BigHans: Awesome Movie Ideas

BigHans 05.11.11	I could have made this list much longer
BigHans 05.11.11	yeah hackman is skilled in both playing the villian and the lovable hero. Quite an accomplishment actually.
BigHans 05.11.11	Aside from Deliverance and National Treasure, has Jon Voight ever NOT played a villain?
ZilbelPing 05.11.11	There should totally be a movie where there is some sort of maniac (usually wearing somekind of mask and is armed with a garden tool or kitchen utensil) goes on a rampage and begins to kill dumbass/ignorant high school students. That would be awesome.
Emim 05.11.11	There should be a buddy cop movie between bungy and myself.
BloodSweatandBeers 05.11.11	wasn't he the president in transformers?
tkxxx7 05.11.11	there should be a movie where dead people rise from their graves and prey on the living
geng 05.11.11	They should make a film where three men ride around the old west looking for money for about 30 hours and nothing really happens, until the final scene when one or two of them die, and the other one runs off with the money. That would be cool.
geng 05.11.11	And they should make one where the bad guy turns out to be the good guy's father, then turns good.
BigHans 05.11.11	Fuck I forgot about Buddy Cops. Also, Kevin Costner should play an athelete (baseball player/golfer) or a cowboy sometime.
BigHans 05.11.11	John Woo should make a movie with slow motion special effects
savagecabbage 05.11.11	Robin Williams should get serious and try to win an oscar. Possibly grow a beard.
Ovrot 05.11.11	Movies are gay
geng 05.11.11	Someone should make a film where a small and/or untrained group of people face a massive army or some kind of seemingly unbeatable foe, but still manage to win despite almost every character being killed.
BigHans 05.11.11	Jennifer Aniston should make a movie where she just cant find a good man.
Remer17 05.11.11	I totally couldn't finish reading this list. You totally suck.
tkxxx7 05.11.11	http://coolstufftheblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/gi_rpgflowchart.jpg
savagecabbage 05.11.11	Tyler Perry should make a movie about a big momma in a house that is fat and sassy while teaching life lessons to the chilluns. Then he should commit suicide on camera.
BigHans 05.11.11	Remer, as Im sure is the case in real life, you are completely irrelevant. You can speak when you are granted permission.
Remer17 05.11.11	Totally
Emim 05.11.11	They should totally make a movie where a scrappy, underdog team learns teamwork and wins the championship.
ZilbelPing 05.11.11	There should be a movie where a wild animal is increased in size about 30 to 40 times and begins to prey on townspeople. The movie must have horrible acting and unrealistic looking, computerized monsters. The monster will either be blown up by a rocket or bomb of some sort and only 2 or 3 survive.
BigHans 05.11.11	Jon Lovitz should make a movie where he plays a fat, wisecracking Jew
tkxxx7 05.11.11	They should make a movie where the main character has amnesia
geng 05.11.11	They should make a film with elves and dragons and sword fights and where everyone speaks like they're in 16th century England.
savagecabbage 05.11.11	A movie about a war at some point in history but completely neglect the war and whatever historical facts that could have been used to emphasize a romantic plotline.
BigHans 05.11.11	Remer, Ill stop deleting your comments once you are relevant or worth drawing oxygen. Go play somewhere, I'm busy.
savagecabbage 05.11.11	Charles Bronson should kill somebody.
Emim 05.11.11	They should make a superhero movie. With all those comics the possibilities are endless!
Remer17 05.11.11	I totally don't even breath oxygen. I'm like a fucking plant I'm so totally irrelevant.
BigHans 05.11.11	well at least you can admit, it, Ill keep that one up.
geng 05.11.11	They should make a film with Michael Cera as a socially awkward nerd who still somehow manages to get tail.
DayMan 05.11.11	Rob Schneider is...The Stapler. Rated PG-13 Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb
Remer17 05.11.11	Nice use of the tricky comma there.
BigHans 05.11.11	oh man you really got me there Remer. Damn you are good.
Remer17 05.11.11	I am pretty fucking spectacular.
cirq 05.11.11	how about a movie where black man who lives in the ghetto and has no way out somehow befriends a rich white family that helps him do something important with his life. it would be very heartwarming and totally original.
tkxxx7 05.11.11	"They should make a film with Michael Cera as a socially awkward nerd who still somehow manages to get tail." That's how he acts in real life so it's easy for him to play those roles
BigHans 05.11.11	clearly, I mean, theres no question about it really @ Remer
Emim 05.11.11	oh damn you getting trolled so hard hans
BigHans 05.11.11	oh damn you getting trolled so hard hans ^ God I know, watch out for Remer guys.
savagecabbage 05.11.11	A movie about a special person with mental retardation that teaches people the power of the human spirit. Call it the Retarded Rainbow. Starring Alec Baldwin and Sean Penn.
