WithHorsesInHerEyes
11.10.10 | Who plays me? |
Sowing
11.10.10 | and me? |
trailofdead91
11.10.10 | You guys will be in the sequel |
Jebull
11.10.10 | lol |
coneren
11.10.10 | Fuck yeah, the Griswolds |
WeepingBanana
11.10.10 | et moi? |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Lol 3. |
Ovrot
11.10.10 | and me? |
coneren
11.10.10 | Fuck, I know Josh. Why the fuck does Fade get the glory of K-fed? |
trailofdead91
11.10.10 | Sequel in the works, guys. I will put all of you who have requested in it. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | You better give me someone shitty to play me. |
pizzamachine
11.10.10 | YES I stand up and make jokes. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | And sit at a piano and make jokes. |
Ovrot
11.10.10 | I want Danny Trejo to play me. |
pizzamachine
11.10.10 | I do a lot of things actually. |
coneren
11.10.10 | Elton John for Josh, because EJ loves telling jokes at the piano |
Satellite
11.10.10 | i know this is probably a pretty low-budget project, but can scarlett johansson play me instead? |
WithHorsesInHerEyes
11.10.10 | I request Gilbert Gottfried for my part. |
Dryden
11.10.10 | butcheredchildren better not be in it |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | I WAS TALKING ABOUT PIZZAMACHINE IN REFERENCE TO ZACH GASKAFINASKI!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111ERRR |
coneren
11.10.10 | Oh that guy who did all the pornos |
trailofdead91
11.10.10 | @Satellite, nah you actually get killed off ten minutes in. Sorry. |
pizzamachine
11.10.10 | JOSH WAS TALKING ABOUT ME!!!!!!!1111111111111RRRR |
Satellite
11.10.10 | is this because i ruined citizen kane for you? |
trailofdead91
11.10.10 | Yes and because you called me a stoner. |
Ovrot
11.10.10 | Will I get killed off.
and by whom?
I want Hep Kat to do it. |
coneren
11.10.10 | Take that, you jerk! |
Satellite
11.10.10 | i don't remember that, i was probably hitting the rock pretty hard then. lo siento. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Hep Kat played by Verne Troyer will kill him off. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | With a 15" double sided dil. |
coneren
11.10.10 | Who gets to be John Stamos? |
Ovrot
11.10.10 | I want to be killed with a bladed dildo thing like in Se7en. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Come get your flu shots! |
DiceMan
11.10.10 | Dibs on Christian Bale |
Deviant.
11.10.10 | Lorenzo Lamas can play me
|
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Dog the bounty hunter, for real. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | the backwards man, the backwards man. backwards man, the backwards man. i can walk backward as fast as you can. |
Emim
11.10.10 | Attention needed. Make me feel wanted plz |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Meine hoden. |
tiesthatbind
11.10.10 | Someone needs to make a more longer, more thought-out version of this list. It would be awesome. |
Emim
11.10.10 | I vote for theacademy to do it. He's really the most qualified. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | He said he's making a sequel. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | " vote for theacademy to do it. He's really the most qualified"
Hell no, Hans and Pit and others would vote for me, so there.
Or I could do the made for tv movie version. |
Satellite
11.10.10 | list definitely needs to be made by someone who isn't butthurt about me passingly making fun of them. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Eff Yoo |
Emim
11.10.10 | Yeah, but I don't think anyone here could honestly say that if acad made one, that it wouldn't be better and freaking hilarious. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | I don't know. |
trailofdead91
11.10.10 | I will make the sequel. This was my idea. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | M'Balz Es-Hari |
trailofdead91
11.10.10 | Satellite, let's call a truce man. I'll get Scarlett Johansson to play you in the sequel. Coming back from the dead. |
Satellite
11.10.10 | okay, but just don't pull a michael bay and stop her from doing a nude scene. |
ShadowRemains
11.10.10 | So when do I get "SLAY THEM ALLLL"? |
DeafMetal
11.10.10 | Only the best actor, Tim Allen, as me. |
qwe3
11.10.10 | cool idea shit list |
ShadowRemains
11.10.10 | if i stuck it to any singer in showbiz, it'd be jennifer lo....nvm its taroo fuck that |
Ire
11.10.10 | holy shit awesome |
DeafMetal
11.10.10 | Yeah, fuck that. |
Ire
11.10.10 | a cgi andcas would be so sik bros |
ShadowRemains
11.10.10 | also featuring Mark David Chapman as ohalicemonster |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Lol |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | More like Edward James Olmos as Alice. |
Ire
11.10.10 | Waior as a star wars style hologram ghost thing |
Ire
11.10.10 | ..played by omar rodriguez zavala |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | He's not on Naboo, R4. |
ShadowRemains
11.10.10 | and antonio banderas as theacademy |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Patrick Warburton as Chan. |
Ire
11.10.10 | zooey deschanel as chan |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | A taint as chan. |
Ire
11.10.10 | deal |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Fraggle stick car. |
DeafMetal
11.10.10 | More like Gianna Michaels as Dryden. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Ooooh shit. |
DeafMetal
11.10.10 | I'm in trouble. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Alexis Texas as everyone. |
DeafMetal
11.10.10 | Dat ass. |
Mordecai.
