LG
06.25.10 | List is my top 5 of 2010.
If you wanna hear the story about the GUy, just ask. |
Prolapse
06.25.10 | is dat trve |
LG
06.25.10 | I dunno but this guy was soo fucked up, I don't think his brain was functioning enough to create a story like this, besides who the fuck would wanna tell somebody something that fucked up. |
eternium
06.25.10 | How does one accidentally finger his mother? |
AnotherBrick
06.25.10 | tell us the story |
LG
06.25.10 | Ok. Heres the story. He went over to his brother's house cause his bro was throwin a party. Apparently he was already high and drunk past his limits. So when he gets there he drinks and gets even more fucked up. after a while he started to get horny so he figured he go home and bang his gf. On his way out he noticed that baywatch was on tv. So he sat down in a chair and started giving himself a good tug. His brother found out and kicked him out. So he began stumbling home. He gets to his house walks inside and goes up to his bedroom. Manages to mauever himself into bed and begins feelin up his sleepin gf. Then he starts fingering her and as he begins to take off his pants she turns around and its his mother. |
eternium
06.25.10 | Oh wow. |
AnotherBrick
06.25.10 | and then? |
Baphomet
06.25.10 | How the FUCK do you accidently finger your own mother?! |
LG
06.25.10 | lmao he said he moved away from newfoundland and hasn't been back since. I kinda hmmed, laughed a bit then walked away. |
AnotherBrick
06.25.10 | lol what'd the mom say? |
BallsToTheWall
06.25.10 | Greatest story ever. |
LG
06.25.10 | I dunno he never said anything about that. He ended the story just like that. I tell ya if I ever see him again ima lmao than walk away. |
AnotherBrick
06.25.10 | thats fucked up |
Shadein
06.25.10 | props for 2, and um....what???? how does that happen on accident? |
LG
06.25.10 | You have to be fucked up beyond belief. I'm surprised he's still alive. Especially since when I was leavin he was layin down on the side of the road with a smoke in his mouth. |
DaveyBoy
06.25.10 | More importantly, did you beat him at pool. |
LG
06.25.10 | Yes, only bc he sunk the eight ball :D |
Emim
06.25.10 | I shit myself |
handoman
06.25.10 | tell the story in first person so we get wut you experienced |