Remer17 05.11.11	No but seriously they should totally make a movie about a website where all the users have tricked themselves into thinking they're part of some exclusive club. That would be totally sweet.
BigHans 05.11.11	Remer strikes again. This guy is a fucking master. His Kung Fu is too strong.
geng 05.11.11	A crime film with an ensemble cast when several different groups of people who previously had no relation happen to converge due to a series of mishaps and fuckups, preferably directed by Guy Richie or Quentin Tarantino. You could also substitute the crime element for a romcom, providing it stars either Jude Law or Hugh Grant.
Emim 05.11.11	Except that we are part of an exclusive club. You aren't. We are. You aren't. Simple.
tkxxx7 05.11.11	there should be a movie where there's a family and the dad appears to be useless, drunk, whatever then the dad dies and the kid hates his dad until he discovers his dad's secret work of some sort
BigHans 05.11.11	A crime film with an ensemble cast when several different groups of people who previously had no relation happen to converge due to a series of mishaps and fuckups, preferably directed by Guy Richie or Quentin Tarantino. You could also substitute the crime element for a romcom, providing it stars either Jude Law or Hugh Grant. ^ This
Emim 05.11.11	They should make a movie where the main character is extremely prejudiced until he meets an example of what he is prejudiced against that shows his humanity.
BigHans 05.11.11	Ed Norton would be great in that
Remer17 05.11.11	"Except that we are part of an exclusive club." The exclusive club of make-believe journalists?
tkxxx7 05.11.11	they should make a comedy where the main character gets a power of some sort while simultaneously getting with some chick, something screws up, the chick finds out/gets pissed, then he wins her back. preferably starring jim carrey
savagecabbage 05.11.11	A movie about fast cars with furious drivers and the lead actor should have a last name like nitro, or fuel, or diesel, yeah diesel would work.
tkxxx7 05.11.11	lol savagecabbage is a cool ass user
omnipanzer 05.11.11	"They should totally make a movie where a scrappy, underdog team learns teamwork" but still looses the big game teaching them that winning isn't everything.
Emim 05.11.11	The exclusive club of make-believe journalists of which you are not a member* Yes. "A movie about fast cars with furious drivers and the lead actor should have a last name like nitro, or fuel, or diesel, yeah diesel would work." lololol
omnipanzer 05.11.11	They should make a movie where a "rebel" group is out manned and out gunned by a technologically superior force. It could take place on earth in the distant future, in outer space but far far away or even in a parallel universe.
savagecabbage 05.11.11	Thanks man. You guys aren't too bad either. What about a movie about a movie, where hollywood shows us that hollywood isn't as hollywood as we might think.
BigHans 05.11.11	Samuel L Jackson should take a role where he plays a total badass.
omnipanzer 05.11.11	Maybe later but lets make a few good installments first Hans, then we can feed them any shit we want to.
Emim 05.11.11	They should make a movie about the horrors of consumerism projected onto fiendish, flesh-eating monsters....that used to be just like us!
tkxxx7 05.11.11	lets make a horror movie where there's some crazy dude slicing folks up , except with at least two sex scenes and a shower scene
BigHans 05.11.11	lets make a horror movie where there's some crazy dude slicing folks up , except with at least two sex scenes and a shower scene ^ If, and only if, the female lead is the only survivor
omnipanzer 05.11.11	Whatever we do we have to make sure the bad guys are ugly but have a classy hobby that lets the movie watcher know he/she/they are really intelligent.
savagecabbage 05.11.11	A movie about Jesus, but nothing about his life, just 2 hours of brutality and Jew torcher. directed by Mel Gibson.
Emim 05.11.11	How about a movie where George Lopez plays a stereotypical Mexican and says "gringo" at least 5 times?
omnipanzer 05.11.11	That'll never work Savage...
Emim 05.11.11	"Whatever we do we have to make sure the bad guys are ugly but have a classy hobby that lets the movie watcher know he/she/they are really intelligent. " I CRACKED up ;)
savagecabbage 05.11.11	Alright, what about this, a movie of jesus called El Jesus: Hang Tough.
omnipanzer 05.11.11	I think my first project will have to be some kind of indie flick. It'll have unknown actors that speak in hyper-realistic dialog and lots of it. We'll put the main protagonist in a series of quirky situations with their unconventional parents and give him/her a love interest that is physically out of their league but so psychologically damaged that they end up pursuing him/her instead. What do you think guys?
BigHans 05.11.11	sounds like a winner Omni
Emim 05.11.11	Why don't they just make movies based on books?