11.10.10 | Steve Buscemi huh. i always though the guy who plays Vince out of entourage would do a good mordecai. |
DeafMetal
11.10.10 | http://randshit.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/dat_ass.jpg |
JWT155
11.10.10 | Fred Durst as Counterfeit |
Ire
11.10.10 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/37911/Alicia-Keys-The-Diary-of-Alicia-Keys/ |
BeardedIdiot
11.10.10 | I'd say Gary Busey would be better as dryden. Dubbed over by James Earl Jones |
couldwinarabbit
11.10.10 | bitchfork played by a powepuff girl
Sea played by tom hanks (run sea run) |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | I guess Will Smith is a pretty ok choice for me, seeing as Bernie Mac's dead |
Jesuslaves
11.10.10 | Lol @ 7 and 8. And Porch's one.
I could see myself being played by either Matthew Lillard or Paul Rudd. |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | Michale Fassbender comes in to play me to kill off every character in the movie. only to smile and drink a glass of wine in the closing scene. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | BigHans: John Goodman
Pit: Michael Madsen
Maniac!: Jar Jar Binks (CG)
BallsTotheWall: Mickey Rourke
Wizard: Danny DeVito
theacademy: Charlie Kelly |
LegendofPittman
11.10.10 | Lol, Michael Cera would probably play me. I am that soft spoken shy dude. lol
Haha B4K as Bubbles |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | Jesuslaves: Henry Rollins |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | who is kevin federline |
Jesuslaves
11.10.10 | wtf is henry rollins
*wikis* |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | Henry Rollins was the front man in Black Flag and Rollins Band
he also has starred in such classics as Johnny Neumonic |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | ....................................... |
Jesuslaves
11.10.10 | hmmm i was expecting that to be a lot more of an insult than it turned out to be
still i think matthew lillard fits me to a tee |
LegendofPittman
11.10.10 | Be glad, Henry Rollins is awesome. |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | so like this kevin guy doesnt even have any hair wtf is this
owen wilson will play my character |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | lol wizard. |
ReturnToRock
11.10.10 | Who would play me?
May I humbly suggest Tobey Maguire in full Peter Parker mode? |
ReturnToRock
11.10.10 | Or Benzaie, or Linkara, or the Cinema Snob from ThatGuyWithTheGlasses. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | Mario Lopez |
KILL
11.10.10 | sputnik movie without chan lol |
BigTuna
11.10.10 | dibs on William H. Macy and/or Christopher Walkin |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | who gets the indignity of being played by michael cera? |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | or even worse, who gets the Jesse Eisenburg treatment |
LegendofPittman
11.10.10 | ^ I think I should, I don't like him but he sort of fits me. EDIT: for Michael Cera |
Maniac!
11.10.10 | MX would be played by Jesse eisenberg |
Maniac!
11.10.10 | Damn you Blake, beat me to him |
Maniac!
11.10.10 | Dibs on Tim roth |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | didn't you see my earlier post Maniac? you've already been spoken for |
Maniac!
11.10.10 | Lmfao.
Fuck you |
Jesuslaves
11.10.10 | Progmaster - Joel Moore
Bitchfork - Angus T. Jones
KILL - Steve O
Ovrot - Jay Chandresekhar |
BigTuna
11.10.10 | LOL at Maniac as jar jar |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | BigTuna: John Krasinski |
Maniac!
