearing a wire |
StrikeOfTheBeast
06.27.19 | I stole a shit ton of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards from my local Walmart in high school but was caught. No charges or anything but was banned so I got off REALLY lucky. |
blou52
06.27.19 | I stole a balloon |
Source
06.27.19 | jaywalking |
Deez
06.27.19 | Killed someone |
Arditi
06.27.19 | Took a shit in a public bathroom
A n d d i d ' n t f l u s h |
Arditi
06.27.19 | @StrikeOfTheBeast Lmao dude we all did that haha. I personally still love & collect Yu-Gi-Oh cards |
budgie
06.27.19 | i fucked kaiwaz' mom |
oltnabrick
06.27.19 | "I stole a shit ton of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards from my local Walmart in high school but was caught. No charges or anything but was banned so I got off REALLY lucky."
fuck you are lame |
Arditi
06.27.19 | Also did not put the cap back on the toothpaste once. I contemplated telling you guys about the mishap. My family still doesn't know. |
J() Alexander
06.27.19 | Murder and arson. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
06.27.19 | Yeah I'm vanilla asf but that's alright. |
oltnabrick
06.27.19 | not even vanilla just stupid |
budgie
06.27.19 | yeah who plays yugioh instead of mtg |
TheSonomaDude
06.27.19 | i stole a plastic cup from red lobster when i was 7 and pissed my pants in the car ride home bc my dad said he called the cops |
StrikeOfTheBeast
06.27.19 | @oltnabrick you don't even know me dude. lmao |
Arditi
06.27.19 | @budgie People who don't want to spend $100-200 on a booster box, my guy.
Also for better artwork, gameplay, and lore in my opinion.
Look at the bright side mate could be worse, could be Pokemon lool. |
Meridiu5
06.27.19 | Showed up three hours late to jury duty. Accidentally snuck a knife in past the metal detector (that didnt work apparently). Ended up puking all over the restroom floor of the place b/c i was hungover. |
SlothcoreSam
06.27.19 | Made up a good story, posted it, then deleted.
|
TheSonomaDude
06.27.19 | oltna just mad that strike didnt go with pokemon |
Asdfp277
06.27.19 | burned down a hospital |
Asdfp277
06.27.19 | but nobody can prove anything |
budgie
06.27.19 | "Also for better artwork, gameplay, and lore in my opinion."
artwork on the eeearly sets is amazing man. the dark! |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.27.19 | I killed Asdfp277's alt before he could pin the blame on him |
Meridiu5
06.27.19 | Thread is disappoint |
Eons
06.27.19 | spray painted someone's house, broke into a house, stole a pack of meat (sausages ofc), and a lot of trespassing. all as a teenager years ago. |
Avagantamos
06.27.19 | I sold acid to a baby |
Eons
06.27.19 | and i stole the spray paint from some guys garage, too. |
Avagantamos
06.27.19 | my dad wants his spray paint back |
JeetJeet
06.27.19 | Used to steal chicken tenders from Giant when I was a teen. |
grannypantys
06.27.19 | You wouldn't download a car would you? |
8genre
06.27.19 | Most illegal thing I was accused of: arson
Most illegal thing I've done: stole a postcard |
Slex
06.27.19 | Not nice things tbh so I’ll go with the fact that I used to steal cds from Walmart all the time when I was a teenager lol |
Typhoon24
06.27.19 | Self inflicted? Just about everything
To others? Idk vandalism/graffiti |
Keyblade
06.27.19 | yall might as well drop ur SSNs at this point |
budgie
06.27.19 | my dad wants his postcard back |
ramon.
06.27.19 | i've 5'd numerous death metal records |
Slex
06.27.19 | /thread |
GhostB1rd
06.27.19 | Snitch ass bitch ass nigga. |
8genre
06.27.19 | I sent it |
Arditi
06.27.19 | @Ramon *Gasps*........No! |
Trophycase
06.27.19 | graffiti |
Trophycase
06.27.19 | if we're not counting white collar crime like pirating or holding cryptocurrency in foreign exchanges |
sixdegrees
06.27.19 | war crimes |
Trebor.