Polymath 05.11.11	Lovin the smell of sarcasm
omnipanzer 05.11.11	Indie flick Pt. 2 The main character will be so uncomfortable with the unexpected attention that they will constantly misread the situation. This causes him/her to keep messing up the opportunity to score they've been longing for since they were in first grade together (established earlier in the movie with a flashback). The audience will constantly facepalm over the obvious miscommunication but all will be well as we'll finish off the movie with a steamy but tender sex scene that will be way more graphic than it needs to be.
BigHans 05.11.11	Sylvestor Stallone should make a movie where he totally defies insurmountable odds
BigHans 05.11.11	The main character will be so uncomfortable with the unexpected attention that they will constantly misread the situation. This causes him/her to keep messing up the opportunity to score they've been longing for since they were in first grade together (established earlier in the movie with a flashback). The audience will constantly facepalm over the obvious miscommunication but all will be well as we'll finish off the movie with a steamy but tender sex scene that will be way more graphic than it needs to be. ^ Ill sign up to play the requisite alcoholic family member who spouts nonsensical ramblings sprinkled with shocking words of wisdom in the rare lucid moments.
omnipanzer 05.11.11	"Ill sign up to play the requisite alcoholic family member who spouts nonsensical ramblings sprinkled with shocking words of wisdom in the rare lucid moments." Quirky seemingly useless family member that in the one true moment of need gives the sage advise that points the protagonist in the right direction and allowing us to give the movie a happy ending.
BigHans 05.11.11	Yep, Im in. Will this movie have a hooker/junkie with a heart of gold?
omnipanzer 05.11.11	No sorry, I was thinking: Misunderstood late teens early twenty's wise beyond their years but can't find their ass with both hands floundering to find a future type.
BigHans 05.11.11	well thats all well and good, but it would be even better with a random diralect with a heart of gold in it somewhere.
BigHans 05.11.11	Sonic should have had Brenden Fraisiers role in Airheads
omnipanzer 05.11.11	It could be the boss who is a father figure. nah the boss should be a twat that never should have made it to management in the first place and sexually abuses all the female employees. oooooo mid-40's co-worker that just caught a bad break in life, w/ a heart of gold, that hooks on the side.
omnipanzer 05.11.11	Fixed
BigHans 05.11.11	This is really starting to look like a modern Kevin Smith movie
MisterTornado 05.11.11	I logged in just to say, STANLEY KUBRICK
JamieTwort 05.11.11	This sounds like one helluva movie.
omnipanzer 05.11.11	Nah I think it's about a generation after that. Think Sean Ellis.
omnipanzer 05.11.11	I don't get it... STANLEY KUBRICK is your favorite Hollywood cliche'?
JamieTwort 05.11.11	This movie needs an awesome soundtrack.
omnipanzer 05.11.11	We'll recruit on the the new guys to fill it with indie shit we don't even know.
BSX 05.11.11	I have a movie idea! It's simple and elegant! All I need is two girls and one cup.
BigHans 05.11.11	and a lemon party
omnipanzer 05.11.11	Simple and elegant indeed.
SeaAnemone 05.11.11	Hans is amused to no end by cheesy cliches in movies? ... weird, I would have never guessed that knowing his music taste.
BigHans 05.11.11	touche Eric
omnipanzer 05.11.11	oh, that was below the belt m8.
SeaAnemone 05.11.11	I'm pretty amused with myself.
Spec 05.11.11	Bigger Jaws. End of discussion.
omnipanzer 05.11.11	"Bigger Jaws. End of discussion." for a Moonraker remake?
AngelofDeath 05.11.11	A Moonraker remake would be awesome.
omnipanzer 05.11.11	I'm not a big fan of the bigger budget action oriented direction the new movies are going in. The Bond movies were always smarter than that even if they were flights of fancy.
BigHans 05.11.11	They should make a Bond satire movie where the main character is a painfully but hilariously incompetant secret agent.
omnipanzer 05.11.11	well played sir.
BigHans 05.11.11	and it should star either Mr. Bean or Steve Carrell. Or Leslie Nielsen.
AngelofDeath 05.11.11	Casino Royale is a phenomenal movie, a result of the franchise taking itself a bit more seriously and following the book series more closely. Great story, great dialogue, and very well-acted. Don't get me wrong, I love the fact that older Bond films purposely don't take themselves seriously, but they just did such a great job bringing Casino Royale to life.
AngelofDeath 05.11.11	You forgot the most obvious: Mike Meyers.
random 05.11.11	I wonder what a movie based on me would be about.
