JesusChris
04.19.11 | awwww dayum |
InAbsentia
04.19.11 | Holy shit haha |
pizzamachine
04.19.11 | oh no |
tkxxx7
04.19.11 | what about Anthony Green ? |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.19.11 | holy shit..... |
bloc
04.19.11 | How do you like him now |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.19.11 | wow I am so bummed out right now. |
Satellite
04.19.11 | so c-c-c-c-controversial |
JesusChris
04.19.11 | LOL Satt. |
Satellite
04.19.11 | i don't really see what the big deal is
it'd be embarrassing as shit for him but it's not like anyone should really change their opinion of him |
InAbsentia
04.19.11 | Agreed |
JesusChris
04.19.11 | Word, we all get urges boys. |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.19.11 | "Word, we all get urges boys."
I like this. Makes me feel a little less deflated by this whole thing. He's only human. |
JesusChris
04.19.11 | one thing we can learn from this.. he's not spending his money on a high-res webcam. |
Satellite
04.19.11 | also that he's an ass man |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.19.11 | hahahaha satty you're really lightening this situation up for me, I appreciate that. |
Zanders
04.19.11 | The Devil and God are raging inside him. |
Slum
04.19.11 | fucking rofl, what the hell lacey |
Satellite
04.19.11 | i feel bad for the guy. i mean i know he's a quasi-celebrity so whatever, but i can't imagine experiencing anything so fucking embarrassing. |
InAbsentia
04.19.11 | He's showing everyone his favorite weapon. |
Satellite
04.19.11 | haha |
tkxxx7
04.19.11 | hormones raging inside him |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.19.11 | I mean it's the way you wish your fap sounds... |
JesusChris
04.19.11 | holy lol. |
JesusChris
04.19.11 | welcome to bang cock. |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.19.11 | his forearm is the only muscle on his body that works harder than his heart... |
LetoAtreides
04.19.11 | "He's showing everyone his favorite weapon." rofl |
North0House2
04.19.11 | Holy crap lol. I figured this link wasn't legit, I was hoping it wasn't. |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.19.11 | new meaning to "we've all got WOOD and nails" |
tkxxx7
04.19.11 | we've all got wood
but not everybody nails |
JesusChris
04.19.11 | Good To Know That If I Ever Need Attention I Can Cum Right Now |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.19.11 | back in school they never taught us what we needed to know
like how to deal with pube hair or blowing loads on your heart |
Satellite
04.19.11 | must... think... of... more... puns |
InAbsentia
04.19.11 | Showing season |
Zanders
04.19.11 | So keep the blood in your head
And keep your feet on the ground
If today's the day it gets tired
Today's the day we drop out
Gave up my body and bed
All for an empty hotel
Wasting words on lower cases and capitals |
tkxxx7
04.19.11 | The Boy Who Blocked His Own Cock
|
kris.
04.19.11 | WHY GOD WHY |
Masochist
04.19.11 | He needed vices. |
North0House2
04.19.11 | This does kinda make me sad, cuz this guy seemed like he was one of the few front men that had it together, but he's web camming. Ughghghghghg. I mean, what about real girls?
He'll probably die when he sees this. |
Masochist
04.19.11 | THIS
IS
SO
MESSED
UP |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.19.11 | as if it happening wasn't enough
he's gotta go and take some pics just to remind himself how good she sucks
|
TMobotron
04.19.11 | im alone now in my bed
about to produce a lake
and at the bottom youll find all my friends
they dont swim cause theyre all dead |
Spec
04.19.11 | Wow that's disappointing. |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.19.11 | btffyrwnr
NEEDS MOAR PUNZ GUIZE |
North0House2
04.19.11 | TMobotron, I think you just mixed like 3 of their songs. |
Spec
04.19.11 | So many awesome uses of Brand New lyrics in this thread. |
Satellite
04.19.11 | this is the first song for your mixtape
and it's short just l--
no, too easy |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.19.11 | somewhat goooolden like the afternoons
we used to spend
when I would pee on you |
Masochist
04.19.11 | He's the lamb; this is the slaughter
It's moving way too fast;
All he wanted was to hold it.... |
Spec
04.19.11 | The Devil And The God Are Asian Inside Me... No? |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.19.11 | your stomach's filled up with my sperm from copulation
/thread |
InAbsentia
04.19.11 | Me Vs. my dick Vs. your ass |
Deviant.