06.27.19 | selling a pound of weed probs |
Wubs
06.27.19 | Tax fraud |
hal1ax
06.27.19 | posted 2 lists in one day on sputnikmusic.com |
0GuyMan0
06.27.19 | a little light vandalism... |
Egarran
06.27.19 | I was a low key kleptomaniac most of my life. Especially when I was a poor student. But now I never ever steal anything, except little girls' hearts.
Oh and I use illegal drugs frequently. |
Egarran
06.27.19 | No worries, your username says it all. |
Egarran
06.27.19 | Yes my main indeed.
Anyway you clearly cut off a baby's dick at some point. |
Egarran
06.27.19 | Indeed. In today's hysterical climate, I feel blessed that kids repulse me.
|
Morningrise767
06.27.19 | watched a 15+ rated movie when I was 14. |
Josh D.
06.27.19 | These are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder. And you snort them up through your nose. And they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it. They come from Colombia. They're illegal. And they rhyme with "propane. " |
Papa Universe
06.27.19 | Let's see here, I beat up a cop, I cut a guy's throat (he's alive, don't worry), I stole money from my orphanage caretaker, I'm pretty sure I committed domestic abuse at one point, which led to me giving up alcohol for good and I tried to commit arson, but failed. |
butt.
06.27.19 | Illegally downloading We Came As Romans' sophomore release "Understanding What We've Grown To Be" on September 13, 2011. |
JS19
06.27.19 | I have never broken the law ever in my life not once nope |
splinter
06.27.19 | had sex with a 28F when I was 13 |
GPooch21
06.27.19 | Not rewinding the VHS before returning it to Blockbuster |
guitarded_chuck
06.27.19 | good thread |
BlazinBlitzer
06.27.19 | When I was a teenager, I stole a pack of condoms from Walmart one time because I didn’t want my grandma (who was accompanying me at the time) to know I wanted them.
Before you ask, I still haven’t used them yet. |
GreyShadow
06.27.19 | @StrikeOfTheBeast steal anything good? |
GreyShadow
06.27.19 | i tried on a $400 dress at bloomingdales once and kinda peeved off whoever was working. not illegal, but definitely a crime against fashion |
Egarran
06.27.19 | Unsurprisingly Papa Universe storms into the lead. |
butt.
06.27.19 | his wife has probably done even worse |
Relinquished
06.27.19 | we're writing down the IPs itt as we speak |
zakalwe
06.27.19 | Had a contrary opinion |
Mongi123
06.27.19 | Drove home drunk, got away with it with a cop driving behind me Year’s back. Rode in a car with my two weed high friends and got pulled over, got let go completely free just because I didn’t smoke years back. Yea, I’d say I’ve learned and I’m lucky lol |
BigBlob
06.27.19 | "had sex with a 28F when I was 13"
a 28 foot high what? |
Papa Universe
06.27.19 | "Unsurprisingly Papa Universe storms into the lead."
I'm actually surprised. |
Pheromone
06.27.19 | drugs ! ! |
DoofDoof
06.27.19 | internet grooming |
RolyPoly
06.27.19 | I typed a swear on the interwebs |
Tyler.
06.27.19 | some of you are holding back. you can trust me lol i wont tell nobody |
Papa Universe
06.27.19 | sreaky |
butt.