BigHans 05.11.11	Ive never seen a Bond movie I didnt enjoy at least a little. Goldfinger is my fave though.
omnipanzer 05.11.11	Watch "Slackers" random
AngelofDeath 05.11.11	I ranked the Bond films on here once, but I think it got deleted.
omnipanzer 05.11.11	Me either and connery is my favorite although I've been holding out on Quantum of Solstice I'm worried it's just going to suck so bad..
MisterTornado 05.11.11	nope
BigHans 05.11.11	random would be played by Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys
omnipanzer 05.11.11	Sorry random I meant "Slacker" (1991)
BigHans 05.11.11	For a second there I thought you were referring to the Robert Redford vehicle Sneakers, also from the early 90's.
AngelofDeath 05.11.11	Quantum of Solace was fantastic. I think people wrote it off a little too much. It's really a logical continuation of the franchise from Casino Royale.
BigHans 05.11.11	Angel this is supposed to be a sarcastic thread, now come up with something damn it.
omnipanzer 05.11.11	Lol I love Sneakers, just watched like 2 months ago. @ Aod: the big thing I heard was that the major plot point was just preposterous. I don't know this was a while ago.
omnipanzer 05.11.11	hans: he gave up his dream retirement home to save Brad Pitt man... he gave it up :^(
AngelofDeath 05.11.11	Oh, my bad. What about an overhyped, overbudgeted action movie based on stuff already released on more suitable media outlets (TV, video games, comics, etc.)?
omnipanzer 05.11.11	Oops that was spy game... liked that one too.
BigHans 05.11.11	What about an overhyped, overbudgeted action movie based on stuff already released on more suitable media outlets (TV, video games, comics, etc.)? ^ There you go
BigHans 05.11.11	nice try at implementing a page break tvol, but to answer your question, yes, I am way cooler than you, in probably every possible way.
tvol 05.11.11	haha i figured you'd delete that.
tvol 05.11.11	but there wasn't a question anywhere in there. i don't need sputnik to give me a sense of acceptance in life. i come here for music reviews and trolling.
BigHans 05.11.11	if you come to an internet site purely to troll, you absolutely are searching for some kind of acceptance in life, even if its merely negative attention. Unless you are part of the 1% of elite internet trolls who actually know how to do it right.
Masochist 05.11.11	GUYS, GUYS! I got it! This one'll make me millions! Imagine, if you will, a movie where a huge city...NO! The ENTIRE PLANET is in some kind of apocalyptic peril. Something big that would finish off the human race for good, that no one saw coming until about a week before it hits. And we take a crack team of everymen (or maybe even just ONE man) pulled together at the very last minute, train them to fight whatever big event will happen, and Earth puts all their hope onto this team (or guy) because there's absolutely no possibility that mankind will survive if they fail. The only thing I'm having trouble with about this idea is whether I want them to actually succeed and come home heroes, or fail, only to find out that the apocalyptic event wasn't as apocalyptic as previously thought and there's a way to rebuild humanity somehow.
Masochist 05.11.11	Help me out, Sputnik! This has never been done before, so I need to know what the best route is...
BigHans 05.11.11	The only thing I'm having trouble with about this idea is whether I want them to actually succeed and come home heroes, or fail, only to find out that the apocalyptic event wasn't as apocalyptic as previously thought and there's a way to rebuild humanity somehow. ^ you mean like in Deep Impact where Morgan Freeman builds a safe shelter for all of the elites and basically tells everyone else to go fuck themselves? And then the world actually doesnt end?
geng 05.11.11	Dude, get Michael Bay to direct that one. You're onto a winner there.
Masochist 05.11.11	BigHans - Or like in 2012...where, as it turns out, there was a part of Africa that wasn't effected at all by the end of the world. geng - Ooooh, didn't think of that. But I don't know if this is his kind of film; he seems to like making pot-luck war movies.
geng 05.11.11	He seems to have a hard on for pretty much anything with big, dumb explosions.
DominionMM1 05.11.11	I'd like to see a movie about a killer robot driving instuctor who travels back in time for some reason, with a talking pie as a best friend.
Masochist 05.11.11	Do you think people might be interested in seeing a movie where aliens come and try and take over the human race, or destroy the planet? I know it seems silly, but I don't know...maybe there's a niche market for that sort of thing.
SkateFootballMusic 05.11.11	Hey, no hating on Keanu Reeves. He just recently made a movie in my city.
Emim 05.11.11	I see something like that on the skyline, Masochist
omnipanzer 05.11.11	Oh, god I just noticed 3...
tiesthatbind 05.11.11	They should make a Jim Carrey movie where he doesn't appreciate what he has in his life until he is granted a special power. It could be a mask, the inability to lie or say no, or even divine powers. The possibilities are endless! It should also have a love interest to mix things up.