04.19.11 | I used to care I was being cared for
And made sure I showed it to those that I love |
JesusChris
04.19.11 | well jesus christ I'm alone again, so what did you do those three days you were dead, cause my nudes just got leaked, on the in-ter-net. |
Satellite
04.19.11 | nothing's gonna top "showing season" |
Spec
04.19.11 | nothing's gonna top "showing season" [2] |
kris.
04.19.11 | this might be the best thread ever |
Deviant.
04.19.11 | (I'm gonna) take it out tonight |
Masochist
04.19.11 | Well...I guess it's good to know that if a Sputnik hero ever needed (more) attention, all he'd have to do is go nude. |
Satellite
04.19.11 | it works for hanson |
North0House2
04.19.11 | When I disappear, do you fear that I'm applying more lube?
When I disappear, it is clear I am showing off my goods.
|
iFghtffyrdmns
04.19.11 | I think the lyrical puns are adequately exhausted at this point. |
North0House2
04.19.11 | NUH NUH NUH NUH NUHNUH NUH NUH YOU WON"T KNOWWWWWWW. |
shrapnel
04.19.11 | Jesse to his penis:
Your my favorite bird and when you sing
I really do wish that you'd wear my (vibrating) ring
|
iFghtffyrdmns
04.19.11 | no really, I think the lyrical puns are adequately exhausted at this point. |
InAbsentia
04.19.11 | Your face is adequately exhausted at this point |
InAbsentia
04.19.11 | Last chance to show your ass |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.19.11 | jesse's cock is adequately exhausted at this point
"showing season" was cash, by the way |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.19.11 | ^^^ alright that was pretty good. |
tkxxx7
04.19.11 | "well jesus christ I'm alone again, so what did you do those three days you were dead, cause my nudes just got leaked, on the in-ter-net."
fucking lol . |
JesusChris
04.19.11 | well this was all very punny indeed. |
SnipeCity
04.19.11 | sudden fap in carolina |
North0House2
04.19.11 | Good thing I'm not 15 anymore. I would've died if I had seen this.
Now, I just don't care. Plus, I'm not a hardcore BN fan, like I used to be. I still love their albums, but I wouldn't say they're the best band anymore, that's for sure. |
NigelH
04.19.11 | DegASSer |
Dev518
04.19.11 | I should have never clicked on this. |
Satellite
04.19.11 | this your first day on the internet? |
Wolfhorde
04.19.11 | Why doesn't this strike me as a surprise? |
Dev518
04.19.11 | Can someone explain the appeal of showing your dick on the internet? |
Butkuiss
04.19.11 | Lol, this. |
SHAKEandBAKE
04.19.11 | I don't buy it |
Satellite
04.19.11 | what part? |
Josh D.
04.19.11 | If it was "Jesse Lacey never makes music again", that'd be better. |
flalafell
04.20.11 | what josh said |
TMobotron
04.20.11 | "TMobotron, I think you just mixed like 3 of their songs."
it was just at the bottom with the second line slightly altered |
outline
04.20.11 | Play with my Crack on Skype
too far? |
outline
04.20.11 | more:
The Shower Scene,
Nude Law and a Fap Session Online,
the Quiet Thing That jesse Always Shows,
Sex Tape |
Butkuiss
04.20.11 | Crack on Skype? Sounds like a Mastodon Pornogrind cover band |
ShadowRemains
04.20.11 | Welcome to Bangcock |
whywontyoudie
04.20.11 | "Can someone explain the appeal of showing your dick on the internet?"
get on the sputnik tinychat and you will know. |
outline
04.20.11 | Nude Law and a Semenster Online |