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Epic Rap Battles Of Historyyyy

(prototype 1 suggestions are welcome, wrote this in like an hour) Epic rap battles of history! Sputnik VERSUS hipster pitchfork! begin!
1Bob Dylan
Blonde On Blonde

Pitchfork:
Hey sputnik welcome to the dance
You inadequate apes
Take all of your reviews and bend them into whack shapes
Like a 4chan two point oh
Ain?t got no tight flow
I got my skinny jeans and a beard
Think I?m fuckin weird?
Oh that hurts what a low blow
But I don?t waste my time with shit like jane doe
Animal collective is buzzing aroun?
And here?s the run down
We don?t listen to shit like you,
Get with the times
I throw my starbucks at you
2Metallica
Ride The Lightning

Sputnik:
I?ve got my sweats and my tee don?t need
No fucking any sort of fancy coffee
You bitch, learn to hear the music
Cry over your spilled cup of
Neutral milk hotel I wash it down
With a jam from hollow crown
What you a pussy? Can?t handle the metal
Can?t handle your dick
You name your fuckin website after a pointed stick
Grind you down go fill the hay
Hey, stomp your torches out
Shove this pitch up your ass
You know the satellite is first class
Bitch you looking for an enemy?
I?ll make you run to your mama like sea anemone
3Constraints
Constraints

Pitchfork:
Glub glub little fish in a big pond
We be hitting the majors like blonde on blonde
You best checking out my thick rims
These eyes be ripping off your limbs
Best new music? Best new loser
Sputnik?s for children go on and grab your soother
4Cursed
II

Sputnik:
And now a word of advice from sonictheplumber please stand by?.
Rush, rush, rush errrrrrr ha! Welcome to metal you little bitch
Ride the lightning right into this pitch
Over here we got the juice the xanaduuuuuuuuuuuu
You fags need to learn to get a real fucking hair doo
Some people may think I?m 12
Even if it was true
I?ve probably got more pussy than all of you
We be the master you be the puppet
Best learn to love it
5Burial
Untrue

Who won who lost you decide. Epicccccccccccccccccccccccc rap battles of history.
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