Top 10 Flight Of The Conchords Songs
My personal favorites. |
| 1 | Flight of the Conchords
Robots
"B: Yes, the world is quite different now. There are no more elephants. J: There
is also no more unethical treatment of elephants either." |
| 2 | Business Time
"We're in the bathroom, brushin' our teeth. That's all part of it, that's
foreplay. Then you go out and sort out the recycling, which isn't part of the
foreplay but it is still very important." |
| 3 | Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros
"My rhymes are so potent, that in this small segment I've made all of the
ladies in the area pregnant. Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist, but you
lovely bitches & hoes should know i'm trying to correct this." |
| 4 | Bowie's In Space
"Does the space cold make your nipples go all pointy? And do you use your
pointy nipples to send transmissions back to earth? I bet you do, you
freaky old bastard, you." |
| 5 | Albi the Racist Dragon
"'What are you doing here? I thought I killed you yesterday', grumbled Albi,
quite racistly." |
| 6 | The Most Beautiful Girl (In the Room)
"I can not believe I am sharing a kabab with the most beautiful girl I have
ever seen with a kabab." |
| 7 | Sugalumps
"All these bitches checkin' out my britches/ Put 'em in a trance, when I wear
track pants" |
| 8 | If You're Into It
"And if you want me to I will take off all my clothes for you/ I'll take off all
my clothes for you/ If that's what you're into/ J: How 'bout him, in the
nude/if that's what you're into/ In the nude in front of you/ Is that what
you'd wanna do?" |
| 9 | She's So Hot, Boom
"Oh my god, she's so hot. She's so flippin' hot. She's like a curry. I wanna
tell her how hot she is, but she'll think i'm being sexist. She's so hot she's
making me sexist. Bitch." |
| 10 | Mutha Uckers
"The mutha ucker runs a rasist uckin' grocery/ The mutha ucka won't sell an
apple to a Kiwi/ The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious/ Cut the
crap, I need my red delicious." |
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