06.27.19 | stole my grandpa's false teeth for a fetish thing |
Papa Universe
06.27.19 | your username somehow makes this even worse |
StrikeOfTheBeast
06.27.19 | @GreyShadow around that time, they released the third and fourth Hidden Arsenal sets so I stole from those sets and the main sets around that time. There was some decent stuff, but they were more pissed about open booster packs and random cards all over the place. Lol |
BAT
06.27.19 | something probably along the lines of shoplifting, vandalism, drug possession, selling bootleg dvds at my highschool, trespassing, basic shit. i've been sued for 20,000 bucks but it was an insurance scammer and my company would've rather just paid out than fight it. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
06.27.19 | I also had a six pack with some buddies on the side of the road and a cop came. Almost got a DUI for it. Lol |
NorwichScene
06.27.19 | Steal 200 newspapers about 10 years ago. I was drunk at 4am, pretty sure my dad still has some in his loft lol |
Egarran
06.27.19 | Some of you need to get back out there and break the law. It really loosens the muscles. |
J() Alexander
06.27.19 | Nice. |
Keyblade
06.27.19 | that started with so much promise |
pjquinones747
06.27.19 | without counting drugs ive been relatively tame. having sex in public places, trespassing, vandalism, simple theft.. cant really think of anything else. |
Papa Universe
06.27.19 | ooh, I forgot about fraud. used to sell people fake tickets to shows. |
Asdfp277
06.27.19 | one time i transported a jar full of weed, which is technically illegal in chile |
ian b
06.27.19 | idk a couple of years ago, i taught all my friends how to buy xanax (and whatever other drugs) on the dark web so we wouldn’t have to go to dealers anymore lmfao |
ian b
06.27.19 | shoutout china for that one 😎 lol |
SymbolicInTime
06.27.19 | "without counting drugs I've been relatively tame" [2]
Me and a friend use to steal snacks from a local gas station almost daily for a month or two, back when we were like 15, but that's about it. |
ian b
06.27.19 | without drugs, i've stolen a lot of alcohol over the past few years lol. and one time, i helped a couple of my old dealer friends break into another apartment of where a(n at the time) nonnegotiable competitor was staying, and we (mostly my friends) uh sorted things out to be concise hahah. although, they're all out of there now, i wonder why lmfao |
Wubs
06.27.19 | Dodgy mofo's |
Wubs
06.27.19 | Ya'll need god |
YakNips
06.27.19 | premeditated murder of user Tyler. |
Snake.
06.27.19 | sm0k |
iglu
06.27.19 | i used to steal toys from the dollar store |
idiotican
06.28.19 | Im the best shoplifter in the world |
Kompys2000
06.28.19 | I killed a man |
ian b
06.28.19 | golden shift in tone holy Fuck lmao |
samwise2000
06.28.19 | I ate a leftover slice of pizza that was only half heated up in the microwave |
Egarran
06.28.19 | >Im the best shoplifter in the world
Prove it mister. Just recently I stole an organic cauliflower - so the bar is pretty high if I may say so. |
Wubs
06.28.19 | I stole the law itself |
Demon of the Fall
06.28.19 | 'we're writing down the IPs itt as we speak'
I'm genuinely concerned if I reveal all that it'll somehow get back to the authorities, or worse, my wife. |
Papa Universe
06.28.19 | I haven't done anything illegal for over almost 20 years and I've spent enough time in jail already, so whatever. |
Egarran
06.28.19 | Tell us about your jailtime please. |
DamnVanne
06.28.19 | Last Sunday I went through international airport security with a fat splotch of cocaine smeared on my glasses. It was the second time this year Ive accidentally brought blow through customs. |
Papa Universe
06.28.19 | "Tell us about your jailtime please."
it was never anything particularly long (I think the longest was a month for the guy's slit throat and for the life of me I cannot remember why only a month); despite the popular opinion, I never encountered any outstandingly aggressive types or gangs really, everyone was disappointingly benign. |
Dimorphic
06.28.19 | No fucking way am I writing anything on a public forum.
But it was bad. |
ian b
06.28.19 | lol i'm not worrying about any of the drug shit because i'm not involved with any of that anymore. plus no one can prove i actually did anything anyways hahah |
sixdegrees
06.28.19 | ive done a lot of jail time |
Dimorphic
06.28.19 | If you actually went to jail for anything other than stealing food in plain view of CCTV because you or your family were starving, you did it wrong.
Change my mind. |
Egarran
06.29.19 | >everyone was disappointingly benign.
Yeah I've heard that the amount of e.g. anal rape is slightly higher in fiction than reality.