11.10.10 | Still got dibs on Tim roth |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | IntothePit- The skinless guy from se7en |
Maniac!
11.10.10 | LOL |
Jesuslaves
11.10.10 | where's KG? |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | It won't let me log in. I dunno.... |
BigHans
11.10.10 | Maniac - Philip Seymour Hoffman (Boogie Nights role) |
PayneTiger777
11.10.10 | I'll be played by Anthony Edwards. GOOSE!!! |
BigHans
11.10.10 | Me - Either Goodman or Kevin James. Seriously, I pretty much am his character on King of Queens
Inveigh - Denzel
Pit - Tom Sizemore
EVedder27 - Bill Pullman
|
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | Well, then, I want to be played by Val Kilmer. No, not the "I'm 51 so it's okay for me to look like a withered pumpkin" Val Kilmer, but the "I'm so in shape and badass that you'd be privileged to have me play you" Val Kilmer. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | dude I was so gonna say Sizemore for Pit before I settled on Madsen |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | You guys are going to have a coked-up, overweight, sloppy-seconds having Sizemore play me?
That's perfect! |
LetoAtreides
11.10.10 | I'll be an extra. |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | Oh, he's also washed up..... even better. |
BigHans
11.10.10 | I was thinking Lock-Up era Sizemore Pit |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | and he dies in basically every movie he's in |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | Dude, his whole career was a lock-up era. |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | You want me to die, Blake?
Oh, the engagement party is TOTALLY off! |
Jesuslaves
11.10.10 | is inveigh even black? |
BigHans
11.10.10 | Actually we need a Wop to play Pit.
How about a young Chaz Pomineti or however the fuck you spell it, or Joe Mantega |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | nah, more like Sizemore's immortal cause he keeps coming back
seriously though, can anyone think of a movie where he lives til the end? |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | THE DOLPHINS JUST SIGNED AL HARRIS!!!!
Sorry...
If another fellow Italian/Sicilian is going to play me, I will settle for nothing less than Al Pacino. |
Jesuslaves
11.10.10 | i don't think sizemore died in paparazzi |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | he definitely died in Black Hawk Down, Pearl Harbor, Heat, Natural Born Killers, True Romance, Event Horizon, Bringing Out the Dead, Saving Private Ryan, Born on the 4th of July and Splinter |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | Lol, it makes sense. Have the guy that dies and yet keeps coming back play the guy that keeps getting banned yet keeps coming back. |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | I still want Pacino, though. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | nah, you just sealed the deal for Sizemore
I think we can all agree that Maniac will be played by Jar Jar Binks though |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | I was thinking more along the lines of Forrest Gump-era Haley Joel-Osment playing Maniac. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | or that kid who played Short Round in Temple of Doom |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | Docta Jones! Docta Jones! |
sspedding
11.10.10 | i lold |
Emim
11.10.10 | I call Richard Dean Anderson |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | "Who's going to play MichaelJordan?"
knowing MJ, he'll probably want to play himself. |
BigHans
11.10.10 | I just thought of another appropriate Pit - Billy Bob Thornton
oh, and Sizemore died in Lock Up too. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | ^so he did |
Foxhound
11.10.10 | no fun cause no one ever care about ole foxyhound. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | ok Foxhound you'll be played by Edward Furlong |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | I like me some'o'dem french fried purtaters! Mmmm Hmmm! |
Emim
11.10.10 | Wait.....
I switch mine to Jason Alexander |
Foxhound
11.10.10 | arsome |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | Tom Sizemore can't play me. He's not a good enough actor to catch up on the complexities of the Pit character. He won't be interested in delving into the real pscyhe of Mr. Ferrara, so he will not be adequate enough to portray such a complicated person as myself. |
Waior
11.10.10 | "..played by omar rodriguez zavala"
hahahaha BANG ON |
BigHans
11.10.10 | Actually Pit Sean Penn would be a good choice. Great actor, can delve into the psyche, highly volitile. |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | I could go for Sean Penn. I'd feel honored to have a fellow loose cannon play me. |
BigHans
11.10.10 | KILL - Vinnie Jones |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.10.10 | Clive Owen's agreed to play me |
BigHans
11.10.10 | Thats a good fit Jewel. |
Satellite
11.10.10 | obviously zach braff would play me. |
AngelofDeath
11.10.10 | Johnny Depp's gonna play me obv. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | on a serious note, I'd like to request Don Cheadle to play me |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | Zach Braff's the most annoying personality to ever grace my television. |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | Don Cheetah? |
Satellite
11.10.10 | i don't care for scrubs at all, but garden state was a good movie. |
Prolapse
11.10.10 | NPH 4 LIFE |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.10.10 | I see The Rock playing Pit |
Prolapse
11.10.10 | the rock is such a shit actor |
BigHans
11.10.10 | I changed my mind, I want Dolph Lundgren playing me. |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | enough about actors what is the plot exactly |
SeaAnemone
11.10.10 | More importantly: who's gonna play Sea? |
Satellite
11.10.10 | if i get bored i'm gonna make a poster for this film. |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | "who's gonna play Sea?"
