Urinetrouble
07.25.12 | 5 and 6 are among the sexiest sounding albums ever made |
MO
07.25.12 | blast metal so they leave you alone |
Scoot
07.25.12 | poop in the toilet and clog it
tell nobody |
OnlyAnchors
07.25.12 | smoke a couple bowls |
OnlyAnchors
07.25.12 | or secretly bust nuts in their food thats what i do |
benkim
07.25.12 | Unfortunately for you, you will just have to ride this one out. No way out of this without causing some real trouble. |
MO
07.25.12 | "or secretly bust nuts in their food thats what i do"
mmm secret sauce |
Urinetrouble
07.25.12 | haha thanks for the "advice" |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | stop cleaning now, I'll drop off some dirty diapers. When they complain simply suggest they go to the
FUCKING HOLLIDAY INN EXPRESS! |
MO
07.25.12 | well in all seriousness what can we tell you besides just truck it out, we don't know your family |
MMX
07.25.12 | poop in the toilet and clog it
tell nobody [2] and then when they ask for a plunger say you don't have one |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | Tell your brother to give you a family member you like... after all your ding him the favor. If this is just for one night though you should really tough it out and stop being a bitch. |
Spec
07.25.12 | Just bone your hot cousin. |
Recspecs
07.25.12 | Invite some niggers over, that will piss everyone off for sure. |
evilford
07.25.12 | kill them |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | "Just bone your hot cousin."
and make sure you get walked in on... they'll never stay with you again. |
Recspecs
07.25.12 | I'd love to bone one of my step-cousins thats not weird is it? |
UnnamedOcean
07.25.12 | Poison them. |
Spec
07.25.12 | See. Problem solved. |
Spec
07.25.12 | Assuming you have a hot cousin. |
evilford
07.25.12 | "I'd love to bone one of my step-cousins thats not weird is it?"
uh that kinda is but as long as you don't actually go there you should be ok |
Recspecs
07.25.12 | We aren't related and some of the family reunions might be hella awkward but totally worth it. |
evilford
07.25.12 | well hey go for it! |
Recspecs
07.25.12 | Thanks for the approval dad! |
omnipanzer
07.25.12 | "I'd love to bone one of my step-cousins thats not weird is it?"
Step... no it's fine. |
evilford
07.25.12 | you're welcome son |
Recspecs
07.25.12 | omni thanks for taking me under your wing you wont regret this I sware. |
Turtlestlker
07.25.12 | Blast the filthiest metal you can find. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
07.25.12 | "Invite some niggers over, that will piss everyone off for sure."
Fucking lol |
eternium
07.25.12 | Do whatever you can to make them as uncomfortable as possible so they will stay away. |
Devastator
07.25.12 | Sit them down and tell them you have converted to Satanism. Then blast some evil Black Metal and sacrifice goats all the time. |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.25.12 | You man up and live with it or get a chainsaw |
Rikardur
07.25.12 | Murder the bitch. |
evilford
07.25.12 | flol |
Storm In A Teacup
07.25.12 | "blast metal so they leave you alone"
This can work, but if you do it and stop they might have been making something just as noisey happen and then you have to deal with that if you're not going to put your music back on.
And then when they see you they'd be like, "are you in a better mood now"
Step off bitch I just like my metal loudz |
bach
07.25.12 | Put on some corpse paint and listen to Black Metal all day.
I wouldn't pester you if you did that. |
evilford
07.25.12 | wait, pre-requisite question -
do you own this house, or is this your parent's/someone else's house? |