But apparently it's what the public wants to see. And use against their sons, I guess. |
InFlamesWeThrash666
06.29.19 | driving around drunk with a dude on the hood of the car until we were pulled over by the cops
they let us go though because Greece |
JokineAugustus
06.29.19 | An abortion here, assisted suicide there, no big deal. |
Deathconscious
06.29.19 | "everyone was disappointingly benign"
Well no shit, nobody who has done anything truly fucked up is going to talk about it, if theyre smart anyways. |
J() Alexander
06.29.19 | "plus no one can prove i actually did anything anyways hahah"
sending this post to the police rn |
Deathconscious
06.29.19 | Oh, shouldve gotten the context. |
J() Alexander
06.29.19 | ah shit |
Kompys2000
06.29.19 | Snitch motherfucker u better watch urself |
whalebone
07.01.19 | xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
manylists
07.01.19 | how |
TheSpaceMan
07.01.19 | broke into an insane asylum and smoked DMT with a Ouija board |
combustion07
07.01.19 | Used to steal cds and dvds from Walmart and Target and sell them to people discount at school. Sold drugs for awhile and definitely did a scroll worth of general dumb shit. Only been arrested once though and I bailed immediately. Got friends and family that are never living outside of bars though and a few that got away with things that should have them there |
Deathconscious
07.01.19 | "broke into an insane asylum and smoked DMT with a Ouija board"
Probably the most ridiculous comment in here. |
rockarollacola
07.01.19 | Accidentally stole a 2 liter of Code Red Mountain Dew, and promptly returned it like a little bitch. |
Egarran
07.01.19 | >Well no shit, nobody who has done anything truly fucked up is going to talk about it, if theyre smart anyways.
Calm down, he was talking about his fellow inmates and readying himself for 24/7 anal rape, but it was in vain bc they were too friendly. |
Deathconscious
07.01.19 | How was that un-calm. |
Egarran
07.01.19 | >Well no shit, nobody who has done anything truly fucked up is going to talk about it, if theyre smart anyways.
There is a clear sense sense a deep-seated frustration and need to lash out at anything. But you have to choose your battles better. |
Dedes
07.01.19 | Never did any real bad shit but I did get a call from a middle aged woman accusing me of burning her home down |
Tundra
07.01.19 | Shoplifting even though I could afford all of the stuff |
Demon of the Fall
07.01.19 | He doesn't look strong enough. |
Tundra
07.01.19 | "I walked into a commercial gym and stole a major piece of exercise equipment."
When I was going to the gym I thought about stealing one of those soft mats for push-ups and what not, every. damn. day. lol |
Demon of the Fall
07.01.19 | How can something be 'the most illegal' anyway? It's either illegal or it isn't. |
Dedes
07.01.19 | There's a hefty difference in the illegality of stealing a push pop vs actually attempting to kill a man. |
Demon of the Fall
07.01.19 | I wouldn't say so, one is the more severe crime and the punishment should suitably fit said crime - that doesn't make something 'more illegal'. I know this is just semantics. |
MrHarrison
07.01.19 | Used to steal a bunch of stuff when I was an edgy teen, but who didn't? I think the best one was me and a couple of mates sneaked into the loading area for the local supermarket and stole a few of these big sealed boxes, hoping they'd be soft drink or cigarettes or whatever but which were actually full of nail polish remover, fruit cakes and christmas cards. Having tried the fruit cakes and being displeased we put them all in a pile, with christmas cards as kindling and the nail polish remover as fuel, and set them on fire in the middle of the footy oval. Good times! |
Egarran
07.01.19 | Classic. That would probably invoke a lesser demon. |
AnimalsAsSummit
07.01.19 | Smoked green |
Deathconscious
07.01.19 | "There is a clear sense sense a deep-seated frustration and need to lash out at anything. But you have to choose your battles better."