Leonardo Dicaprio or Robert Pattinson |
Counterfeit
11.10.10 | you know me so well, jwt |
Satellite
11.10.10 | frankie muniz will play bulldog |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.10.10 | The chick from The Crying Game would play Sea |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | The only way the Rock could play me is if he actually knew how to act *ducks from xfearbefore's swinging fist* |
BigHans
11.10.10 | Collin Farrell should definitely play Balls |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | Trutfully Pit, I feel Gabriel Byrne's chacter in Miller's Crossing fits me perfectly although Madd Mikkalsen in the nhilistic Valhalla Rising could be me as as well as Michael Fassbenders character in Blood Creek or Inglorious Basterds. |
Counterfeit
11.10.10 | I can be Nick Swardson. Except hotter. |
AngelofDeath
11.10.10 | Mikkelsen is sick. A great Bond villain as well. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | Miller's Crossing is such a badass movie
Albert Finney shooting fuckers up with Danny Boy playing in the background ftw |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | You should see Valhalla Rising. He plays a mute viking and smashes skulls/rips intestines to a predominately dark ambient soundtrack. |
AngelofDeath
11.10.10 | Word. I'm all over that. |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | "You should see Valhalla Rising. He plays a mute viking and smashes skulls/rips intestines to a predominately dark ambient soundtrack."
I saw that about 8 months ago and loved it. A friend of mine then went out of his way to force "Pathfinder" on me, because he said I'd like it because I liked Valhalla Rising.
No one can find his body. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | I had a friend that pushed Pathfinder on me too
I know exactly where his body is. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | lol actually he's on Sputnik
snave. |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | I didn't say I didn't know where the body was..... They just don't. |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | its a shame because Karl urban is actually pretty cool. |
PayneTiger777
11.10.10 | I switch mine to Michael Biehn. Dude is awesome. |
BigHans
11.10.10 | a great song you should check out
James McMurtry - Wher'd you Hide the Body |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | "its a shame because Karl urban is actually pretty cool."
Yeah, but he usually picks some really shit movies, like DOOM. |
Jesuslaves
11.10.10 | "KILL - Vinnie Jones"
win |
couldwinarabbit
11.11.10 | @Sea I already said tom hanks would play you
Obviously I would be played by russel crowe
Enrique- Enrique |
ShadowRemains
11.11.10 | no you'd be played by thom yorke's dick |
drasticaction74
11.11.10 | trailofdead91 will be played by silent movie era legend Buster Keaton |
Relinquished
11.11.10 | I wonder who would play me |
JWT155
11.11.10 | The Dos Equis dude would play me... |
JWT155
11.11.10 | Antoine Dodson would play you relinquished. |
Relinquished
11.11.10 | who's that |
ShadowRemains
11.11.10 | geoffrey arend (christina hendrick's husband) would play you wolfe, either that or whoever qwe's archenemy is... |
Relinquished
11.11.10 | eww no |
JWT155
11.11.10 | Antoine Dodson... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw&feature=fvsr |
Ire
11.11.10 | wolfe as Ice-T |
ShadowRemains
11.11.10 | good pick as well |
Relinquished
11.11.10 | I'm the main dude from Law and Order: SVU |
DeafMetal
11.11.10 | I already called Tim Allen, so... |
ShadowRemains
11.11.10 | besides the witch king, i have no idea who would play me... |
Ire
11.11.10 | yr wife has massive tits
and tim allen is satan |
Josh D.
11.11.10 | DAYUM! |
DeafMetal
11.11.10 | Fine with me. |