Mmm, i see, and how does that make you feel? |
Deathconscious
07.01.19 | Wow demon, that was the nitpickiest thing ive ever seen. I think you know what he means. |
WretchedCacophony
07.01.19 | I went into the girl's bathroom in 6th grade
A N D P I S S E D O N T H E S E A T
I also went into the boy's bathroom in 6th grade
A N D S H I T O N T H E S E A T |
Deathconscious
07.01.19 | I did that kind of thing a lot at that age, except i would piss all over the walls and the floor and the mirrors and sinks and ceiling and everything. We had a school meeting over it. Once during a class bathroom break my friend and i just went in there and did it again, and then came out and told the teacher "someone peed all over the bathroom again." They never suspected us. We were total little shits. |
JeetJeet
07.01.19 | A few years back during one of my shitty phases in life I'd go to the mall and steal entire outfits. One time I got away with a new hoodie, some skinny jeans, & 2 shirts. Walked around with a large empty McDonald's cup and stuffed one of the shirts in there and just walked right out the store. Honestly surprised I never got caught. Loss prevention slackin. |
JeetJeet
07.01.19 | Man how the fuck do you manage to piss on the ceiling? Seriously, walk me through that. Cus I just know you ended up getting some pee on yourself in the process. |
PunchforPunch
07.01.19 | Hunted an endangered tiger in Sumatra once |
WretchedCacophony
07.01.19 | Oh that reminds me. In 6th grade summer camp they had kids as young as like 3rd grade and the lights were off in the restroom for some reason, and everyone went into the restroom before a field trip and I stood behind a 3rd grader as he was peeing and peed on his back.
Never got in trouble. |
WretchedCacophony
07.01.19 | "Once during a class bathroom break my friend and i just went in there and did it again, and then came out and told the teacher "someone peed all over the bathroom again." They never suspected us. We were total little shits."
fuckin lol |
TheSpaceMan
07.01.19 | @Adolf it was some odd vibes |
Egarran
07.01.19 | >Mmm, i see, and how does that make you feel?
Vindicated. And thanks. |
Keyblade
07.01.19 | "Walked around with a large empty McDonald's cup and stuffed one of the shirts in there and just walked right out the store"
no wonder obesity is a huge problem in the states, yall can fit entire outfits in your mcd's cups lmaooo |
Deathconscious
07.01.19 | @jeet idk, youre pissin and you just kinda flick your dick upwards and the momentum carries the piss to the ceiling. |
Tyler.
07.01.19 | one day i |
anarchistfish
07.01.19 | no such thing as halfway crooks |
MrHarrison
07.02.19 | "That would probably invoke a lesser demon."
Correct, we only managed to summon Ernie Sack, the Demon of the Yule. |
Egarran
07.02.19 | Ok that is scary.
Basically all people who grew up with him need some therapy. |
unclereich
07.02.19 | I cannot think of anything I’ve done illegal besides vote under several different names in California during the last election although it’s so easy to do I cannot really count that |
whalebone
07.02.19 | xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
unclereich
07.02.19 | Oh are we sharing piss/shit stories? I cannot shit in public or i refuse to rather, but i was maybe 11/12 and i had to go BAD at my brothers baseball game. There was a huge porta potty near the field and asked my mom if i could shit on the ground(she knew well of my inability to shit in public). I convinced her that because it was one of those huge pottys thats made for wheel chairs(srs this thing could fit 10 people in it) that i could squat in the corner of it and no one would notice the shit on the floor. So she said whatever and i shit and it was huge-biggest to date. No one has ever really seen a person in a chair go in one or at lest i haven't so no harm no foul. Here’s the kicker tho not 10 minutes later a dude in a chair is super pissed because he ran over shit with his chair! Something inside of me couldn’t feel remorse it was just too unbelievable. So i laughed hard and have a great shit story after all these years! |
whalebone
07.02.19 | xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
unclereich
07.02.19 | I have many more, tho not as short as that one. Having ibs but refusing to shit in public makes for some great and not so great stories |
Deathconscious
07.02.19 | One time i got drunk with my friends and one of them wanted to shit on a car, so we walked around looking for a car to shit on. But then we saw it. A nice ass boat without any cover on it. He climbed up, shat on the floor of the boat, and then stuffed the toilet paper into someone's mailbox. |
unclereich
07.02.19 | Haha sup adolf. That story almost pissed me off because i truly love cars more than humans but a boat, fuck those and anyone who owns one. |
Deathconscious
07.02.19 | Lol yeah idk, he was being real picky with the cars, i think he was looking for a really nice one. The boat was the obvious choice though. |
combustion07
07.04.19 | These stories of pissing all over bathrooms make me sad but it isn't because I'm a good person it's because I'm a school janitor |
Sowing
07.04.19 | Well now I know who shit in my boat |
Egarran
07.04.19 | - said the hedgehog. |
combustion07
07.04.19 | Every boat needs it's turd |